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Butthurt Just when I though america couldn't get any more disgusting with food.

wtfmcnuggets

Avatar: 104315 Sat Apr 11 13:02:16 -0400 2009
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i finally grew a male reproductive organ

Chuck Diesel Posted:

­­How about the KFC Skinwich?

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is this real?

usually i like cheese on everything but this may be the one thing i think cheese doesn’t belong on. otherwise, it sounds delicious.

xxEmoxKidxx Posted:

We get this thing.

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Psshhhh. That fake bum pretender ain’t nothin’

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Sorry I can’t find the pic with hot chics. 26” in diameter. Blows away the sad Pizza Hut attempt. Not to mention ****ing delicious bum pizza. Small pizza chain Pizza Pipeline. (crap website if you’re interested: http://www.pizzapipeline.com )

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

America isn’t nearly as disgusting with food as China is.

I’d post pics, but even I’m not that much of an bumhole.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

America isn’t nearly as disgusting with food as China is.

I’d post pics, but even I’m not that much of an bumhole.

Woof!

Also I want to make a burrito with one of those Big Italy pizzas and about 10 Double Downs wrapped in the skin and cheese from the Skinwiches. Then I would make French Toast out of the Skinwich buns the next morning.

Aldo_Anything

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Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
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male reproductive organMEISTER

Just had two of these. Log in to see images!

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male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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Aldo_Anything Posted:

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That actually looks like a terrible sandwich and those patties can’t be more than 20%-30% beef. (but what do you expect? It’s from a chain)

Real beef, GOOD beef, has to be dripping wet. That stuff’s slight shine is just the cooking oil. Real beef brings its own ooze.

EDIT: and don’t get me started on that cheese. Nothing says “I was not made inside a real cow” more than cheese that is the exact same color all over. REAL cheese is patchy in color, like the skin of a hooker with herpes and liver disease…

DICKFACEPANTS edited this message on 09/11/2010 11:08AM

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
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THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

This thread is giving me Acid Reflux all over again!

male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

It’s probably a plastic model. I agree with your bumessment, though. Processed cheese food is the worst thing to happen to food.

Count_Smurf

Avatar: 238805 2010-08-19 21:36:46 -0400
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I’ve never understood cheese food properly. What, exactly, do you feed to cheese, and why on earth would I want to eat the same thing? I don’t eat dog food, why would I eat cheese food?

Josh Grimes

Avatar: 58173 Thu Apr 09 07:10:41 -0400 2009
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The place that makes this thing is just up the road from me. Weighs approximately 150 pounds and you need to order it a few days in advance.

Jakeinator

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Did we forget about this place?

One of the side effects to the food is AIDS for christs sake.

fembot_

Avatar: 228325 2010-10-14 02:40:07 -0400
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This entire thread makes me vomit into my mouth a little. You people really eat this kinda ****?

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

fembot_ Posted:

This entire thread makes me vomit into my mouth a little. You people really eat this kinda ****?

Spare me your self-righteous smugfabulous person vegetarian “Nothing With a Face” routine… In our species evolution, the rapid growth in brain size is directly linked to a higher-protein diet.

In other words keep munching your celery sticks and maybe you will hopefully split off into a separate species and devolve back into algae or something. In the mean time we’ll be here enjoying civilization and BBQ sauce.

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

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Yes, that’s a goddamn ****ing burger. Chris Madrid’s in San Antonio.

I wouldn’t go so far to say it’s the best burger in the land (there are a LOT of great burgers in Texas) but that one is definitely one of the top five in that state.

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fembot_

Avatar: 228325 2010-10-14 02:40:07 -0400
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male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

Spare me your self-righteous smugfabulous person vegetarian “Nothing With a Face” routine… In our species evolution, the rapid growth in brain size is directly linked to a higher-protein diet.

In other words keep munching your celery sticks and maybe you will hopefully split off into a separate species and devolve back into algae or something. In the mean time we’ll be here enjoying civilization and BBQ sauce.

Oh, I eat meat. Just the dripping of the fat and the enormous portions of cheese make my arteries involuntarily constrict.

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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fembot_ Posted:

Oh, I eat meat. Just the dripping of the fat and the enormous portions of cheese make my arteries involuntarily constrict.

http://www.cheeseandburger.com/

King Krimson

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A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

http://www.cheeseandburger.com/

Why is Brock Sampson advertising Wisconsin Cheese?

Burgers, I can understand, but cheese?

Patently Chi-
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Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
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Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

http://www.cracked.com/video_18133_8-great-foods-explaining-why-terrorists-hate-us.html

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
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Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

Canada doesn’t have much to contribute in comparison to our pants (aka US boo yeah big in the trunks) but we do have this:

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bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
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duca Posted:

Canada doesn’t have much to contribute in comparison to our pants (aka US boo yeah big in the trunks) but we do have this:

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...you are gonna have to explain that pile of ****.

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