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Boobs NSFW: POETRY FOR mammary glands: CONTEST FOR 555+ BP!!!

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Man, **** Evil Trout
No, wait, actually don’t.
His woman's genitals’s too loose

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

9/11 Eve

I am gonna celebrate

Let’s burn some Qurans

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Problems, I CHOOSE YOU!

Internet used: “No one cares!”

Super effective

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

When this is over

Delete YiffInHell2’s posts,

And move it to FoW

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Look, a memo pad

I’ll send it to Catt Although

THen will you love me?

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

I love black people

Why do you love them, you ask?

They taste great when cooked.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

a bunch of letters

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

so sick of haikus

Robert2812

Avatar: 207638 2010-05-08 17:23:34 -0400
2

Level 21 Hacker

Im a ****ing idiot who is in WeChall and think its cool.

This is no couplet

although I am writing for

some great big titties

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Robert2812 Posted:

This is no couplet

although I am writing for

some great big titties

you are ****ing dumb

couplets are always two lines

you used ****ing three

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Johnald The Robot Posted:

male reproductive organS IN MY bum

male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD

male reproductive organS IN MY bum

also quoting this because JoS decided to post a ****load hiding the winner

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

remember the time when everyone said that this is a ****ty contest? well it still is and I can’t believe that you’re still going on with this

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

I mean everyone’s forgotten about this contest plus I doubt anyone is going to write the winners haiku on their mammary glands.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

I mean didn’t the last camwhore contest have like 3 entries where 1 of them didn’t show mammary glands (although they could have won if they did)? I don’t even think those people post here any more

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

A poem, by SanDyk:

Get ****ed

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

Haikus are dumb. Real poetry has rhyming, ****s. Here is an ERECTILE_DEATH original.

Me, My male reproductive organ and I by ERECTILE_DEATH

We conquered the desolate wastelands
Just me, my male reproductive organ and I
We conquered the oceans and cities
And soon we had conquered the sky
But promptly it came crashing downward
Because one of the party can't fly
He has all the training required
But sadly he has just one eye

 

You see, it’s funny because it’s about a male reproductive organ. male reproductive organes are funny.

KARR

Avatar: 169049 2011-07-31 17:56:10 -0400
66

[WeChall]

Level 69 Hacker

I do not wish to go back to the slammer!

There once was a vehicle named KARR,

Who wanted to go very far.

But a vehicle named KITT

Interfered with his ****,

Now, KITT has a very nasty scar.

KARR

Avatar: 169049 2011-07-31 17:56:10 -0400
66

[WeChall]

Level 69 Hacker

I do not wish to go back to the slammer!

”Song of the ForumWarriors”:

We’ve got it under control,

This forum’s taking its toll,

Oh no, sir! Smileprin’s gone!

It’s all right, we’re still fighting on!

The Emo Kids shall advance,

We still stand a chance!

(We still stand a chance!)

We’ve got it under control,

The Trolls & Camwhores will hold,

The Hackers are unspent,

Re-Res will not repent!

Permanoobs shall proceed,

We have to succeed!

We have to succeed to survive!

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Remember, kiddies:

Jhonald’s entry will beat yours.

Happy now, Sandyk?

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

Remember, kiddies:

Jhonald’s entry will beat yours.

Happy now, Sandyk?

This is still anyone’s game.

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

Haikus are dumb. Real poetry has rhyming, ****s. Here is an ERECTILE_DEATH original.

Me, My male reproductive organ and I by ERECTILE_DEATH

We conquered the desolate wastelands
Just me, my male reproductive organ and I
We conquered the oceans and cities
And soon we had conquered the sky
But promptly it came crashing downward
Because one of the party can't fly
He has all the training required
But sadly he has just one eye

 

You see, it’s funny because it’s about a male reproductive organ. male reproductive organes are funny.

I enjoyed your poem! Not bad at all, but it’s a bit too long for our purposes. Perhaps you should compose something shorter?

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