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News Attn Flezz Leaderboarders: Belgium DOES exist!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Cream Posted:

I’d be interested to know how you got it, since there’s no sign of you on the Hail Britannia, 60 Secondmen, or CatRoulette leaderboards, and you’re not getting it from Huddled bumes, because you’re earning lemon scoops…?

Edit:

Never mind. I’d be more interested to know why you have such pathetic offence?

CatRoulette, minimal lemon, I don’t need more offense to one-shot every thread.

Cream

Avatar: 163647 Thu Jun 18 01:09:22 -0400 2009
26

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

MC Banhammer Posted:

CatRoulette, minimal lemon, I don’t need more offense to one-shot every thread.

Yeah, I edited the post after I looked waaaay down in the CatRoulette leaderboard.

Great job completing the file. I’ve been stuck at 99/100 for the last three weeks. You must feel relieved – having sat out dom for the last two and a half months to grind for a file you’re never going to use, when you already have the flezz peen…?

Cream edited this message on 07/27/2010 11:28AM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Cream Posted:

Yeah, I edited the post after I looked waaaay down in the CatRoulette leaderboard.

Great job completing the file. I’ve been stuck at 99/100 for the last three weeks. You must feel relieved – having sat out dom for the last two and a half months to grind for a file you’re never going to use, when you already have the flezz peen…?

I do things for my own reasons, which don’t seem to dovetail with what you think those reasons should be.

C’est la vie.

Cream

Avatar: 163647 Thu Jun 18 01:09:22 -0400 2009
26

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

MC Banhammer Posted:

I do things for my own reasons, which don’t seem to dovetail with what you think those reasons should be.

C’est la vie.

The “Charlie Manson Defence”. Cool!

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

Cream Posted:

You must feel relieved – having sat out dom for the last two and a half months to grind for a file you’re never going to use, when you already have the flezz peen…?

The truth.

MC Banhammer Posted:

I do things for my own reasons, which don’t seem to dovetail with what you think those reasons should be.

An answer to disguise the truth.

AIDS woman's genitals Posted:

An answer to disguise the truth.

This post shows that this thread is a failure!!!

scullyangel

Avatar: 44656 Mon Aug 17 23:47:33 -0400 2009
35

[Good Omens]

Level 39 Camwhore

If I was a gila monster you could be my devil ray.

Sunrise is enough reward for climbing a mountain. Being able to sell the one of a kind photo is a perk.

Go you MCB. Log in to see images!

Fiasco

Avatar: 46971 Thu Oct 16 00:30:33 -0400 2008
205

[Flogging a Dead Ho-
rse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

scullyangel Posted:

Sunrise is enough reward for climbing a mountain. Being able to sell the one of a kind photo is a perk.

Go you MCB. Log in to see images!

Just to be clear, you live in a place with no mountains, correct?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

No one who can afford this has placed a bid on it yet.

What are you waiting for, what’s_up.sdoc?

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Just to confirm MCB, you put a 4B reserve on this, right?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

mterek Posted:

Just to confirm MCB, you put a 4B reserve on this, right?

Log in to see images!

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

MC Banhammer Posted:

No one who can afford this has placed a bid on it yet.

What are you waiting for, what’s_up.sdoc?

I wouldn’t hold your breath, even when my guy finally gets it, he’s cheated. Although he is down to 3 pieces left Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer Posted:

No one who can afford this has placed a bid on it yet.

What are you waiting for, what’s_up.sdoc?

This is gonna cost you.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I dunno about you, but I’M excited to see what’s going to happen in a bit under 4 hours!

sk1zz

Avatar: 87711 Tue Mar 17 16:30:55 -0400 2009
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

BidSquid Posted:

Your auction was flagged as abusive. Your item has been confiscated and the auction is now closed.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Not quite.

Highly regrettable! No one who acquired value for your auction.

We maintain your deposit and return item in this Basin mail.

In order to choose our services thank you!

So Flezz isn’t so worthless that people are willing to spend 4 Billion on a file. Good to know.

Thank you for participating in this experiment. I’ll be back with other goodies for sale at some point in my life.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Although Belgium is hard to get, it’s not the most useful files to all clbumes. Most of the files Malaise and Dunatis managed to dig up were rare, hard to acquire but utterly worthless in terms of utility.

Re-Res and Permanoobs stand to benefit the most from Belgium, but I already have a (thus far) powerful + unique Dogreat timesent file and need to hoard Flezz for contest reasons.

Also, after ****ing away  400M for a Habanero bumcrack and fema4kids only to have them eclipsed by Colonel Sanders I’m a more hesitant to bid billions of Flezz on auctions. That next game breaking .moar could be just around the corner.

Cacoethes

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles
4

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

MC Banhammer Posted:

Not quite.

So Flezz isn’t so worthless that people are willing to spend 4 Billion on a file. Good to know.

Thank you for participating in this experiment. I’ll be back with other goodies for sale at some point in my life.

According to today’s leaderboard, only 3 people *have* 4 billion flezz, and one of them doesn’t have the flezz peen yet.

That left you with 2 potential candidates.

Did you TM them to make them aware of the auction?

I could be wrong, but your experiment seems slightly flawed – especially when you yourself have pointed out that you don’t require insane amounts of offence to defeat forums.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

MC Banhammer Posted:

Not quite.

So Flezz isn’t so worthless that people are willing to spend 4 Billion on a file. Good to know.

Thank you for participating in this experiment. I’ll be back with other goodies for sale at some point in my life.

If you’re done with the file I have a Re-re character who will buy it off of you for a cool 100Mill Log in to see images!

Give me a holler for a time to set up the buyout and I will be one step closer to the ultimate Re-re Log in to see images!

The Cat Who -
Walked Throu-
gh Malls

Avatar: 53628 Mon Jan 12 19:00:04 -0500 2009
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

If you want to continue the experiment you could try it with the Falcon Plaque . . .

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