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Boobs NSFW: POETRY FOR mammary glands: CONTEST FOR 555+ BP!!!

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2013-09-23 16:02:05 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

Couplets and quatrains?

Why can’t we write limericks?

You are an bumhole.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2013-09-23 16:02:05 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

Life is difficult

Whine about it on Facebook

Status: Zero “Likes”

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2013-09-23 16:02:05 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

Attempt suicide

Realize you’re a woman's genitals

Put down the fake gun

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2013-09-23 16:02:05 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

YiffInHell2 Posted:

This is a two-part contest.

PART ONE: Write a poem worthy blah blah blah blah blah blah

This is in contests

You think rules are enforced here?

Man, you’re ****ing dumb

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2013-09-23 16:02:05 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

Maybe I should stop

And go outside or something

Ha ha ha. Yeah Right.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2013-09-23 16:02:05 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

Man, I love contests

Remember when I made some?

...then you all laughed at me…

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2013-09-23 16:02:05 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

Loving family

Sitting together, laughing

“Fire.” The hitman said

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2013-09-23 16:02:05 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

Sometimes I freestyle

I was a Badbum M.C.

Till I found I’m white

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2013-09-23 16:02:05 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

If I post my mammary glands

And don’t receive Brownie Points

Ban for sexism

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2013-09-23 16:02:05 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

Check my syllables

Find out one of them is wrong?

**** about it then.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2013-09-23 16:02:05 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

First – Five Syllables

Second – Seven Syllables

Third – Go kill yourself

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

there once was a vampire named mabel

who’s periods were very unstable

by the light of the moon

she whipped out a spoon

and drank herself under the table

also

there once was a poster from suburbia

but moar like joseph of disturbia

his contests were ****ty

he wasn’t too witty

also nobody likes celerystevia

care o meter gone officially

megazeroexe edited this message on 08/13/2010 1:49PM

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

For everyone’s peace of mind, JB is hanging on to the BPs for the duration of the contest. Let your minds be at ease, OP is guaranteed to deliver. Log in to see images! YiffInHell2 edited this message on 08/13/2010 3:16PM

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

Log in to see images!

i felt this was relevant

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Fran Posted:

Lame excuse for mammary glands.

CoS this now, fabulous persons.

Lame excuse for mammary glands? Awww, c’mon! I don’t need an excuse for mammary glands! I’m married and see the real ones every day. But, as an old /b/tard (and a veteran of some of the first chan raids) I’m a fan of mammary glands. It goes without saying, and mammary glands with hilarious **** written on them are even better.
But if it helps you understand how we got here… this contest evolved from a discussion in JB’s transgressive nanofiction contest. http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/52285-jb-presents-a-contest-for-100-bp-transgressive-nanofiction

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

megazeroexe Posted:

Log in to see images!

i felt this was relevant

I LOL’d. (That one is already in my /b/ folder.)

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2013-09-23 16:02:05 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

I play ForumWarz.

I enjoy repetition.

And masturbating.

Joseph of Suburbia edited this message on 08/13/2010 2:08PM

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2013-09-23 16:02:05 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

There once was a man on the ‘net

They’ll love my new contest, he bet.

But, YiffinHell2

Can’t make contests worth poo,

So he gave us this crap, brown and wet.

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

GENTLEMEN: When we reach the second part of this contest, I would encourage you to focus more on the “write the poem somewhere funny and outrageous” part of the contest. Do a good job, and you can still win. Ladies that aren’t in the mood for exhibitionism should feel free to do the same, although I do think that my pic collection is in dire need of mammary glands with disturbing poetry written on them.

Guys, if you really want to do the “guy showing mammary glands” gag, I won’t stop you, but that quit being funny after about the first hundred times I saw dudes/traps posted in mammary glands threads.

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

you can find all of my entries for this **** at

http://twitter.com/vulgarhaiku

and/or

http://vulgarhaiku.blogspot.com

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