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Feature Try to give me theoretical solution this theoretical Problem/Game *but don't play it here*

Try to solve this theoretical Problem/Game:

Rules:

To win you must have at least 1 point at the end of the game

One “I-am-not-a-mod-post” will reset “player’s” score back to 1 point

after 5 seconds a “mod” must turn a “I-am-not-a-mod-post” into a “I-am-a-mod-post”

An “I-am-a-mod-post” will give the “player” -2 points

An “I-am-a-mod-post” will stay in the “forum” until the end of the game

After 10 seconds the “player” must post

The “mods” are other players that have the power to ban you from the game (especially after a high amount “I-am-a-mod-post”Log in to see images! and they will edit you “post”

So you must avoid being banned also

“don’t [verb] in the first place” isn’t an option you can choose

Objective:

Player:

To win you must “prove that you are not a mod” by having at least 1 point at the end of the game

and avoid being banned

Mods:

To win you must ban the player and/or end the game a lot of “I-am-a-mod-post” on the “forum”

(do not play it here play it on a piece of paper and a marker or pen)

Please post the theoretical solution of winning on the player side

The nerd o powa edited this message on 08/19/2010 10:56AM

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Do you have a solution yet?


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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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What a strange game

the only way to win is not to play

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
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THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Its simple really. Never post at all.


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Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

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dobnits Posted:

Its simple really. Never post at all.

sometimes you just get me mate. you just get me.


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SanDyk Posted:

What a strange game

the only way to win is not to play

dobnits Posted:

Its simple really. Never post at all.

ummm, the rules include: There is no “don’t [verb] in the first place” option


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Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
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sperm

Nicco Posted:

shut the **** up you waste of oxygen

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Chuck Diesel was banned for this post by Catt although

Chuck Diesel Posted:

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I think you might need to improve this solution.


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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

The nerd o powa Posted:

ummm, the rules include: There is no “don’t [verb] in the first place” option

isn’t “don’t do a “don’t [verb] in the first place” post” a “don’t [verb] in the first place” thing so you are breaking your own rule

SanDyk Posted:

isn’t “don’t do a “don’t [verb] in the first place” post” a “don’t [verb] in the first place” thing so you are breaking your own rule

ok i will edit this


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The nerd o powa Posted:

To win you must have at least 1 point at the end of the game

One “I-am-not-a-mod-post” will reset “player’s” score back to 1 point

.

.

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To win you must “prove that you are not a mod” by having at least 1 point at the end of the game

and avoid being banned

.

.

I am not a mod.


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Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
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sperm

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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

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Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
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sperm

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Melanin-Enha-
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Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

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If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

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Catt although

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Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
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Last Catt Standing

Moving to RP before more people get sucked into this vortex.


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Ricket

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Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
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Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

Bacchus Posted:

I am not a mod.


GO GO GADGET RON PAUL

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Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
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“Human Yeast Infection”

SanDyk Posted:

What a strange game

the only way to win is not to play

Suck it, Matthew Broderick!

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

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Aurum

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INCIT is like my birthday party but with more people

The only way to win is to get in a I’m not a mod post and getting banned right after.

The only plausible way to do this is to offer the mod some material incentives, e.g. – gay porn, goatse.

QED.


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