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Contest The Crotch Zombie Pro-Am Contest Contest: We want to sponsor your contest with BP and Peen!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

It’s been too long since we’ve had one of our sponsored contests. Now’s the time to remedy that!

In the past, we’ve helped sponsor contests that seemed particularly good for the FWZ community. But they’ve always been p Ayn Rands. This time, we’re going to do it up proper.

We want you to pitch your next great contest idea! You play host; we’ll supply the sweet swag. This usually implies matching (or outright supplying) BP prizes, and creating a unique E-Peen™ (or series of Peens) for winners. But you might have an extra bonus in mind/ Log in to see images!

What would you get out of it? Besides the chance to host an awesome contest that everyone — particularly the winners — will enjoy, you can win a BP prize of your own PLUS the chance to win the rare Host(ess) with the Most(est) Peen!

Simply Tubmail me your elevator pitch for a killer contest that’ll benefit the Forumwarz community. Include the words elevator pitch in the subject line.

Let me know why you should be the one hosting it. Throw in some details: what are the prizes? How will it be judged? Are you willing to front any BP of your own?

If you want to team up with a FWZy friend, be my guest. One entry per team, though. And remember, please don’t post your idea here! Tubmail my bum.

Depending on the quality of the subs, I’ll either make the decision myself, or call upon the hallowed Creative Sweatshop for their input. Any prizes earned by the host will be based on performance, with a minimum of 25 BP for completion.

Please get your entries to me by Tuesday, August 31, 11:59 p.m. (EST). That’s one week to put together a fun and concise pitch. Good luck! Log in to see images! Jalapeno Bootyhole edited this message on 08/30/2010 11:25AM

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2014-04-15 12:48:22 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It's in MY bum!

So ET had no time to code a contestbuildr yet, eh? Log in to see images!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Amasius Posted:

So ET had no time to code a contestbuildr yet, eh? Log in to see images!I LOL’d.

Aurum

Avatar: Code (Green)
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[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
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Level 61 Hacker

INCIT is like my birthday party but with more people

TMed. :3

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-01-09 17:16:25 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about my bandana :zak:

what if you already have the hostess peen. i do Log in to see images!

Aurum

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[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
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Level 61 Hacker

INCIT is like my birthday party but with more people

Bandaney Posted:

what if you already have the hostess peen. i do Log in to see images!

You get two. Log in to see images!

Jk. You can still do it for the lulz.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-01-09 17:16:25 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about my bandana :zak:

i was asking jb.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Bandaney Posted:

i was asking jb.

If you have a great contest in mind but already have the Host(ess) Peen, we might be able to negotiate a similarly cool alternative. Can’t hurt to pitch if you have an idea.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Can’t hurt to pitch

But it can hurt to catch, if you don’t use enough lube! Log in to see images!

Yeah, I went there.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

is it possible to make a contest for mods only where they get bp depending on how long they ban insepctor chelmey.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

CrinkzPipe Posted:

is it possible to make a contest for mods only where they get bp depending on how long they ban insepctor chelmey.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

And remember, please don’t post your idea here! Tubmail my bum.

Muhammad I m-
hard Bruce -
Lee

Avatar: 191232 2010-07-05 15:36:38 -0400
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[Gold Team]

Level 69 Troll

Sweet enough!

how about a contest where you give the peen to one of your usual fabulous persons like banhammer or whoevers male reproductive organ your sucking at the moment

Log in to see images!

Muhammad I m hard Bruce Lee was banned for this post by Catt although

Ger-Man

Avatar: 75072 2010-07-15 14:18:11 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Permanoob

WeChall sucks

SENT Log in to see images!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

SanDyk Posted:

was moreso asking if that went against special mod rules.

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Please get your entries to me by Wednesday, August 31, 11:59 p.m. (EST). That’s one week to put together a fun and concise pitch. Good luck! Log in to see images!

I just realized Wednesday isn’t August 31, so which of the two are the actual deadline?

Aurum

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[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
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Level 61 Hacker

INCIT is like my birthday party but with more people

Jubbles Posted:

I just realized Wednesday isn’t August 31, so which of the two are the actual deadline?

Yes it is.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Aurum Posted:

Yes it is.

One might suggest investing in a calendar. Wednesday is Sept 1.

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 34 Emo Kid

Nicolas Cage's No. 1 Fan

spacekadt Posted:

One might suggest investing in a calendar. Wednesday is Sept 1.

and thursday is september 2nd and i get to hug a marine

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Sorry, I meant Tuesday. But it’s pretty damn close to Wednesday, technically. You gotta give me that.

Aurum

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[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
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Level 61 Hacker

INCIT is like my birthday party but with more people

I guess we’ll let you off this time.

But only this once, so you watch yourself.

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