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Smile Eat Fries Angry!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
74

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

So there was a horrible argument. It happened in a car, after a stop at a fast food restaurant. As the dust settled, the tension lingered in the air. And then, with a fiery glare, a man . . .

ATE FRIES ANGRY!

All the silent rage, all the unexpressed angst, all those poor, innocent fries.

The world needs to see more of that and I believe these forums are the place to start!

Log in to see images! Make a video of you, a loved one, a hated one, your mom, whoever, eating fries angry. Nothing else, doesn’t need to be long or fancy, but the anger needs to be evident on the person’s face and, well, they must be eating fries.

Log in to see images! No “fry bangs” (much like a gang bang, but with more fries.) Only one person eating fries in the video. That kind of rage must be kept solitary!

Log in to see images! You may enter multiple times, but the person eating fries angry must be a different person in each entry.

Log in to see images! Accepting entries until August 31, 2010 at 11:59 PM server time because cool people might be on vacation and not have time right away and oh holy hell people need to eat fries angry!

Any questions post or drop me a note.

Crappy prizes since eating fries angry is it’s own reward. Log in to see images!

My favorite: 25 Log in to see images!

Mystery judge favorite: 25 Log in to see images!

Random Number Generator favorite: 15 Log in to see images!

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2013-05-25 22:35:57 -0400
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

I LOVE POSTING ON FORUMWARZ!

­Totally going to do this next time I have fries. So, let me just get this straight, I make a video, in which I rage as I eat fries? If so, I’m in.

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

Unfair contest, I can’t eat fries or most other foods for medical reasons.

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Important Question: DOES CUT MATTER?

Do they need to be standard fast food shoestring cut fries?

Can they be fat cut, crinkle cut, curly, steak, jojo, wedge, WAFFLE?

What about seasoned fries? Or can they be topped?

Catsup, animal style, cheese, chili, chilicheese, curry, tartar, aioli, mayo, etc?

Can they be sweet potato fries?

Can people from the UK enter even though they call them chips?!

Please specify the rules I’m so lost!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

megazeroexe Posted:

Unfair contest, I can’t eat fries or most other foods for medical reasons.

Log in to see images!

take the risk.

its bp man! What wouldn’t you risk for precious internet currency?

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

What about Figaro Fries from Pinocchio’s Village Haus in the Magic Kingdom?

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For people who aren’t awesome Figaro Fries are french fries smothered in bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, and ranch dressing.

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2013-05-25 22:35:57 -0400
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

I LOVE POSTING ON FORUMWARZ!

­Also, can I film myself causing a ruckus at a local fast food joint? Because I’m pretty sure that if I’m not ****ing someone off, it’s not worth yelling.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

I HATE YOUR GUTS Posted:

What about Figaro Fries from Pinocchio’s Village Haus in the Magic Kingdom?

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For people who aren’t awesome Figaro Fries are french fries smothered in bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, and ranch dressing.

mother of god i must have this now.

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2013-08-07 00:24:18 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

CrinkzPipe Posted:

mother of god i must have this now.

“Disney World late last week raised the price of a one-day, one-park adult ticket to $82.”

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
74

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Chuck Diesel – How you represent your anger is 100% up to you.

m0x – My sorrow for you is overwhelming. Perhaps you can be like a drug agent, wait no, they tend to actually use drugs. Perhaps you can be like a non-smoking actor in a smoking role.

h0g – I would never limit the creative fry (chips!) options of those wishing to EAT FRIES (CHIPS!) ANGRY. Cut, style and condiments are naturally at the discretion of the eater. Thank you for bringing these important issues to light. Log in to see images!

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Catt although Posted:

”Disney World late last week raised the price of a one-day, one-park adult ticket to $82.”

Only suckers pay gate prices.

Also, unfortunately Figaro Fries have been removed from the menu. You can still order them as an off-menu item though – request the “Loaded Fries” (Bacon and Cheddar) and ask them to add lettuce tomato and ranch.

Fiasco

Avatar: 46971 Thu Oct 16 00:30:33 -0400 2008
76

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

scully Posted:

So there was a horrible argument. It happened in a car, after a stop at a fast food restaurant. As the dust settled, the tension lingered in the air. And then, with a fiery glare, a man . . .

ATE FRIES ANGRY!

All the silent rage, all the unexpressed angst, all those poor, innocent fries.

The world needs to see more of that and I believe these forums are the place to start!

Log in to see images! Make a video of you, a loved one, a hated one, your mom, whoever, eating fries angry. Nothing else, doesn’t need to be long or fancy, but the anger needs to be evident on the person’s face and, well, they must be eating fries.

Log in to see images! No “fry bangs” (much like a gang bang, but with more fries.) Only one person eating fries in the video. That kind of rage must be kept solitary!

Log in to see images! You may enter multiple times, but the person eating fries angry must be a different person in each entry.

Log in to see images! Accepting entries until August 31, 2010 at 11:59 PM server time because cool people might be on vacation and not have time right away and oh holy hell people need to eat fries angry!

Scully this contest is awesome as your contests always are but really fess up now…this is all a ruse to make people feed one of your weird fetishes just like the teacup thing, right?

I think it was the use of the term “Fry Bang” which tipped me off.

Also, am I the secret judge?

Stupid Potat-
o Face

Avatar: 206846 2009-09-23 00:33:08 -0400

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 3 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

I feel qualified for a judging position.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
74

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Fiasco Posted:

Scully this contest is awesome as your contests always are but really fess up now…this is all a ruse to make people feed one of your weird fetishes just like the teacup thing, right?

Thank you. Also, I prefer the term “predilection”, “fetish” just sounds so media-washed at this point.

Fiasco Posted:

Also, am I the secret judge?

No. Clearly you should be eating fries angry. Possibly while having tea.

*spanks!* Log in to see images!

Stupid Potato Face Posted:

I feel qualified for a judging position.

I believe you are. Though I admit I was hoping you would make a vid or at least coerce loved ones into making one. Log in to see images! scully edited this message on 08/12/2010 8:18AM

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Stupid Potato Face Posted:

I feel qualified for a judging position.

You were birthed from my brain so it seems to me that I am the qualified one around here. Stupid more-than-four eyes.

(which reminds me- where is our beloved chile pepino these days? Log in to see images! Odalisque edited this message on 08/12/2010 9:46AM

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
74

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

I’m sorry Stupid Potato Face, it appears Oda is more qualified.

And so it is a mystery no more…

Stupid Potat-
o Face

Avatar: 206846 2009-09-23 00:33:08 -0400

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 3 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

scully Posted:

I’m sorry Stupid Potato Face, it appears Oda is more qualified.

And so it is a mystery no more…

She probably only took the job because she hates me Log in to see images!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
74

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

I’m just going to go ahead and optimistically bump this. Log in to see images!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Are we allowed to rage in diff languages other than english?

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
74

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

scully Posted:

Fran – How you represent your anger is 100% up to you.

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