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Rage I am disgusted with HOG's contest! (Contest for 10bp)

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

The user Log in to see images! or alias I HATE YOUR GUTS has unfortunately exposed in his latest contest a terrible, disgusting fact about himself: He’s a digusting sexist pig ****head. His contest “unwiped bum” explicitly forbids the hot **** covered bumes of males. This is typical of pig ****head chauvinistic users such as himself. He is not only reducing our female userbase to their **** covered ORIPHICE, but he’s implicitly stating with this that females are the only ones who are ****TY. He is promoting the patriarchy, and he is a ****ing pighead sexist fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society.

SO ladies LET’s GET BACK at him. Let’s show HOG, alias I HATE YOUR GUTS, pictures of male **** rings rheumy and pungent with **** by posting them in his contest. However, since the matriarchy is totally babealicious, and trolling isn’t allowed in forumwarz contests, you must politely request permission to post your glistening brown man moons in the thread.

A user of my choice, who asks politely and receives permission to post a man poop penny that opposes this patriarchy, will receive 10bp and the love of women EVERYWHERE.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Fie Posted:

The user Log in to see images! or alias I HATE YOUR GUTS has unfortunately exposed in his latest contest a terrible, disgusting fact about himself: He’s a digusting sexist pig ****head. His contest “unwiped bum” explicitly forbids the hot **** covered bumes of males. This is typical of pig ****head chauvinistic users such as himself. He is not only reducing our female userbase to their **** covered ORIPHICE, but he’s implicitly stating with this that females are the only ones who are ****TY. He is promoting the patriarchy, and he is a ****ing pighead sexist fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society.

SO ladies LET’s GET BACK at him. Let’s show HOG, alias I HATE YOUR GUTS, pictures of male **** rings rheumy and pungent with **** by posting them in his contest. However, since the matriarchy is totally babealicious, and trolling isn’t allowed in forumwarz contests, you must politely request permission to post your glistening brown man moons in the thread.

A user of my choice, who asks politely and receives permission to post a man poop penny that opposes this patriarchy, will receive 10bp and the love of women EVERYWHERE.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

ADDENDUM: NO TROLLS ALLOWED!

Oppression is serious.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

The people shall rise up against oppression like so much leavened bread.

Can’t we just jerk off on a plate of fish or something? **** is so… BrazilianLog in to see images!

King Jazza

Avatar: 112664 2010-03-26 06:14:26 -0400
12

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 69 Troll

Hail to the King baby

I could post my ****ty bum?

Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
6

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

looks like an appropriate time for celerysteve to stand up for his girlfriend

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

i approve of this contest.

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