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Srs Bsns This is a serious poll for ungay dudes
Poll: A man holds a gun to your head and will kill you unless you have sex with one of the following:
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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

If you don’t seriously answer it then you have to do whatever one is you like least.


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thew00

Avatar: 51460 2010-11-03 22:07:34 -0400
4

[Dom Jihad]

Level 65 Hacker

IM SUCH A fabulous person. I JUST WISH I WAS COOL BUT IM GERMAN. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHHH HH

midget is the best choice.

1. female

2. not getting ****ed in the bum


bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

i wish one of the options was a female midget ****ing you in the bum…


sdgrbbum09 Posted:

In before bob posts his hairy man-titties

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

thew00 Posted:

midget is the best choice.

1. female

2. not getting ****ed in the bum

Yeah, personally I was on the fence between that and a female animal. Both of those would be better than a dude imo.


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

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If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Voted Shii option


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

If you said dude guess what you’re gay so really that shouldn’t even be an option.


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That Reactio-
n Face Guy

Avatar: 223807 2009-12-29 01:30:17 -0500
11

Level 69 Troll

THIS IS MY CONFUSED FACE

That Reaction Face Guy Posted:

A really hot chick who you couldn’t touch and she ****ed you in the bum with a strap-on

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thew00 Posted:

midget is the best choice.

1. female

2. not getting ****ed in the bum

Same reasoning for fat woman that can’t walk. If the midget didn’t smell I might be able to do it, but I just don’t think I could handle that. ****ing a Fran might be possible as an alternative to death (bumuming someone has hosed her down recently).


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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

voted necrophilia


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Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

voted necrophilia

Considered it, but “recent” could mean anything and means of death could make that worse. Burned to death or dying form syphilis could make it pretty gruesome. Not to mention rigor is tough on the pecker.


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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

who the **** cares


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I get the feeling you’re not taking this poll very seriously. Log in to see images!


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SIG-ENABLING-
-MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 25677 Tue Mar 31 17:59:16 -0400 2009

Level 35 Emo Kid

purchace championchips

YOU’RE ALL ****ING MORONS (EXCEPT FOR MAYBE THE OTHER 4 OF YOU THAT AREN’T IDIOTS).

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ‘FEMALE ANIMAL’, BECAUSE IT DOESN’T SPECIFY WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL.

HUMANS ARE PART OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM, DUMB****S.

OF COURSE, THE OTHER FOUR OF YOU THAT VOTED THAT OPTION ARE PROBABLY FURfabulous personS ANYWAYS, AND ACTUALLY WANT TO **** A DOG OR MONKEY OR SOME **** LIKE THAT.


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SIG-ENABLING-MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

The joke so very special even Forumwarz didn’t bother with it… (until now)

Bacchus edited this message on 09/16/2010 12:13AM

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****tard

Avatar: 164527 2010-01-24 16:15:19 -0500
28

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 37 Camwhore

moo

i chose “a dude” to make you all look like an even bigger bunch of fabulous persons

Phallus Dei

Avatar: 225245 2010-03-26 16:40:11 -0400
10

Level 40 Permanoob

“Fucknozzle”

SIG-ENABLING-MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

YOU’RE ALL ****ING MORONS (EXCEPT FOR MAYBE THE OTHER 4 OF YOU THAT AREN’T IDIOTS).

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ‘FEMALE ANIMAL’, BECAUSE IT DOESN’T SPECIFY WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL.

HUMANS ARE PART OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM, DUMB****S.

OF COURSE, THE OTHER FOUR OF YOU THAT VOTED THAT OPTION ARE PROBABLY FURfabulous personS ANYWAYS, AND ACTUALLY WANT TO **** A DOG OR MONKEY OR SOME **** LIKE THAT.

I’m still voting for “dead chick”

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Celerysteve Posted:

A really hot chick who you couldn’t touch and she ****ed you in the bum with a strap-on

If something goes into your bum and it’s not a male reproductive organ attached to a dude, that doesn’t qualify as gay does it?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

If something goes into your bum and it’s not a male reproductive organ attached to a dude, that doesn’t qualify as gay does it?

I wouldn’t say so. But maybe you need to take an official poll.


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Billy Batts

Avatar: 242165 2010-09-06 13:46:17 -0400
6

Level 25 Troll

Now go home and get your ****in' shinebox.

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