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Pr0n I wanna be the guy

TheAlbatross

Avatar: harblgar
4

Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

is super badbum. Anyone here play it?

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

If by ‘play’ you mean ‘get horribly raped by’, then yes. Yes I do. But the game’s great so I keep coming back for more.

TheAlbatross

Avatar: harblgar
4

Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Me too. I just started playin it last week. Im hooked.

Tarman

Avatar: Bacteria
12

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Bigguyinblack

Avatar: Bigguyinblack's Avatar
4

[Mock TSB]

Level 10 Troll

i'm so lonely... i have no friends... plz help...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ifS4BhrNmI

Introduction

This game is very hard. You could find that getting past the very first few screens is taking you the better part of an hour, or more. Do not be deterred. It’s supposed to be unfair. Realize this before all else; any and all situations can kill without warning. Take nothing for granted. If it appears safe; you can be nearly certain that it is a trap. Understand that you can only get hit once before you die in a particularly gruesome manner. Be careful!

If you find yourself becoming sloppy calm down, take a deep breathe, and either continue on or stop playing for awhile. You may just be worn out. Often times you’ll find nearly impossible situations are a lot easier when you’ve had a nights sleep.

In the end, you can at least take heart that save points can be frequently encountered. It is just about the only solace you shall have on your quest to become The Guy.

Bigguyinblack edited this message on 04/03/2008 7:16PM

TheAlbatross

Avatar: harblgar
4

Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Has anyone beat the bowser boss? Damn that **** is insane.

finale

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Beat it awhile ago, actually. I wrote the introduction on the main page. It’s also listed in the Super Hard Games thread.

TheAlbatross

Avatar: harblgar
4

Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Dang im havin a hard time with it.

Sir Tasnica

Avatar: Blonde Woman
8

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

I finally beat it two days ago (on medium). It’s a pretty intense game, but with patience it’s not impossible. The final boss took a few hours to master, though.

TheAlbatross

Avatar: harblgar
4

Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Im at the part where the spikes pop up and chase you. Im not far at all.

Tarman

Avatar: Bacteria
12

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

WHERE THE HELL CAN I DOWNLOAD THIS **** AT

Warpvader

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I’m at the Tetris part right now, and I’m ready to tear my hair out, commit Seppuku twice, and swallow a bottle of whatever kind of pill I can get my hands on.

Why does this game have to be so darn near impossible?

TheAlbatross

Avatar: harblgar
4

Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

You can download it at http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/downloads.php.

The demo is at the top obviously, the full version is below it, i recommend the slomo version.

And the tetris part isnt that bad. Wait til the part after that. Log in to see images!

keWANGji

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Stuck a’th’ last boss. >:l

TheAlbatross

Avatar: harblgar
4

Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

The big green guy is friggin annoying.

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2012-08-08 16:31:36 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

May your aqua splash stay wet like a young girl in her prime. Hold your machetes high!

I’m at the final battle with The Guy right now. It’s a little annoying to listen to a minute of dialogue each time the battle starts, but anyway, all the difficult parts in this game can be solved with enough patience. I have around 600 deaths at this point but I’m not giving up.

TheAlbatross

Avatar: harblgar
4

Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Doesnt the “s” key just skip through all that junk? It did with mike tyson.

finale

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

yes, it also works on that other fight, the one with the goblet of wine.

TheAlbatross

Avatar: harblgar
4

Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Well ive only faced 3 bosses so i havent been to that one yet.

Goth_Jesus

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
22

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

z to shoot

arrow keys to move

r to restart

q to suicide

...any other controls?

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