King Krimson Posted:

If he’s an alcoholic, I doubt his problem is buying beer and then not drinking it.

Also, Grandia 2 is one of few JRPGs that I really, really like.

Yeah, it’s a p ****ty parallel, but hey I’m always up for a geeky challenge to spice things up a bit (and I’m p sure I’m gonna win so hey, free game Log in to see images!)

duca Posted:

omg switty we should be ps3 buddies Log in to see images!

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I HATE YOUR GUTS Posted:

I would beat Mercs 2 and Silent Hill 1 as this would be the fastest solution to fulfill your requirements.

Also because Silent Hill 1 is ****ing amazing. It hasn’t aged well though Log in to see images!

Be sure to look out for the Sonic Youth references throughout.

welp, I already beat Chaos Legion (urrrrgh) and it looks like Army of Two is gonna be done shortly too, so that’s that outta the way. But I wanna play both of those two through, is Mercs 2 overly long if you just do campaign stuff?

Fortunato Posted:

ya I love me some silent hill, though sh2 is the best of the series. Heard 4 was really cool and atmosphereic, tho.

also wb switty Log in to see images!

I’ve only played up ‘till the hospital in 2, but yeah, it was a p sweet game so far, I’m looking forward to this one.

Good to see you too my favorite chrome-dome Log in to see images!

man-man Posted:

Pick something that a) he hasn’t seen yet, and b) is horrifying.

Does 2girls1cup have any notable dialogue? But I guess he’s had ample opportunity to see that. I’ve managed to avoid it, hence not knowing whether there’s dialogue aside from vomiting noises Log in to see images!

Good suggestion, but I chose the Half-Life:- Full Life Consequences series Log in to see images!

bobdisgea Posted:

when you play makai kingdom make sure you dont get the etna ending your first playtrhough. shes at level 3000 and is nearly impossible to beat your first playthrough unless you knwo what you are doing. also silent hill one is pretty short

Dunno when I’ll get to Makai Kingdom, but cheers, I’ll keep that in mind.

Odalisque Posted:

Reggae lyrics?

Quotes from some kind of kids show like The Wiggles or Yo Gabba Gabba?

Scat? (as in vocal improvisation. [though poop might be fun too])

Recipes excerpts?

lol, all those are p good suggestions actually, but I ended up choosing the Full Life Consequences series Log in to see images!

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also how are you these days? Log in to see images!

Something_Witty Posted:

Finished it last night. Was expecting very average, came away surprised. It’s not the best or most polished game, but it’s good, stupid, juvenile fun, provided you’re playing with a buddy (if not, stay away). The weapon customization/upgrade system isn’t very in-depth, but it’s pretty cool and allows for some fun versatility. And the ability to coat your gun in gold and diamonds for ****s, giggles and ****ing enemies off is amusing Log in to see images!

The idea is that as one player gets more aggressive (what gun they use, how much they’re actually hitting/killing and whether it’s decked out will affect this), the enemies focus on them more instead, allowing the other dude to sneak around (mostly) unheeded and flank people. It’s a pretty basic and arbitrary system but it generally works p well.

Think of AoT like your usual summer action blockbuster (minus the ‘sells like hotcakes’ part), jack all story, lots of things getting shot, bad one-liners, explosions etc. It’s good simple fun and you’ll probably watch it again a few times for laughs if you’ve got mates over, but if you’re expecting anything definitive, life-changing or memorable then you’re gonna be disappointed.

I’d give it about a 7.5/10 IMO. If you’re playing alone, then use it as a coaster instead because **** the AI. Log in to see images!

Ok, so, as of a couple of night ago I beat the challenge, with flying colors and ****. Dude owes me one copy of Blazblue: Continuum Shift, which is out here in less than two weeks and will take up ****LOADS more than said two weeks in playtime. Anyways, quickie impressions from the ten games:

Army of Two: dumb, generic, frat-boy style fun, great co-op

Chaos Legion: HEY LOOK I DIED AGAIN **** YOU GAME EAT A male reproductive organ

Forbidden Siren 2: Ummm, ****, stuff doesn’t stay dead, sightjack is cool and inventive, story is nonexistant from what I played, don’t try to fight stuff you’ll suck at it

Grandia 2: Hey nice an old-school JRPG, p cool system and generally fun despite being MbumIVELY outdated

Tomb Raider: Hey it’s Uncharted’s grandmommy! Comparisons make a ****load more sense now

Makai Kingdom: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Nippon Ichi have I mentioned I love you guys lately **** I forgot how good you were at making funny games with amazingly in-depth systems

Stranglehold: Take a whole 1kg block of cheese. Melt that **** on two pieces of bread. The result is less cheesy than this game’s story (“I AM A POLICE OFFICER TAKE MY BADGE IF YOU WILL MY DUTY IS TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE BY SHOOTING DUDES IN THE FACE RAWR”Log in to see images!. **** be fairly fun though.

Silent Hill:.....So. Ummm. Yeah. The school. Er. Anybody care to give me a hug? :<

Chronicles of Ridmale reproductive organ: “One-liner. Attempt at wordly statement through violent description.” *stabs person* “Brag. I only like myself BTW.”

Mercenaries 2: “RAWR THINLY VEILED EXCUSE TO BLOW UP A WHOLE LOT OF ****!” It’s like Mercenaries 1, but dumber! Also, Devastator lolololololol