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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
13

[Nuclear Controvers-
y Fallout Shelter
]

Level 35 Troll

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FAIL Posted:

can I come? I’d love to pull out my phone and pretend like I am doing something when really I will be scrolling through old emails so I don’t have to acknowledge that we are awkwardly together silently.

i sometimes listen to the menu options on my voicemail when my friends are talking to people I dont want to talk to


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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
13

[Nuclear Controvers-
y Fallout Shelter
]

Level 35 Troll

XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA

and when someone addresses me I make the scrunchy trying to understand something face and hold up the “one minute” finger when really its the nice voicemail lady saying “to change your greeting, press 5!”


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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
13

[Nuclear Controvers-
y Fallout Shelter
]

Level 35 Troll

XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA

hang on voicemail lady, you’re going to have to repeat those options. What is the corresponding bumon for “get me the hell out of this conversation”?


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Mitch Hedberg

Avatar: 220283 2009-12-01 00:59:07 -0500

Level 9 Re-Re

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.

^^

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

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tbh i’d just pee my pants if i saw any of you on the street and then scuttle past as quickly and silently as possible


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2013-05-25 22:35:57 -0400
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

I LOVE POSTING ON FORUMWARZ!

Havana Banana Posted:

My “girlfriend” is actually just my live-in Aspergers coach I call her my girlfriend because I don’t understand boundaries.

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blue text some sort of insult or offensive comment

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

ahaha this is the best


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

please stop acting like fabulous persons for a while.


UNBAN DRUNKENLAZYBASTARD

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bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

i live near swine. i worked with him. i molested him in the dairy cooler multiple times. i shoved a finger in his bum once. anyone jealous yet?


sdgrbbum09 Posted:

In before bob posts his hairy man-titties

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

bobdisgea Posted:

i live near swine. i worked with him. i molested him in the dairy cooler multiple times. i shoved a finger in his bum once. anyone jealous yet?

Just a finger? Then no.


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

the only person who lives near me from this site is teh cezar. god help me


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

the only person who lives near me is me


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Green porno!

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Havana Banana Posted:

we’re wayyyy too embarbumed about how we know each other to stop for a video. More than likely we’ll plan to walk past each other on a street somewhere and instead of just pbuming by we’ll whip off our shirts quick, snap the picture, and go on our merry way without saying a word.

Outside a church as a huge wedding is letting out.

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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
13

[Nuclear Controvers-
y Fallout Shelter
]

Level 35 Troll

XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA

why hasnt this happened yet


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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

I’m ready


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

fo reals

I’m shocked you two haven’t gone frolicking in a park together or something


ilu man

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Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

the only person who lives near me from this site is teh cezar. god help me

:C


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Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Teh Cezar Posted:

:C

Not that I’d meet anyone from here. I’d just stay there pondering about whether to call voicemail or the police to entertain myself.


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Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-04-26 03:28:23 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

im pretty sure everyone i live near that uses this site doesn’t post on the forums for the most part

usually because only maybe one even still plays


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Pictures nice people made me.

Celerysteve Posted:

Joseph of s is a an old decrepit brainfreeze fabulous person who takes his **** all seriously. He probably cries at movies.

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