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swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

And now, I’m back. Thank you all for your kind words. I missed you too.

What had happened was, I had just picked up dinner (Chinese food, yum.) and pulled out of the parking lot. Driving slow because of the heavy rain. A pick-up truck coming in the opposite lane started “Fish tailing” so, I tapped my brakes. Then they went completely side-ways. So, I stopped my car. The lady driving was frantically turning the wheel to keep from sliding off the road, and (apparently) over-corrected because she ended up slaming into my driver door and knocking me off the road. The entire ordeal took about ten seconds. Police on the scene faulted her. Mainly because all four of her tires were bald.

The personal damage is this – torn/bruised ligaments, damaged rotater-cuff, and muscle strain. I’ve got to keep my left arm in a sling until friday. Also, a few pock marks from where the glbum shattered along with a few bangs and bruises.

It’s good to be back. Log in to see images!

bumonz

Avatar: 209389 2009-10-11 13:06:38 -0400
5

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Silly Puppy

swine Posted:

It’s good to be back. Log in to see images!

Good to have you back Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

swine Posted:

Police on the scene faulted her. Mainly because all four of her tires were bald.

I hope ET takes note of the serious consequences of being bald, and does something to prevent him suffering a similar fate.

Welcome back, Swine!

xsundae

Avatar: 230091 2010-09-03 00:23:09 -0400
4

[WeChall]

Level 68 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

swine Posted:

And now, I’m back. Thank you all for your kind words. I missed you too.

What had happened was, I had just picked up dinner (Chinese food, yum.) and pulled out of the parking lot. Driving slow because of the heavy rain. A pick-up truck coming in the opposite lane started “Fish tailing” so, I tapped my brakes. Then they went completely side-ways. So, I stopped my car. The lady driving was frantically turning the wheel to keep from sliding off the road, and (apparently) over-corrected because she ended up slaming into my driver door and knocking me off the road. The entire ordeal took about ten seconds. Police on the scene faulted her. Mainly because all four of her tires were bald.

The personal damage is this – torn/bruised ligaments, damaged rotater-cuff, and muscle strain. I’ve got to keep my left arm in a sling until friday. Also, a few pock marks from where the glbum shattered along with a few bangs and bruises.

It’s good to be back. Log in to see images!

woow.. glad to see you are back up and running! Log in to see images!

Canape

Avatar: 232250 2011-11-01 00:04:56 -0400
5

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
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]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

swine Posted:

It’s good to be back. Log in to see images!

I’m glad you’re okay Log in to see images!

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

swine Posted:

heavy rain

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male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Sounds like it was a nasty accident!

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