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ITT 5 Reasons Why All the Consoles Suck | |||||||
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So console war fabulous persons will shut the **** up. Seriously, it’s annoying as hell, and nobody wins.
Wii:
1. The motion controls are imprecise as hell, and MotionPlus is underutilized. 2. The graphics are sub-standard. Sure, there are a few standouts, but most of the games have generic and/or bad graphics. 3. The internet sucks bum. The flash is ****, many sites don’t work, and not to mention Youtube has glitches and horrendous quality. 4. 3 words. ****ing Friend Codes. Seriously, who the hell thought THAT was a good idea? 5. Shovelware. Shovelware EVERYWHERE.
Monster Hunter Tri is the exception to rules 2-4. 1 doesn’t apply because true gamers never use the Wii Remote with it anyway.
Xbox 360:
1. The most obvious is the online. It’s not exactly expensive, not even about 5$ a month, but why the **** do we want to pay for that ****? What is this, WoW? 2. All the extra peripherals are way too ****ing overpriced. Nearly 50$ for a controller, it’s 100$ for the Wireless antennae if you don’t have the new Xbox Slim or whatever the hell that is, and don’t get me started on why you should never buy the wireless headset. 3. The vast majority of the online community consists of whiners who yell at you for killing them with a headshot. Get a ****ing life. 4. Halo is generic and overrated. (Reach may be the exception since it looks pretty kinky.) 5. Microsoft sucks at technical support.
The game library is sound, however.
PS3:
1. Again, they have an issue with shovelware. 2. blu-Ray format means less games, meaning ****. 3. The 3D requires a ****ing 3D TV plus expensive as hell 3D glbumes. Seriously, I’m just getting a 3DS. 4. Move is a ****ty rip-off of the Wii. It looks incredibly awkward to hold, and it looks even more wrong than the Wii’s controllers. 5. They may have some good exclusives, but most of the other good games are on the XBOX as well.
Summary: All the consoles have various flaws, meaning none of them are perfect, therefore you’re all ****ing about a pointless subject.
This doesn’t apply to just this forum, this applies everywhere.
Feel free to correct me/post more flaws.
Edit: Typo in the topic title. It should say “15 reasons”. MPFyrus edited this message on 08/05/2010 2:19PM |
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Posted On: 08/05/2010 2:11PM | View MPFyrus's Profile | # | ||||||
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I count 15, including dupes. |
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Posted On: 08/05/2010 2:16PM | View Aldo_Anything's Profile | # | ||||||
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top reson pc usrs suk: their gay |
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Posted On: 08/05/2010 2:17PM | View Catloaf's Profile | # | ||||||
Typos are fun gaiz |
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Posted On: 08/05/2010 2:18PM | View MPFyrus's Profile | # | ||||||
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why dont you take this to /v/ or something, im sure you’ll get a reaction out of them more than us. |
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Posted On: 08/05/2010 4:11PM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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Except Nintendo makes kick bum games and they will never be anywhere except Wii/DS. |
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Posted On: 08/05/2010 4:27PM | View Skyman747's Profile | # | ||||||
1. You have to pay for consoles and their games, and they’re expensive. |
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Posted On: 08/05/2010 4:42PM | View mterek's Profile | # | ||||||
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mterek Posted:
you don’t have to pay for games. |
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Posted On: 08/05/2010 4:47PM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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Skyman747 Posted:
This. And I’m pretty happy with the Wii motion controls in most games. Some take more practice than others, but my (when I bought it) 7 year old stepson and 60 year old mother in law both felt comfortable and enjoyed the motion controls. |
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Posted On: 08/05/2010 6:05PM | View Bacchus's Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 08/05/2010 7:11PM | View Adapt's Profile | # | ||||||
Yeah, I like the Wii well enough. I’m actually more or less a Nintendofabulous person. However, this topic is about the flaws in the systems, and I just felt like ranting.
Also, I’m saving that picture. |
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Posted On: 08/05/2010 7:35PM | View MPFyrus's Profile | # | ||||||
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MPFyrus Posted:
Nothing is without flaws. |
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Posted On: 08/05/2010 8:51PM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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hhwy does pc gname suck? 1. comtures are hard 2. drm nakes oyu have ot priaty games oyu jlegaly bight. 3. winodws lol 4. stleam ujpdates ALHTE FUCJKGIN NTESIM WHTUF **** MANT JESUHS .5 yoru dad usjs this imachine to lok up mlif webssiets on when hejcaks it uzyour moms not pugtting ou anymoer. 6. pay tohplay onoline fo reohac agem. 7. evn mor hsovleware htan alt heconles ever made evyr compbnied. 8. otu f dayte eveyr 3 montos 9. no ntinedno games envr. 10. key barod and mouse? fujkcthat. 11. nognod games for mac/oninxu 12. mmos coat to uch 13. comujtniy is ****t 14. web baeds gaming s abostlet gutre of the genre (casei n potni ww.w forumwar.com 15. otus ide of blizard nad valve notbdy bmaking anothing worht wile. 16, j**** you. |
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Posted On: 08/05/2010 10:55PM | View lost_papi_212's Profile | # | ||||||
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byt thewya this thrid si the dumnbsist thing ive seni on this site ino aw ahile. |
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Posted On: 08/05/2010 10:56PM | View lost_papi_212's Profile | # | ||||||
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fora mintie ai thought it was ww.wforumFAQs.com |
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Posted On: 08/05/2010 10:57PM | View lost_papi_212's Profile | # | ||||||
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beaucse this thread baoelong ong gamefaq.scom |
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Posted On: 08/05/2010 10:57PM | View lost_papi_212's Profile | # | ||||||
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MELLTD FACE Posted:This is a pretty good reason. Just saying. |
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Posted On: 08/05/2010 11:19PM | View Adapt's Profile | # | ||||||