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Boobs NSFW: POETRY FOR mammary glands: CONTEST FOR 555+ BP!!!

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2013-05-25 22:35:57 -0400
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

I LOVE POSTING ON FORUMWARZ!

­Posting in a CoS thread. Log in to see images!

The Ultimate-
Warlord

Avatar: 131376 2011-07-31 00:26:57 -0400
63

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 69 Troll

Today, ALL FORUMS WILL CRUMBLE BEFORE ME!

I wrote a short, funny poem,

It is worthy of being etched in chrome.

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I HATE YOUR GUTS Posted:

you can find all of my entries for this **** at

http://twitter.com/vulgarhaiku

and/or

http://vulgarhaiku.blogspot.com

I’m going to go out on a limb and take the terrible risk of publicly feeding a troll here, because I kind of like some of these poems! Log in to see images! YiffInHell2 edited this message on 08/14/2010 10:49PM

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

uh actually those all belong to him. He wrote them because I wanted him to recite them over a goofy sounding beat

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

yeah, i dunno how you’d like me to prove it? how about this – i didn’t post todays yet so i’ll post it here first. then on the blog, which will auto-feed to twitter. you can compare time stamps Log in to see images!

my giant male reproductive organ’s length

exceeds the depth of pussies

i can’t go balls deep

(this is a true story Log in to see images!

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I HATE YOUR GUTS Posted:

And posted: http://vulgarhaiku.blogspot.com/2010/08/81410.html

And auto-tweeted: http://twitter.com/vulgarhaiku

I’ll count it. Some of those are pretty good! Log in to see images!

Some of my favorites from the list:

6/29/10: i ****ed your mother / she’s not hot or anything / ‘twas just to spite you

6/24/10: a vuvuzela / inside a queefing woman's genitals / makes a lovely sound

6/18/10: your famous bum / gaped for all the internet / goatse dot cx

6/17/10: i love fresh produce / bananas and cugreat timesbers / organic dildos

YiffInHell2 edited this message on 08/15/2010 12:02AM

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Johnald The Robot Posted:

male reproductive organS IN MY bum

male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD

male reproductive organS IN MY bum

If this doesn’t win this should be sent to CoS that’s the only thing worth of writing on mammary glands

David Banner

Avatar: 223048 2014-04-26 06:37:21 -0400
49

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Inventor of the Lonely Piano

HULK DOES NOT WANT CASH,

HULK WANTS TO SMASH!

HULK DOES NOT LIKE THE CLASH,

HULK LIKES TO SMASH!

HULK CANNOT GET A RASH,

HULK CAN ONLY SMASH!

HULK DOES NOT WANT TO MAKE SPLASH,

HULK WANTS TO SMASH!!!!!!!

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

ima make a fart

inside a dogs bumhole and

make you smell the fart

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

There once was a handsome banana

who hailed from the isle of havana

he had such apeel

that the girlies all squealed

the OP of this contest has aspergers

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

that last limerick

failed to rhyme the last line

the point was still made

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

when in doubt

throw it out

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

posting like crazy

gonan post the night awayyy

never stop posting

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

Sometimes I go out

And pick up some hitchhikers.

They taste delicious.

UnlimitedTyy-
ppi

Avatar: 217173 2009-11-18 08:46:15 -0500
9

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

ravaging the countryside

waiting for full moon to arrive

nothing happens, what a shame

killing sheep like this is p lame

UnlimitedTyy-
ppi

Avatar: 217173 2009-11-18 08:46:15 -0500
9

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

These mammary glands

make me laugh;

are those nipples

or are they pimples?

Jackyl

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform

Level 9 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

I used to play RPGs

then I suddenly grew 2 of these

Now I have mammary glands

but my life is still ****

Cause everyone wants a nice squeeze

————

Why don’t I look like my dad?

When I asked her, my mom got real mad

Now I am out on the porch

and I spy long blue shorts

I look up and the mailman seems sad

————

mammary glands are Not safe for work?

Made this rule? you’re a goat blowing jerk!

So just sit at my desk…

All work, and no chests?

I just wish my boss Jill wore less shirts.

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Johnald The Robot Posted:

male reproductive organS IN MY bum

male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD

male reproductive organS IN MY bum

Fran Posted:

If this doesn’t win this should be sent to CoS that’s the only thing worth of writing on mammary glands

A million times this.

Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

POEM 2:

OP IS A fabulous person
fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society LOL
COS THIS ****

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