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Animu Troll Stores?

Orinks

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 36 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Hi all,

Just wondering if there are any troll stores besides “under the bridge?” When I get to level 6, I suppose I’ll get the egomania upgrade and something that upgrades dooshbaggery, because my dooshbaggery is 28, and Ego 55 which is critically low I think, and well I’m not sure what else. Shrug I wish I could change my clbum to an Emmo Kid, trolls are making me Emo right now with all the frustration it poses

Does anyone know if I could reset my upgrade points? Because I seriously think I did something wrong with stats from the beginning.

Orinks edited this message on 04/04/2008 9:10PM

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

I believe you guys only have that one store.

Paraone

Avatar: Paraone's Avatar
7

[egg]

Level 10 Troll

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

schat with haxlerose to reset points


(Edited this post to add spoiler tags. Congrats, Parone – you’ve broken my mod cherry. -SUX2BU)

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

Head to http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/Illegalities, which sells equippible items. Also, there is a NPC that you meet early on that can change your upgrades, though it can get pricey.

Tesfan edited this message on 04/04/2008 9:13PM

UndeadPhallu-
s117

Avatar: Mother and Children
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Troll

People get ****y because I speak the truth. I'm actually awesome.

55 Ego? Yikes, that’s criminally low. You better make sure your ability upgrades are correctly spent… I’d recommend redistributing them.

The other troll store is Illegalities, selling fetishes.

Sux2BU

Avatar: Sux2BU's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

Sucky sucky 2 dolla!!!

Also: Trolls can equip glbumes, but you don’t get any access to the glbumes store. You can, however, buy glbumes at the Ppwn Shoppe on the random days they show up. Obviously, glbumes which only increase Sexiness do nothing for you, but there are some that up Douchebaggery and some that up Sexiness but also Defense and Offense. So as long as you’re selling trash, check what they have for sale.

BLACKPECKER

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 10 Troll

Serial Lincoln-Rapist

Glbumes are also good for upgrading Charisma, which trolls need desperately.

Paraone

Avatar: Paraone's Avatar
7

[egg]

Level 10 Troll

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

Paraone Posted:

schat with haxlerose to reset points


(Edited this post to add spoiler tags. Congrats, Parone – you’ve broken my mod cherry. -SUX2BU)


woot

the troll store called and said they were all out of me

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

so what is the deal with these unequippable items? ist that a troll-only-thing as well?

Bigguyinblack

Avatar: Bigguyinblack's Avatar
4

[Mock TSB]

Level 10 Troll

i'm so lonely... i have no friends... plz help...

No. I wasted a fair amount of Flezz buying an Eyeball Piercing. Glbumes are it.

Zeph

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
20

[GAK-dan]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Polka_Trevor666 Posted:

so what is the deal with these unequippable items? ist that a troll-only-thing as well?

Unequippable items means exactly what it says. They are equipment items that your character has but cannot equip. Say for instance, a Troll purchases a tattoo, which only Emos can equip. It would show up under unequippable items rather than under junk.

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