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thew00

Avatar: 51460 2010-11-03 22:07:34 -0400
4

[Dom Jihad]

Level 65 Hacker

IM SUCH A fabulous person. I JUST WISH I WAS COOL BUT IM GERMAN. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHHH HH

So, i’ve just woke up and proceeded to go to the bathroom to take a shower.

What do I find out? There’s no hot water….

Now how the hell should i clean myself?

(and even better: how do i fix this problem without blowing up my house)

pls post some Serious suggestions

Additionally, has anyone tried yet to boil water on the stove and then pour it to the bathtub? How does that work out?

wtfmcnuggets

Avatar: 104315 Sat Apr 11 13:02:16 -0400 2009
32

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 36 Troll

i finally grew a male reproductive organ

suck it up and take a cold shower or go to a gym or something and use theirs.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

thew00 Posted:

Additionally, has anyone tried yet to boil water on the stove and then pour it to the bathtub? How does that work out?

More often than not I bathe instead of shower. And I like my baths piping hot. So, my normal recipe is 1/4th tub cold water. Turn cold water off, full blast the hot for another 2/4ths. While waiting for it to fill (I have a large garden tub) I have two pots of water on the stove. By the time the tub is done, they usually have just reached a slight boil. I pour those bastards in. Wait about ten minutes (Take this time to poop, or shave, or cue up the radio) for the water to become tolerable. (It should pink the skin) Then enter slowly.

Heaven.

TL;DR Boiling water to bathe is fine, just wait for it to cool. To fill a tub with just that, you may want to put a large pot on all four burners. And it takes about twenty minute to boil, remember that.

thew00

Avatar: 51460 2010-11-03 22:07:34 -0400
4

[Dom Jihad]

Level 65 Hacker

IM SUCH A fabulous person. I JUST WISH I WAS COOL BUT IM GERMAN. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHHH HH

swine Posted:

More often than not I bathe instead of shower. And I like my baths piping hot. So, my normal recipe is 1/4th tub cold water. Turn cold water off, full blast the hot for another 2/4ths. While waiting for it to fill (I have a large garden tub) I have two pots of water on the stove. By the time the tub is done, they usually have just reached a slight boil. I pour those bastards in. Wait about ten minutes (Take this time to poop, or shave, or cue up the radio) for the water to become tolerable. (It should pink the skin) Then enter slowly.

Heaven.

TL;DR Boiling water to bathe is fine, just wait for it to cool. To fill a tub with just that, you may want to put a large pot on all four burners. And it takes about twenty minute to boil, remember that.

Thanks Swine, will try that out

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

In a pinch I wash my armpits and face in the sink with soap and wet my hair.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

In a pinch I don’t bathe.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Fight for your freedom against the English. Then, after you’ve cleaned the blood off of your sword, have a deep roll in the snow, then dry yourself off with tempered animal hide.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

mterek Posted:

Fight for your freedom against the English. Then, after you’ve cleaned the blood off of your sword, have a deep roll in the snow, then dry yourself off with tempered animal hide.

Hrm. Off to the “support us” tab for another ARP alt! Hooray!

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

(I was lying when I said in a pinch, bathing is for pussies)

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

wtfmcnuggets Posted:

suck it up and take a cold shower or go to a gym or something and use theirs.

This would be the easiest thing to do. Our hot water heater croaked last fall and I just took cold showers for about a week.

Skyman747 Posted:

(I was lying when I said in a pinch, bathing is for pussies)

Of course we all already knew this since people who like anime usually don’t bathe.

sdgrbass09 edited this message on 08/31/2010 1:29AM

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Boiling water on a stove and tipping it into a tub was how people bathed before they had fancy things like hot water on tap. Either do that, or combine it with Fie’s suggestion; heat water, fill sink, wash the parts of you that most need cleaning from there.

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

swine Posted:

TL;DR Boiling water to bathe is fine, just wait for it to cool. To fill a tub with just that, you may want to put a large pot on all four burners. And it takes about twenty minute to boil, remember that.

Don’t wait for it to cool, just add more cold water until the temp is where you want it.

OR you could just fix the water heater. I’ve done it plenty of times and I’m just a silly girl, so it can’t be all that hard. Just dust it and relight the pilot light or whatever.

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Skyman747 Posted:

In a pinch I don’t bathe.

Word. Showering seems like such a waste of time to me that I have a hard time bringing myself to do it. I don’t get greasy or sweaty or stinky or anything. I spot clean as necessary and my valuable time goes to more productive activities like informing the internet that I don’t shower.

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

How cold are we talking? It’s late August so it can’t be that cold (unless you live in Canadialand)

A cold shower every now and then is actually good for you, as long as it doesn’t kill you.

Canape

Avatar: 232250 2011-11-01 00:04:56 -0400
5

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

unless you live in Canadialand

It’s p cold in here, and I don’t live in Canadia Log in to see images!



Here is how you should do it

1. Put water in something that allows you to boil water

2. Put that on top of the stove

3. Turn on the fire to high

4. Wait until the water is boiling hot (the water will be cool by the time you do the next step)

5. Repeat step 1-5 until the bathtub is full

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

mexican shower with wet-naps

thew00

Avatar: 51460 2010-11-03 22:07:34 -0400
4

[Dom Jihad]

Level 65 Hacker

IM SUCH A fabulous person. I JUST WISH I WAS COOL BUT IM GERMAN. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHHH HH

The problem fixed itself.

Since no one has messed with the Water Heater, I bumume that it had turned self-aware and fixed itself since it is working now again.

thew00 edited this message on 08/31/2010 12:07PM

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

mexican shower with wet-naps

I don’t think thew00 lives near the Rio Grande.

mterek Posted:

I don’t think thew00 lives near the Rio Grande.

If they can help it, neither do Mexicans.

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