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Rage ITT 5 Reasons Why All the Consoles Suck

MPFyrus

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[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 10 Hacker

“Ohacku”

So console war fabulous persons will shut the **** up. Seriously, it’s annoying as hell, and nobody wins.

Wii:

1. The motion controls are imprecise as hell, and MotionPlus is underutilized.

2. The graphics are sub-standard. Sure, there are a few standouts, but most of the games have generic and/or bad graphics.

3. The internet sucks bum. The flash is ****, many sites don’t work, and not to mention Youtube has glitches and horrendous quality.

4. 3 words. ****ing Friend Codes. Seriously, who the hell thought THAT was a good idea?

5. Shovelware. Shovelware EVERYWHERE.

Monster Hunter Tri is the exception to rules 2-4. 1 doesn’t apply because true gamers never use the Wii Remote with it anyway.

Xbox 360:

1. The most obvious is the online. It’s not exactly expensive, not even about 5$ a month, but why the **** do we want to pay for that ****? What is this, WoW?

2. All the extra peripherals are way too ****ing overpriced. Nearly 50$ for a controller, it’s 100$ for the Wireless antennae if you don’t have the new Xbox Slim or whatever the hell that is, and don’t get me started on why you should never buy the wireless headset.

3. The vast majority of the online community consists of whiners who yell at you for killing them with a headshot. Get a ****ing life.

4. Halo is generic and overrated. (Reach may be the exception since it looks pretty kinky.)

5. Microsoft sucks at technical support.

The game library is sound, however.

PS3:

1. Again, they have an issue with shovelware.

2. blu-Ray format means less games, meaning ****.

3. The 3D requires a ****ing 3D TV plus expensive as hell 3D glbumes. Seriously, I’m just getting a 3DS.

4. Move is a ****ty rip-off of the Wii. It looks incredibly awkward to hold, and it looks even more wrong than the Wii’s controllers.

5. They may have some good exclusives, but most of the other good games are on the XBOX as well.

Summary: All the consoles have various flaws, meaning none of them are perfect, therefore you’re all ****ing about a pointless subject.

This doesn’t apply to just this forum, this applies everywhere.

Feel free to correct me/post more flaws.

Edit: Typo in the topic title. It should say “15 reasons”.

MPFyrus edited this message on 08/05/2010 2:19PM

Aldo_Anything

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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

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I count 15, including dupes.

Catloaf

Avatar: 183147 2010-04-18 05:32:51 -0400

[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 4 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

top reson pc usrs suk: their gay

MPFyrus

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[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 10 Hacker

“Ohacku”

Typos are fun gaiz

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

why dont you take this to /v/ or something, im sure you’ll get a reaction out of them more than us.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Except Nintendo makes kick bum games and they will never be anywhere except Wii/DS.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
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[mahjong]

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1. You have to pay for consoles and their games, and they’re expensive.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

mterek Posted:

1. You have to pay for consoles and their games, and they’re expensive.

you don’t have to pay for games.

Skyman747 Posted:

Except Nintendo makes kick bum games and they will never be anywhere except Wii/DS.

This. And I’m pretty happy with the Wii motion controls in most games. Some take more practice than others, but my (when I bought it) 7 year old stepson and 60 year old mother in law both felt comfortable and enjoyed the motion controls.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

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MPFyrus

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[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 10 Hacker

“Ohacku”

Yeah, I like the Wii well enough. I’m actually more or less a Nintendofabulous person. However, this topic is about the flaws in the systems, and I just felt like ranting.

Also, I’m saving that picture.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

MPFyrus Posted:

Yeah, I like the Wii well enough. I’m actually more or less a Nintendofabulous person. However, this topic is about the flaws in the systems, and I just felt like ranting.

Also, I’m saving that picture.

Nothing is without flaws.

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16, j**** you.

byt thewya this thrid si the dumnbsist thing ive seni on this site ino aw ahile.

fora mintie ai thought it was ww.wforumFAQs.com

beaucse this thread baoelong ong gamefaq.scom

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

MELLTD FACE Posted:

16, j**** you.

This is a pretty good reason. Just saying.

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