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Rant Congratulations, Knights!

Sir Tasnica

Avatar: Blonde Woman
11

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

I would like to congratulate the Knights of LOL for simultaneously earning the three coveted Klan e-peen for highest average fleez, average cred, and average forums pwned. It’s a true sign of Klan greatness to earn these, and I’m sure it had nothing to do with [temporarily] kicking out all your members who were below the average this morning.

Seriously, though, I see this as a very cheap move on the part of the Knights. While most of the removed members have now, of course, returned, the evidence still remains in the Top Rankings (which only updates once every 24 hours). Notice how the average cred per Klan member (at the time when the Top Rankings were updated) is way higher than the actual average when all members are present? Hmm…

Does anyone else think things like this undermine the entire point of “hard-to-get” Klan e-peen, or is it just me?

Vuron

Avatar: 4928 2011-07-31 00:39:10 -0400
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 40 Emo Kid

Vile serpent! I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Meh, I guess that the system was “gamed” but still it was a decent accomplishment after all it requires at least 5 pretty high cred players to top team awesome’s totals. Considering it seems pretty obvious that Team Awesome is for all intents and purposes defunct I don’t see any reason for currently active clans to try for the peens.


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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

GO KNIGHTS OF KOLOL

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Bubo

Avatar: Denim Skirt
4

Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Damn, looks like I lost the pool for where the first whine would come from. Log in to see images!


Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose

Hugbox

Avatar: Hugbox's Avatar
6

Level 10 Re-Re

doig tet stant wethut pbumig off oil ats momberd requared grat orgabidotional skulls. goed frrrr thm.


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Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Bubo Posted:

Damn, looks like I lost the pool for where the first whine would come from. Log in to see images!

Dang, I forgot to put in my pick, because I would have actually won this.

Man, we get in trouble for breaking all sorts of unwritten rules. Or even rules that are not only unwritten, but totally imaginary & exist only in the minds of certain unimportant people.


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MySpace Tom

Avatar: MySpace Tom's Avatar
7

Level 18 Camwhore

WeChall FOR LIFE

There should be an e-peen for ****ing everyone off.

Oh wait, TSB would win that one. Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! MySpace Tom edited this message on 05/18/2008 9:58PM

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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

IGNORE THE HATERS GUYS

DON’T LET THEIR JEALOUSY GET TO YOU

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Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

No worries, sistah! Their jealously just fuels my fire, it gives me what I desire.

KA-CHING!


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Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

frakking double post

Acid Flux edited this message on 04/05/2008 12:02PM

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Fetishes, Glbumes, Tattoos & Hardware, all on sale!

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Tarman

Avatar: Bacteria
12

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

OP, PEOPLE MIGHT TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY IF YOU DIDNT POST A NEW WHINE THREAD EVERY DAY. THE AWARD IS FOR TOPPING THE LEADERBOARD. WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF THEY KICKED EVERYONE OR JUST MADE A KLAN AND GOT THE E-PEEN BEFORE INVITING EVERYONE? ITS PRETTY PATHETIC TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING MEANINGLESS AWARDS IN AN ONLINE GAME, BUT ITS EVEN MORE PATHETIC TO WORRY ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE GETTING THEM.

IN SHORT, YOU ARE A fabulous person.


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Great-Meat-S-
pinner-Pen1s

Avatar: Pink Dress
1

Level 15 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Funny, wasnt the Sisterhood the klan that abused vanilla scoops so hard that they got nerfed? I dont see a difference between what you did and the Knights.

WetSocket

Avatar: WetSocket's Avatar
8

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

GAMBLEBOT STOLE 57K FROM ME> BAN HIM

I thought that was about as relevant as the OP.


I Cheat at Forumwarz.

I am a very SRS individual SO please take me very SRSLY.

grrrlplz

Avatar: 31118 Mon Nov 03 16:56:20 -0500 2008

Level 39 Emo Kid

tEaRs oF bLoOd r cOmIn dOwN

Great-Meat-Spinner-Pen1s Posted:

Funny, wasnt the Sisterhood the klan that abused vanilla scoops so hard that they got nerfed? I dont see a difference between what you did and the Knights.

BOUSCHE!


I hate myself and I want to die.

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

Great-Meat-Spinner-Pen1s Posted:

Funny, wasnt the Sisterhood the klan that abused vanilla scoops so hard that they got nerfed? I dont see a difference between what you did and the Knights.

Abused? No way. They did what was intended, nothing more nothing less. Just that E.T’s estimate of what a raid could achieve was below what was actually realistic.


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evilhamster

Avatar: evilhamster's Avatar
10

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Sir Tasnica Posted:

Does anyone else think things like this undermine the entire point of “hard-to-get” Klan e-peen, or is it just me?

OMG if you’re going to whine about something at least make it something important.

Like why am I not worthy to be in the KoLOL? I am doing my best to compete here but its not enough. I guess its time to go Log in to see images!


Help!

I’m a lesbian trapped inside a mans body!!

Trogluddite

Avatar: Trogluddite's Avatar
5

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

evilhamster Posted:

Like why am I not worthy to be in the KoLOL? I am doing my best to compete here but its not enough. I guess its time to go Log in to see images!

Poison hemlock is much clbumier.


I can has yuor booby pics?

doug05257

Avatar: 3798 Mon Oct 20 19:57:21 -0400 2008
10

[Brainfreeze]

Level 34 Troll

WILL YIFF FOR VANILLA SCOOPS!

Great-Meat-Spinner-Pen1s Posted:

Funny, wasnt the Sisterhood the klan that abused vanilla scoops so hard that they got nerfed? I dont see a difference between what you did and the Knights.

It’s the same people doing it, for the most part Log in to see images!


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Tarman

Avatar: Bacteria
12

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

doug05257 Posted:

It’s the same people doing it, for the most part Log in to see images!

WHAT A BUNCH OF fabulous personS IF THEY WERENT PUSSIES THEYD GO GET LAID INSTEAD OF BEATING PEOPLE IN AN ONLINE GAME


98% of forumgoers have put a statistic like this in their sig. If you are one of the 2% who hasn’t, put this in your sig.

ritardando

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 10 Re-Re

Tarman Posted:

WHAT A BUNCH OF fabulous personS IF THEY WERENT PUSSIES THEYD GO GET LAID INSTEAD OF BEATING PEOPLE IN AN ONLINE GAME.

UGNFORTUNATELY I MYSELF AM SUCH A woman's genitals THAT NOT ONLY AM I NOT GETTING LAID, I’M SECRETLY JEALOUS OF THESE TRULY AWESOME PEOPLE WHO ARE PROBABLY ENJOYING A GOOD **** AS I SIT HERE ATTEMPTING TO INSULT THEM. I’M SO SORRY THAT MY LIFE IS A PATHETIC WASTE OF SPACE AND ENERGY.

well, that’s interesting. and did it occur to you that KOLOL could be getting laid AND beating people in an online game? Oh, but higher level thinking was never your strong suit.


Sacré Nacre!

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