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Macho So let me tell you about my son

SLAVE-JEWESS

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Level 18 Camwhore

The Chosen Two

Originally I was worried about my son coming in contact with anything remotely female (toys and apparel) So he had stuffed animals but never babies ect.

He is 2.

The other day he walked into the room holding 2 barbies.

At first, I just kind of watch him, see what he does.

and he kisses one of them and says “Mommy!!! Kiss baby”

Then, he says “Mommy!!! Babies kiss!”

and makes the 2 barbies kiss each other.

*sigh* Now I am less nervous about him playing with dolls

Except driving through town last weekend

We went by a stripper clothing store,

he saw the mannequin and said “OH BOOBIES”

We were planning on hooters for lunch, that plan got changed real fast after that.

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and now, just 2 minutes ago

He walks into the office with the same 2 barbies and says

“Look mommy, Babies have boobies”

*sigh* Log in to see images!

Escher

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[SRSLY]

Level 10 Camwhore

really huge titty ****

Your son is growing up to be a fine man.

Boobies, indeed.

SLAVE-JEWESS

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Level 18 Camwhore

The Chosen Two

He isn’t supposed to be looking at boobies yet.

He should still be a baby.

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Prince des S-
ots

Avatar: 31534 Fri Oct 17 14:59:13 -0400 2008

[deviantART]

Level 28 Permanoob

“Brain Dead”

SLAVE-JEWESS Posted:

He isn’t supposed to be looking at boobies yet.

He should still be a baby.

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Did you breastfeed him with a pimple? Such sour juices would be an acquired taste.

SLAVE-JEWESS

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Level 18 Camwhore

The Chosen Two

He didn’t breastfeed at all.

He was tongue tied. ((For those of you who don’t know, it means his tongue was connected all the way on the bottom and he couldn’t move it much))

So he has no attraction to boobies that way.

This is fairly new.

EmpressGeek

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Level 6 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

Hehe, I actually can’t wait until my son reaches this point. My son however, IS breastfed, so he’s been eyeing him some boobies from the start.

GRX Dragon

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2

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

SLAVE-JEWESS Posted:

Originally I was worried about my son coming in contact with anything remotely female (toys and apparel) So he had stuffed animals but never babies ect.

He is 2.

The other day he walked into the room holding 2 barbies.

At first, I just kind of watch him, see what he does.

and he kisses one of them and says “Mommy!!! Kiss baby”

Then, he says “Mommy!!! Babies kiss!”

and makes the 2 barbies kiss each other.

*sigh* Now I am less nervous about him playing with dolls

Except driving through town last weekend

We went by a stripper clothing store,

he saw the mannequin and said “OH BOOBIES”

We were planning on hooters for lunch, that plan got changed real fast after that.

Log in to see images!

and now, just 2 minutes ago

He walks into the office with the same 2 barbies and says

“Look mommy, Babies have boobies”

*sigh* Log in to see images!

That’s not so bad, but he’ll grow out of it… well, in a good way or bad way-no one can say… so *coughs* has he asked if you got mammary glands yet? *coughs*

grrrlplz

Avatar: 31118 Mon Nov 03 16:56:20 -0500 2008

Level 39 Emo Kid

tEaRs oF bLoOd r cOmIn dOwN

The worst part is going to be when he discovers where babies come from. I drove my parents CRAZY during that period.

Literally. I called everything a woman's genitals and got sent home from school once.

SLAVE-JEWESS

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Level 18 Camwhore

The Chosen Two

GRX Dragon Posted:

That’s not so bad, but he’ll grow out of it… well, in a good way or bad way-no one can say… so *coughs* has he asked if you got mammary glands yet? *coughs*

He pulls down my shirt and says “Mommy’s bobbies”

-_-

0verdrive

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Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Could be worse —

When my brother was about 5, he came running around the corner and announced to the room that it was “time to give the wife the old pickle-tickle!”

He obviously had no idea what it meant – but we have no idea where he heard it, or why he thought that particular moment was the time to make his announcement.

(For what it’s worth, he was right about his timing — we all busted up, before telling him that he’d better not repeat that particular phrase at school. Log in to see images!

SLAVE-JEWESS

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Level 18 Camwhore

The Chosen Two

lol

That is adorable.

My niece told her brother “I WILL BEAT YOUR bum” The products of fine parenting.

0verdrive

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Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

SLAVE-JEWESS Posted:

lol

That is adorable.

My niece told her brother “I WILL BEAT YOUR bum” The products of fine parenting.

Awesome! I’d have a tough time keeping a straight face with that one. Log in to see images!

On a related note, check out http://youtube.com/watch?v=_OcsFa1fFOY

technical-sq-
uid

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2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

When a cousin of mine was around the same age, his greeting to anyone female was to chirp “boobies” accompanied with a boob grabbing gesture. Manmammary glands did not get the same effect.

Bubo

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Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

My oldest was a real hoot when it came to breasts. When he was just an infant, he had a habit whenever any girl was holding him. If the girl stopped paying enough attention on him, he’d pull out her shirt top and peer down it.

We have a friend who actually wears F cups (unfortunately this is due to general overweightness, not an epic chest). When my son would be held by her, he would always sigh and go to sleep resting against them. We started calling her “Mattress”.

Carolina_Cut-
ie

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[Just Chicks]

Level 10 Camwhore

I Got Screwed By PooDiddy And LOVED it!

SLAVE-JEWESS Posted:

The other day he walked into the room holding 2 barbies.

At first, I just kind of watch him, see what he does.

and he kisses one of them and says “Mommy!!! Kiss baby”

Then, he says “Mommy!!! Babies kiss!”

and makes the 2 barbies kiss each other.

I predict that in the near future, there will be hot Barbie-on-Barbie action in your household.

Kids, you gotta love ‘em — the Humane Society won’t take them.

Trogluddite

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Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

‘mammary glands’ was my son’s first word. My wife was less than pleased.

doug05257

Avatar: 3798 Mon Oct 20 19:57:21 -0400 2008
10

[Brainfreeze]

Level 34 Troll

WILL YIFF FOR VANILLA SCOOPS!

And people call my generation perverted. Can’t wait to see us outdone in the perversion department in fifteen years xD!

SLAVE-JEWESS

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Level 18 Camwhore

The Chosen Two

He was spanking a barbie earlier

I don’t even know how to deal with this.

Good parenting tells me to not let him do that.

Carolina_Cut-
ie

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3

[Just Chicks]

Level 10 Camwhore

I Got Screwed By PooDiddy And LOVED it!

SLAVE-JEWESS Posted:

He was spanking a barbie earlier

I don’t even know how to deal with this.

Good parenting tells me to not let him do that.

Telling him not to will just highlight it in his brain, whereas if you just let the matter drop, he may eventually grow out of it.

SLAVE-JEWESS

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Level 18 Camwhore

The Chosen Two

He threw the cat in the bath <_<

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