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Evil Trout LIFT. The Drink.
Poll: LIFT???
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monotone_rai-
nbows

Avatar: 239826 2010-10-27 11:16:11 -0400
5

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Have you ever had Lift before? It’s the best ever. It’s like superlemonade, I don’t know why it tastes so good. If you live in New Zealand, you know what I mean. Maybe they have it in Australia as well, but I don’t know.

So if you’ve never tried Lift, you should try it now. Not Lift plus though, because that tastes just like Real Gold.

You can see a picture of a can here, and even buy one, but paying for one is just lame.

Wikipedia is my friend!

L&P is good too. Even though it sounds like Alan Pee.

monotone_rainbows edited this message on 09/12/2010 8:26AM

SIG-ENABLING-
-MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 25677 Tue Mar 31 17:59:16 -0400 2009

Level 35 Emo Kid

purchace championchips

NEVER HAD IT BECAUSE I’VE NEVER LIVED IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY.

YOU SHOULD ASK FRAN SHE PROBABLY LIKES IT.


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monotone_rai-
nbows

Avatar: 239826 2010-10-27 11:16:11 -0400
5

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

YOU MEAN BECAUSE YOU FAIL.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Oh hey lets talk about soft drinks drinks as if everyone has heard of them. I like Tango if you haven’t heard of Tango then you’re a cretin that doesn’t deserve to live just kill yourself now.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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SanDyk Posted:

Oh hey lets talk about soft drinks drinks as if everyone has heard of them. I like Tango if you haven’t heard of Tango then you’re a cretin that doesn’t deserve to live just kill yourself now.

I’ve heard of Tango. It’s a gas station isn’t it? Log in to see images!


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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Log in to see images! Patently Chill Prestidigitator edited this message on 09/12/2010 9:31AM


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

This be the stuff yous should be drinkin’, it’s lets yous slow your roll –

http://www.drankbeverage.com/

SIG-ENABLING-
-MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 25677 Tue Mar 31 17:59:16 -0400 2009

Level 35 Emo Kid

purchace championchips

monotone_rainbows Posted:

YOU MEAN BECAUSE YOU FAIL.

NO I MEAN BECAUSE I DON’T LIVE IN A ****TY THIRD WORLD COUNTRY. IF YOU DIDN’T LIVE IN A ****TY THIRD WORLD COUNTRY YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO READ AND UNDERSTAND MY POST.

IT WAS MARKETED TO LESS THAN 3% OF THE GLOBAL POPULATION.

97 OUT OF 100 PEOPLE NEVER HEARD OF IT.

**** OFF.


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

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If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Count_Smurf

Avatar: 238805 2010-08-19 21:36:46 -0400
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I miss NeHi. Peach, specifically.

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

Why is the drink so difficult to lift? Is it made from something particularly heavy, like uranium, or lead? Perhaps that’s what gives it it’s distinctive refreshing flavour.

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