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Tarman

Avatar: Bacteria
12

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

SO HERES THE DEAL. THIS fabulous person FRIEND OF MINE SPENT $1000 TO GO VISIT THIS GIRL HE WAS DATING WHO NEVER SO MUCH AS KISSED HIM, THEN SHE DUMPED AS SOON AS HE LEFT AND LOST HER VIRGINITY TO SOME OTHER fabulous person DOUCHEBAG AT CAMP.

(4:48:17 PM): she was like

(4:48:20 PM): ILL PAY FOR HALF OF THE TRIP

(4:48:22 PM): then when i left

(4:48:30 PM): she wouldnt hug me still

(4:48:31 PM): and said

(4:48:35 PM): “i cant pay half sorry”

(4:48:38 PM): “what?..”

(4:48:40 PM): “sorry bye”

(4:48:45 PM): ..

(4:48:50 PM): so i was screwed over in many ways

(4:49:01 PM): and i cant even get revenge

(4:49:08 PM): the **** won

YEAH I KNOW HES AN EMO fabulous person. BUT THE FACT REMAINS, WE NEED TO PUT THIS **** IN HER PLACE. MY FRIEND HAS INCRIMINATING PHOTOS, AND ALL OF HER PERSONAL INFORMATION. WHAT CAN WE DO BESIDES MESSAGE EVERY SINGLE STUDENT AT HER HIGH SCHOOL TELLING THEM ABOUT HOW SHE ****ED THE DUDE.


98% of forumgoers have put a statistic like this in their sig. If you are one of the 2% who hasn’t, put this in your sig.

Jeebbus

Avatar: Ron Paul

[The Super Adventur-
e Club
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

LOL PWNT!!!1


1. IM ALWAIS RITE.

2. IF IM RONG, SEE 1.

Shanty

Avatar: Shanty's Avatar

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Err, don’t talk in caps?

Post number in /b/ and she will maybe get calls from bumholes that do it.

Loosey-Lou

Avatar: Corset 2
6

[Just Chicks]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

****, please. Isn’t it obvious? She was willing to pay for half the trip until he got there and she saw that he didn’t look anything like the (fake) photo he posted on MySpace. He’s lucky she didn’t take him out, get him drunk, and then roll him.

Pwnt!

And to think you call him emo — you’re a whiny little **** for posting that here. Bend over, you little woman's genitals — it’s time to take your punishment! Log in to see images!


Me love you, baby. Me love you long time. Log in to see images!

Tarman

Avatar: Bacteria
12

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

Loosey-Lou Posted:

****, please. Isn’t it obvious? She was willing to pay for half the trip until he got there and she saw that he didn’t look anything like the (fake) photo he posted on MySpace. He’s lucky she didn’t take him out, get him drunk, and then roll him.

Pwnt!

And to think you call him emo — you’re a whiny little **** for posting that here. Bend over, you little woman's genitals — it’s time to take your punishment! Log in to see images!

YOUR A DUMB ****. THEY’D ALREADY MET IRL AND SHE KNEW WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE.


98% of forumgoers have put a statistic like this in their sig. If you are one of the 2% who hasn’t, put this in your sig.

Loosey-Lou

Avatar: Corset 2
6

[Just Chicks]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Tarman Posted:

YOUR A DUMB ****. THEY’D ALREADY MET IRL AND SHE KNEW WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE.

Oh, I see. You poor baby. You must have been so heartbroken. Log in to see images!

Grab your ankles now, sweetie, ‘cause I got something sharp and stinging for you! Log in to see images!


Me love you, baby. Me love you long time. Log in to see images!

Tarman

Avatar: Bacteria
12

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

Loosey-Lou Posted:

Oh, I see. You poor baby. You must have been so heartbroken. Log in to see images!

Grab your ankles now, sweetie, ‘cause I got something sharp and stinging for you! Log in to see images!

YEAH I AM. THAT **** TOOK HIM AWAY FROM ME THEN DUMPED HIM.


98% of forumgoers have put a statistic like this in their sig. If you are one of the 2% who hasn’t, put this in your sig.

Tarman

Avatar: Bacteria
12

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

OK HE JUST TOLD ME THAT HE KNOWS HER FACEBOOK PbumWORD


98% of forumgoers have put a statistic like this in their sig. If you are one of the 2% who hasn’t, put this in your sig.

Loosey-Lou

Avatar: Corset 2
6

[Just Chicks]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Tarman Posted:

YEAH I AM. THAT **** TOOK HIM AWAY FROM ME THEN DUMPED HIM.

But if she dumped him, he’s now free for the taking. Are you afraid of taking him …

...

...

... ****?


Me love you, baby. Me love you long time. Log in to see images!

WetSocket

Avatar: WetSocket's Avatar
8

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Is this roleplaying? If so, Log in to see images!


I Cheat at Forumwarz.

I am a very SRS individual SO please take me very SRSLY.

Loosey-Lou

Avatar: Corset 2
6

[Just Chicks]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

WetSocket Posted:

Is this roleplaying? If so, Log in to see images!

It’s general roleplaying. So if you’re a general …

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... get in line, ****!


Me love you, baby. Me love you long time. Log in to see images!

Great-Meat-S-
pinner-Pen1s

Avatar: Pink Dress
1

Level 15 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

At least he didnt fall for a nigerian sgreat times and ended up robbed and broke.

Well, life can be mean so get over it, because nothing godd will come from whatever you do.

not unless you have nude photos and post them for our entertainment.

Loosey-Lou

Avatar: Corset 2
6

[Just Chicks]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

WetSocket Posted:

Is this roleplaying? If so, Log in to see images!

It’s general roleplaying. So if you’re a general …

Log in to see images!

... get in line, ****!


Me love you, baby. Me love you long time. Log in to see images!

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

CAPTAIN SODA

Avatar: CAPTAIN SODA's Avatar

[THE BURGER KING BI-
RTHDAY POWAR CLUB
]

Level 12 Re-Re

LEGALLY PATENTED THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK

THAT UNFAIR HIT HERLog in to see images!


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Tarman

Avatar: Bacteria
12

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

Great-Meat-Spinner-Pen1s Posted:

At least he didnt fall for a nigerian sgreat times and ended up robbed and broke.

Well, life can be mean so get over it, because nothing godd will come from whatever you do.

not unless you have nude photos and post them for our entertainment.

I WILL DO THAT IF YOU GIVE SOME GOOD IDEAS

WE JUST CRACKED HER AIM ACCOUNT. DUMB **** USED HER SCREENNAME AS THE PbumWORD.


98% of forumgoers have put a statistic like this in their sig. If you are one of the 2% who hasn’t, put this in your sig.

Tarman

Avatar: Bacteria
12

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

Great-Meat-Spinner-Pen1s Posted:

At least he didnt fall for a nigerian sgreat times and ended up robbed and broke.

Well, life can be mean so get over it, because nothing godd will come from whatever you do.

not unless you have nude photos and post them for our entertainment.

I WILL DO THAT IF YOU GIVE SOME GOOD IDEAS

WE JUST CRACKED HER AIM ACCOUNT. DUMB **** USED HER SCREENNAME AS THE PbumWORD.


98% of forumgoers have put a statistic like this in their sig. If you are one of the 2% who hasn’t, put this in your sig.

Great-Meat-S-
pinner-Pen1s

Avatar: Pink Dress
1

Level 15 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

At least he didnt fall for a nigerian sgreat times and ended up robbed and broke.

Well, life can be mean so get over it, because nothing godd will come from whatever you do.

not unless you have nude photos and post them for our entertainment.

Jeebbus

Avatar: Ron Paul

[The Super Adventur-
e Club
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Great-Meat-Spinner-Pen1s Posted:

At least he didnt fall for a nigerian sgreat times and ended up robbed and broke.

U RACEST!!!1!!


1. IM ALWAIS RITE.

2. IF IM RONG, SEE 1.

Loosey-Lou

Avatar: Corset 2
6

[Just Chicks]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Tarman Posted:

WE JUST CRACKED HER AIM ACCOUNT.

We. “We” just cracked her account. More like “I” just cracked her account. Poor Tarman. Got rejected by a 15-year-old at 4-H camp. Boohoohoo. Loosey-Lou weeps many sad tears for poor Tarman. Log in to see images!

NOW GET BACK IN THE SPANKING LINE, ****!!!! Log in to see images!


Me love you, baby. Me love you long time. Log in to see images!

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