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Count_Smurf

Avatar: 238805 2010-08-19 21:36:46 -0400
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Someone come play with me.

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
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Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

Inspector Chelmey is looking for playmate.


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Count_Smurf

Avatar: 238805 2010-08-19 21:36:46 -0400
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

It wouldn’t work out, due mostly to my not being able to see anything he says. Though I hear you suck a mean male reproductive organ, wanna cyber? I’m strictly a pitcher, no catching in my repertoire. It’s cool, I’m only three apples tall myself, Little Count isn’t setting any records.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

Gay cyber sex with a vampire smurf? OH YEAH.


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Count_Smurf

Avatar: 238805 2010-08-19 21:36:46 -0400
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Oh, god, I can’t hold back anymore! I’m humping the **** out of your ankles right now. First the right, then the left. Can’t have any inter-ankle jealousy, here. That would only lead to ankle on ankle crime, and none of us wants that. Gotta maintain the chi of some hot, hot, ankle enjoy.

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

CoS


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

Count_Smurf Posted:

HOT BLUE JIZZED ANKLE enjoy

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Count_Smurf

Avatar: 238805 2010-08-19 21:36:46 -0400
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

CoS

You don’t have to actually participate, you know. You can just go back to crying and masturbating in your corner while I take care of Bacchus.

Bacchus Posted:

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Sweet mother Mary, I can’t contain my thirst anymore and your knees look succulent. AAARrrrggghhhHHHHH! I’m biting your right knee, drinking deep of that precious claret while starting to dry hump your shin. Always the right side, left handed blood is, tainted. Aaahhh, that’s much better. Now flush with my fill, I am fat and purple. Warm and satisfied I fall asleep drooling on your socks. Pink, sticky drool. You’ll never get that stain out. Of your socks or your soul. Yearning endlessly for that little prick only I can give you. Too bad for you I don’t **** my food.

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

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You’ll miss it.


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Count_Smurf

Avatar: 238805 2010-08-19 21:36:46 -0400
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Imagine, if you will, drinking V8 juice from a pocket woman's genitals. Sure, it’s good for you, but damnit man, it’s just creepy.

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