First of all, Teh Cezar is an idiot for offering us BP for something we would gladly do for free. Second of all, he made it into a contest and got himself banned like a ****wit.

But we might as well fulfill his wish. Carry on.

EDIT: see second edit.

SECOND EDIT: I removed an edit where I admit I might have possibly maybe done something that could be interpreted as bannable by bumhurt Cid. (but maybe it isn’t)

This is only theoretical.

First I get poison powder.

Next I drink it.

This is very easy but I am not dumb enough to do that.

male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

Ricket’s “More Better” script is awesome

­I would probably talk him into mixing ammonia and bleach, and snorting it.

Chuck Diesel Posted:

­I would probably talk him into mixing ammonia and bleach, and snorting it.

tell him that it makes awesome crystals which he can sell for money which he can use to buy bp duh

SanDyk Posted:

also just to point out. nerd of powers may be hapless but I doubt he’s stupid enough to do that.

Finny Posted:

OD on Meth

what was the stuff they use for chemical burns in fight club? whatever that was. id just make him eat that

stroke his mane gently and say it’s ok girl and then bring her out back and come back in with my head hung low and then make some grits

Eh, why bother.