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Boobs NSFW: POETRY FOR mammary glands: CONTEST FOR 555+ BP!!!

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

This is a two-part contest.

PART ONE: Write a poem worthy of being written on a girl’s mammary glands! Welcome to the poetry contest! Write an original haiku, couplet, or quatrain. All submissions should be in English. Among the couplets and quatrains, rhymed and metered poems are preferred. Poems should be funny and may be offensive. Nothing is off limits, and trolling is allowed at this stage of the contest as long as you’re not spamming the contest with nonsense. Feel free to make as many entries as you deem appropriate.
The deadline for submissions will be September 13th.
Log in to see images! YiffInHell2 edited this message on 08/13/2010 2:47PM

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Performed two (fully original) haiku and was soundly defeated in the preliminary round. My opponent brought a couple “serious” haiku to the table, and the wuss judges were easily swayed. Having nothing but filth and degeneracy in my arsenal, I didn’t stand a chance! Luck of the draw, I’d say.

My second piece apparently had some people laughing and others shaking their heads. I forgot there were some bonafide Southerners among us:

Postmodern ethics
Like Alabama orgies:
”It’s all relative”

There’s going to be a proper haiku deathmatch in Toronto sometime this year, and I’ll be sure to enter that. Hopefully, I’ll fare a little better!

We will consider that the first entry into the poetry contest. An excellent start, and one that was probably unfairly discriminated against by the judges. I lived in Alabama for most of my life and don’t have anything against that poem. Some people just need to lighten up. Log in to see images!

Plato Shrimp

Avatar: harblgar
36

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 46 Troll

“Complete Dipshit”

needs moar toxx quotes imo.

Raffle Ticket

Avatar: 228630 2012-11-12 10:29:36 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Camwhore

i ****ing suck.mp3

YiffInHell2 Posted:

This is a two-part contest.

PART ONE: Write a poem worthy of being written on a girl’s mammary glands! Welcome to the poetry contest! Write an original haiku, couplet, or quatrain. All submissions should be in English. Among the couplets and quatrains, rhymed and metered poems are preferred. Poems should be funny and may be offensive. Nothing is off limits, and trolling is allowed at this stage of the contest as long as you’re not spamming the contest with nonsense. Feel free to make as many entries as you deem appropriate.
The deadline for submissions will be September 13th.
Log in to see images!

Oh boy, this is really lame.

Stupid contest – what a shame.

Also YiffInHell2 is a very special name.

Yet I think he’s the one to blame.

BlooD FalCoN edited this message on 08/13/2010 6:58AM

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2013-05-25 22:35:57 -0400
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

I LOVE POSTING ON FORUMWARZ!

­This is an unfair contest, because it excludes any males from the second half of the contest (where the real bp is). If bob wants to write poems on his titties, well, god dammit, I support his right to win this contest.

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Chuck Diesel Posted:

­This is an unfair contest, because it excludes any males from the second half of the contest (where the real bp is). If bob wants to write poems on his titties, well, god dammit, I support his right to win this contest.

I too, support Bob’s right to enter the second half of this contest. All mammary glands created equal.

To have at any other way would be criminal.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
51

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Coulda sworn there was a rule stating that all members of the userbase must be able to earn the prize in order for this to be considered a legitimate (I.e. you get the peen) contest. Cant find it though.

Also, cant help but notice the lack of a toxx. Log in to see images!

Edit: well somebody else said it, so its there. whoopsie.

dobnits edited this message on 08/13/2010 8:31AM

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

There was a fabulous person called YiffInHell2
Who once made a contest that was poo
this contest is lame
please closet of shame
and ban YiffInHell2 please thank you

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Lame excuse for mammary glands.

CoS this now, fabulous persons.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
51

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

The Closet of Shame

That is where this thread belongs

Mods, Please move it now

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Yo, male reproductive organ

Wanna **** this chick?

Come here quick Log in to see images!

Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

male reproductive organS IN MY bum

male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD

male reproductive organS IN MY bum

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Johnald The Robot Posted:

male reproductive organS IN MY bum

male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD

male reproductive organS IN MY bum

^Winner.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Johnald The Robot Posted:

male reproductive organS IN MY bum

male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD

male reproductive organS IN MY bum

I’d totally write that on my mammary glands

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Thanks for the pre-entry! Looks like a fun contest. Log in to see images!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

I haven’t seen a stupid idea I didn’t like Log in to see images!

Godspeed, JB.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Infinite Submits

This rule’s a bad idea

For us with no lives

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Haikus sure are gay

Guess how many chicks like them

Exactly Zero

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

The cooldown timer

Is making many attempts

To slow my genius

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