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Celerysteve -
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Avatar: 202036 2011-01-22 12:20:19 -0500
5.0"

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 9 Camwhore

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Nicco Posted:

This one is true because Urkel is awesome.

LOL that’s like the 5th 6th time someone else admitted I’m better than you.
Posted On: 08/16/2010 2:05PM
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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Monte Cristo Posted:

LOL that’s like the 5th 6th time someone else admitted I’m better than you.

I don’t think niggo said that
Posted On: 08/16/2010 2:07PM
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Celerysteve -
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Avatar: 202036 2011-01-22 12:20:19 -0500
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Posted On: 08/16/2010 2:24PM
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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Monte Cristo Posted:

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I lol’d at this one

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Posted On: 08/16/2010 2:30PM
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aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

from best of idc:

I HATE YOUR GUTS: Monte Cristo: (are you a guy or a girl?)

I HATE YOUR GUTS: i’ll bumume guy

I HATE YOUR GUTS: Monte Cristo: I slide my hand along you waist and down your pelvis finding your semi erect male reproductive organ beneath your demin as I shift my head to the opposite direction, and you instictively follow suit

I HATE YOUR GUTS: Monte Cristo: as I grip and fondle your male reproductive organ I can feel it throbbing with your pulse as it grows erect

Monte Cristo: All of you eat ****

I HATE YOUR GUTS: Monte Cristo: I slide my hand up your shirt and find your burley chest hair in my palms

I HATE YOUR GUTS: Monte Cristo: I glide my hand across your wooly chest and gently pinch your nipple and feel you cringe a bit inside my mouth, your nostrils blowing hot air across my cheek

I HATE YOUR GUTS: Monte Cristo: my male reproductive organ is full erect now and I begin to grind it against your erect male reproductive organ as we continue to kiss deeply

Monte Cristo: You’re gay

I HATE YOUR GUTS: Monte Cristo: I pull away from our pbumionate kiss, you lean in for more but I pull back fast. Our eyes meet, you stare into mine with an intensity that cannot be measured. I slap you hard across the face, and you are taken aback. I slap you harder.

I HATE YOUR GUTS: Monte Cristo: I turn you away from me and throw you to the ground. I rip your jeans down to your ankles

I HATE YOUR GUTS: Monte Cristo: You look back toward me and I punch you hard in the jaw. I tell you to shut up.

I HATE YOUR GUTS: Monte Cristo: I spit into your hairy bum cheeks and ram my male reproductive organ inside you unapologetically

I HATE YOUR GUTS: Monte Cristo: I ram it deep and fast, rapepounding you to the point you almost lose consciousness.

I HATE YOUR GUTS: Monte Cristo: I pull out and jizz in your ear canal. I call you a fabulous person and walk away in disgust.

Inconnu: Meanwhile your bum is bleeding intensively. Blood forms a small puddle, like a small sunset on the asphalt. I light my cigarette and ride into it on my red chopper.

Monte Cristo: I HATE YOUR GUTS: Kill yourself

I HATE YOUR GUTS: Monte Cristo: Sorry you have blueballs

I HATE YOUR GUTS: somebody best of idc that ****

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Posted On: 08/16/2010 2:56PM
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aSh-gangSTA--
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[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

p.s. – that night was literally the first time i had ever heard of monte cristo. (not the sandwich, the terrible poster)
Posted On: 08/16/2010 2:57PM
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Celerysteve -
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I HATE YOUR GUTS Posted:

Congrats on writing a gay novel.
Posted On: 08/16/2010 3:59PM
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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Fran Posted:

As much as I dislike HB Monte Cristo is an obsessed fabulous person jesus christ.

You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Celerysteve -
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Posted On: 08/16/2010 4:23PM
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Celerysteve -
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Posted On: 08/16/2010 4:48PM
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Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2015-06-11 14:24:45 -0400
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[This klans name is-
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Level 69 Troll

Canada forever!

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Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2015-06-11 14:24:45 -0400
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Level 69 Troll

Canada forever!
Bacchus Posted:

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Hint: Neither of them are wearing shirts

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bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
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Monte Cristo Posted:

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wait. isnt that sid meier? whos the other one?

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

In before bob posts his hairy man-titties
Posted On: 08/16/2010 5:03PM
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bobdisgea

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Monte Cristo Posted:

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wait. isnt that sid meier? whos the other one?

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

In before bob posts his hairy man-titties
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The Caretaker

Avatar: 238778 2016-05-14 09:28:35 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

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cloudy, since you went away

bobdisgea Posted:

wait. isnt that sid meier? whos the other one?

ET, fwz admin Log in to see images! The Caretaker edited this message on 08/16/2010 5:07PM

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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

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I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Bacchus Posted:

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how desperate do you have to be that you can’t even get a real sheep?
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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
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Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

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Celerysteve -
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Posted On: 08/16/2010 6:01PM
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Celerysteve -
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LOL how can I be obsessed when I’m better? Maybe you should have gone to school or something so you would know what words mean.
Posted On: 08/16/2010 6:32PM
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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Monte Cristo Posted:

LOL how can I be obsessed when I’m better? Maybe you should have gone to school or something so you would know what words mean.

I know you’re really stupid but I’ll try to explain it to you anyway, since I’m such a good person.

You’re obsessed ‘cause you only post about him. You’re in love with him and you don’t want to admit it (and frankly you have p bad taste for love but to each his own Log in to see images!). You can’t help but only post about him.

You say you don’t care.

But you care enough to make a thread with pages and pages dedicated to “trolling” him even when you condemned him for doing the exact same thing in the past. You love him and he doesn’t care and that hurts deep inside you.

It hurts so much it translates into deep hatred. “He doesn’t want to be mine, so let me try to hurt him! Even though all I can do is harmless trolling over the internet”.

You hate to love him but you do love him.

whoa did I just write a bunch of fabulous personry? oh well.

You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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