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Boobs NSFW: POETRY FOR mammary glands: CONTEST FOR 555+ BP!!!

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

YiffInHell2 Posted:

This is still anyone’s game.

Translation: “Johnald won’t win because I’m a ****ty poster with a ****ty contest with an even ****tier idea of what’s good.”

she steals p-
anties

Avatar: 241248 2010-08-13 20:11:27 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 2 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

I once knew a woman, quite blunt

Who had a bear trap installed in her… well, it’s a base vernacular for the woman's genitals.

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Gothic Lolita

Avatar: Emo Girl
14

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 18 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

   haiku on your mammary glands,
a spurting male reproductive organ as my pen
 pearl necklace, for you

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

I had not seen this
****ing goddamn S.O.B
Why’d I have to click?

Writing a haiku
For internet currency
Not even worth doing correctly

**** oh **** oh ****
Can’t stop counting syllables
**** YiffInHell2

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

man-man Posted:

**** oh **** oh ****
Can’t stop counting syllables
**** YiffInHell2

I know what you mean

I’ve been counting them also

I wish I were dead

puss mcquack

Avatar: 138241 2011-07-31 00:43:38 -0400
3

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 25 Hacker

Rangers F.C

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

Haikus are dumb. Real poetry has rhyming, ****s. Here is an ERECTILE_DEATH original.

Me, My male reproductive organ and I by ERECTILE_DEATH

We conquered the desolate wastelands
Just me, my male reproductive organ and I
We conquered the oceans and cities
And soon we had conquered the sky
But promptly it came crashing downward
Because one of the party can't fly
He has all the training required
But sadly he has just one eye

 

You see, it’s funny because it’s about a male reproductive organ. male reproductive organes are funny.

****ing love it… nice to see you back ED

Listen2Reason

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
7

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Titties are awesome, titties are great

Whether they’re pale, chocolate or pink

They’re perfect for squeezing, or cuddly play dates

And if you are thirsty they’ll give you a drink

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

None of these poems

Will write well on mammary glands

Unless they are short

Or the girl’s flat as ****

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

just to let you know it’s the 13th now and this contest still sucks huge balls

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

YiffInHell2 Posted:

I enjoyed your poem! Not bad at all, but it’s a bit too long for our purposes. Perhaps you should compose something shorter?

It’s not too long if the mammary glands are big enough. Or write small enough.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

SanDyk Posted:

just to let you know it’s the 15th now and this contest still sucks huge balls

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Well, here we are. I’m finally getting around to getting this judged, so here are the winners! Log in to see images!

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Jalapeno Bootyhole

Postmodern ethics

Like Alabama orgies:

”It’s all relative”

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megazeroexe

there once was a vampire named mabel

who’s periods were very unstable

by the light of the moon

she whipped out a spoon

and drank herself under the table

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Jackyl

I used to play RPGs

then I suddenly grew 2 of these

Now I have mammary glands

but my life is still ****

Cause everyone wants a nice squeeze

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I HATE YOUR GUTS

a vuvuzela / inside a queefing woman's genitals / makes a lovely sound

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Well, as I mentioned earlier, JB is holding on to the BP for this contest. Things should be simple regarding his prize, and the rest of you can contact him to claim your well-earned rewards. We are now moving on to phase 2 of this contest. Feel free to exercise whatever creativity is at your disposal, and if you prefer another poem over one that I’ve chosen then feel free to use it, particularly if you have something special in mind for it. Again, good luck and thanks for playing!

Log in to see images! YiffInHell2 edited this message on 09/16/2010 1:46AM

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

so an admin who can get bp whenever he wants get the top prize and someone who’s permabanned gets second prize? makes sense

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

ok here is the deal i have to propose to the moderating crew: unban m0x for 2 hours, send him the beeps and let him post and spend them. you cen ban him after that again.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

YiffInHell2 Posted:

and I look forward to seeing what people will do with it. Log in to see images!

Being the only girl that could possibly do it, I’ll just go and say “nothing, this poem sucks”.

Not trolling, just stating a fact.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

monotone_rai-
nbows

Avatar: 239826 2010-10-27 11:16:11 -0400
5

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

if I were to be the only one to do this, would I get all the bps? Log in to see images!

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

monotone_rainbows Posted:

if I were to be the only one to do this, would I get all the bps? Log in to see images!

I tell you what. Submit a good-quality entry and if I like it I’ll award you everything from the second half of the contest. Even a dump post will get you something since since the contest deadline is long past and I may as well give the BPs to someone. Log in to see images! YiffInHell2 edited this message on 10/23/2010 2:48AM

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

YiffInHell2 Posted:

I tell you what. Submit a good-quality entry and if I like it I’ll award you everything from the second half of the contest. Even a dump post will get you something since since the contest deadline is long past and I may as well give the BPs to someone. Log in to see images!

monotone_rai-
nbows

Avatar: 239826 2010-10-27 11:16:11 -0400
5

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

GreatSquiggy Posted:

You said, “Your mammary glands, Show”

Or GTFO

Well, here you go, Bro.

I hope you can see that photo^

Link maybe?

I’m a minor Log in to see images! monotone_rainbows edited this message on 10/23/2010 5:50AM

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