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Art CONTEST FOR 20 BP: Tractor having sex with a backhoe

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Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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Ok, basically, I want you to find me a REAL picture of a tractor colliding with a backhoe in such a way that it kinda looks like they’re having sex.

Find this pic on the Internet or make it yourself. I don’t care. Best picture chosen by me gets 20 beeps.

Contest ends exactly 4 days (96 hours) from the time of this posting.

GO!

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male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

Ok, basically, I want you to find me a REAL picture of a tractor colliding with a backhoe in such a way that it kinda looks like they’re having sex.

Find this pic on the Internet or make it yourself. I don’t care. Best picture chosen by me gets 20 beeps.

Contest ends exactly 4 days (96 hours) from the time of this posting.

GO!

QFTOXX

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
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Nicolas Cage's No. 1 Fan

this is my favorite contest ever. because i helped spawn it.

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
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show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

Ok,give me some time I’m just getting warmed up…

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Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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bobdisgea Posted:

this is my favorite contest ever. because i helped spawn it.

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Count_Smurf

Avatar: 238805 2010-08-19 21:36:46 -0400
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“The Infinite Sadness”

Not what you wanted, but I thought I’d share anyway.

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Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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Count_Smurf Posted:

Not what you wanted, but I thought I’d share anyway.

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Yeah, doesn’t qualify, but not bad at all.

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
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The pics have to be out there. We have proof of their union

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Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
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I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

AIDS woman's genitals Posted:

Ok,give me some time I’m just getting warmed up…

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Getting closer. I found a Cat Scraper raping a semi truck:

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Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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Bacchus Posted:

Getting closer. I found a Cat Scraper raping a semi truck:

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I ****ing lol’d.

NOT AN ALIEN

Avatar: 222818 2009-12-12 16:41:06 -0500
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

HI EVERYONE NO CAUSE FOR ALARM IM JUST AN AVERAGE USER LIKE YOURSELF

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fuccubus

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[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Stronk liek bull. Smart liek tractor.

mammary glands or GTFO.

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Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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NOT AN ALIEN Posted:

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Read the part where it says real picture as in non-shopped photograph.

very special alien…

NOT AN ALIEN

Avatar: 222818 2009-12-12 16:41:06 -0500
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

HI EVERYONE NO CAUSE FOR ALARM IM JUST AN AVERAGE USER LIKE YOURSELF

male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

Find this pic on the Internet or make it yourself. I don’t care. Best picture chosen by me gets 20 beeps.

I ALSO AM UNABLE TO FIND THAT PHRASE IN THE ORIGINAL POST BUT I WILL ABIDE BY IT NONETHELESS AS I DO NOT ENJOY CONFLICT IT INVOKES HUMAN EMOTIONS WHICH I HAVE

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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NOT AN ALIEN Posted:

I ALSO AM UNABLE TO FIND THAT PHRASE IN THE ORIGINAL POST BUT I WILL ABIDE BY IT NONETHELESS AS I DO NOT ENJOY CONFLICT IT INVOKES HUMAN EMOTIONS WHICH I HAVE

It’s perfectly normal for an extra-terrestrial ****head to not understand such a goddamn simple phrase. I’ll explain:

IT HAS TO BE A REAL PHOTO YOU ****FACE. TO MAKE IT YOURSELF, YOU NEED TO ACTUALLY GET A REAL BACKHOE, A REAL TRACTOR, CRASH THEM, AND TAKE A PHOTO.

By the way, your gimmick is terrible.

Count_Smurf

Avatar: 238805 2010-08-19 21:36:46 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:


By the way, your gimmick is terrible.


I thought his blatantly not a human antics were p funny. Better than other gimmicks seen on flamebate.

awkward

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Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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Contest time is long over. Everybody failed miserably.

Mods, close contest please.

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
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[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
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I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

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Ricket

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Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
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[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
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Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted.

male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

Contest time is long over. Everybody failed miserably.

Mods, close contest please.

Alright.

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