inks Posted:

I’ve known a couple of people drink bleach when off their meds, they seemed to survive unscathed.

Probably a safe bet as an attention getter – let us know how you get on.

Yup, it just made me feel really sick. That and some throwing up too.

That was about it.

SLAVE-JEWESS Posted:

Try a larger amount?

Sounds good. Though might wait abit till I try that again.

maybe mix something else in too.

inks Posted:

How about swallowing razor blades? It’s pretty safe, there’s a French bloke who does it as a stage act.

Sounds intresting, ah people love to put strange things in their mouths for fun from razors to swords to fire.

thats good to know, have you eaten any before? Only thing iv eaten was not on fire.

Hah! I saw that episode of that one show! If you drink small amounts of bleach, it wont kill you, but it will burn off several layers on your stommach. What you do it blow a piece of bubble gum into an inch wide ball and pour bleach in it. Then, let it dry as much as it will and eat it. Don’t chew, but straight swallow it. This makes the gum get to the small intestine before it blows. Thus, your intestine burns, and not your stommach. It kills you.

Alternate method it to make some pill-capsul like thingys and fill them with bleach. Swallow a bunch of them.

Shanty Posted:

Hah! I saw that episode of that one show! If you drink small amounts of bleach, it wont kill you, but it will burn off several layers on your stommach. What you do it blow a piece of bubble gum into an inch wide ball and pour bleach in it. Then, let it dry as much as it will and eat it. Don’t chew, but straight swallow it. This makes the gum get to the small intestine before it blows. Thus, your intestine burns, and not your stommach. It kills you.

Alternate method it to make some pill-capsul like thingys and fill them with bleach. Swallow a bunch of them.

Sounds like a intresting way to killoneself. THough yeah makes sence, I think.

Although, the most bestest way to kill yourself appeared on Bash:

<wildkarrdex> I ALWAYS THOUGHT A GREAT WAY TO KILL YOURSELF

<wildkarrdex> WOULD BE TO RUN INTO A CROWDED ROOM

<wildkarrdex> SCREAM “I’M HIV POSITIVE”

<wildkarrdex> THEN SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOTGUN

Shanty Posted:

Although, the most bestest way to kill yourself appeared on Bash:

<wildkarrdex> I ALWAYS THOUGHT A GREAT WAY TO KILL YOURSELF

<wildkarrdex> WOULD BE TO RUN INTO A CROWDED ROOM

<wildkarrdex> SCREAM “I’M HIV POSITIVE”

<wildkarrdex> THEN SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOTGUN

I love bash.

<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever

<mcm310>: what is it?

<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof

<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level

<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you’ll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched

<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands

<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head

<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows

<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head….except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.

<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.

<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore

Something_Witty Posted:

I love bash.

<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever

<mcm310>: what is it?

<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof

<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level

<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you’ll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched

<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands

<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head

<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows

<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head….except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.

<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.

<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore

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