My girlfriend has been going on and on for months about how super impressed she is with her super smart, handsome, rich, ivy league educated married boss. Whatever. It did not matter until she told me they ****ed in Las Vegas last month during a business trip. Her digital camera also had 30 or so shots of them naked in the hotel room in various sex acts appearing very drunk and happy. I found the disc last week and she admitted what happened. I told her the relationship is over and kicked her bum out. I own the house which we have lived in for a bit over a year. I told her to pick up her **** today. Over the weekend I fowarded the pics to her boss, his wife(after I told her what happened over the phone), and her boss’s boss. Well…Everyone who got the pics ain’t too happy. My now ex girlfriend’s boss called me on Sunday and told me I ruined his marriage, job, and life and he said he was going to sue me after he beat the **** out of me and gouged out my eyes. Then he started to cry over the phone. I laughed and told him he can come over my house any time he likes. I had a cop friend of mine call him back and scare the **** out of him regarding the threating phone calls. He left 3 threatening messages on my machine before I picked up. My ex took the day off from work today to pick up her ****. Well…she loves clothes and shoes. Lots of good names too like Chanel, Guccci, Versace, etc.. All her good stuff I took to an uppper clbum consignment store so I can make a little cash and every other piece of her clothing from underwear to gym clothes were burned in a beautiful bonfire fueled with gasoline last night. I gave her back all her other stuff but not ONE stich of clothing. For numbers….60 or so pairs of shoes and the designer duds….40 or so dresses/suits. When she asked for her clothes this morning I pointed to the remains of my bonfire. I thought she had a heart attack. I told her. To get the **** off my property and never speak to me again. I also told her if she or her boss decide to seek revenge on me her digital pics from Vegas as well as the 10 or so homemade porn films we personally made together could accidentally end up at her parents house or get splahed all over the internet. She left numb. I feel much better now than I did last Friday. My friends by the way always told me they thought she was a condesending ****. They were right. I guess I just was use to the great sex. Now time to move on. I already have a date for Fri. with a hottie from my gym. She looks like Daisy Fuentes but with bigger mammary glands. I will still watch my back for a while but if they try anything. I will be ready. Thanks for letting me rant. It has been a ****ty 5 days.

I don’t buy it.

yea. mammary glands, vids or GTFO

Someone actually read his post?

It’s like a novel in there FFS

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Even if this was real, why post here?

I saw it said Sex and Vegas, those being my 2 favorite things… I indeed read it.. that being said

Pics or gtfo

^_^

LOL, this reminds me of sumthin my friend do when his **** ****ed around on him.

He was working as a bouncer at a bar and was dating(****ing) one of the bartenders. She was reasonably attractive and apparently sucked a mean male reproductive organ. Sure enough, she cheated on him and he caught her… but decided to not confront her.

Instead he waited a day. The following night he called her best friend who he knew wanted his male reproductive organ. He goes to her BFF’s house, and ****s her dead in the bum. After he blows his load he says bye, hits his stopwatch and heads out the door to the car.

He hops in the car and heads to his girlfriends place, calling her on the way to let her know he’s in “The Mood”. He drives like mad to get there, gets inside and starts talking dirty, telling her how worked up he is for her.

He then gets her to suck his male reproductive organ. He then face****s her til he great timess down her throat. He then hits his the bumon on the stopwatch and says, “19 minutes and 34 seconds.”

“Huh?” she says.

“Thats how long ago my male reproductive organ was in Sarah’s bum.”

Brings a smile to my face every time I think about that story. He then made sure to leave as she was rinsing her mouth out and goto the bar where they worked and tell EVERYONE what she did. Log in to see images!

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