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Shock JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!

StarkJade

Avatar: 27559 2010-03-31 16:35:19 -0400
108

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Better Living Through Chemicals

My mother said don’t run with scissors; I did, yet I’m fine. My mother said to always wear a condom, too…

*****

“We’re getting married!” Billy said.

“What job will you do to support kids, you two are only 10!”

“Well, so far we’ve been lucky.”

*****

When you party with animals, don’t be surprised if you wake up neutered.

*****

Her bangs tickle when she gives me head, and do a great job of covering the lobotomy scar.

*****

A mug, a candle, homemade leather ties; he uses every part of every woman. Waste not, want not.

StarkJade edited this message on 07/29/2010 10:01PM

Listen2Reason

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
7

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

“Don’t worry,” he said, revving up the chainsaw. “It’s for a good cause.”

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Great stuff so far, peeps. Gonna be tough to pick the winners here!

By far this is the best post in this thread.

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

Om nom nom nom,I can’t get enough of JB’s male reproductive organ.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

My post two above was an entry into the contest Log in to see images!

(This one’s not.)

bumUglyJeff

Avatar: 233026 2010-06-26 18:17:04 -0400
5

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Any two year old that can blow smoke rings can’t be half bad in the sack…...

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I smiled up at my little sister with blood clots between my teeth. Eight seemed so young to begin menstruating.

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

As he photographed me bending over and stretching my bum, I knew that I had to post these pictures online.

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Glenn Beck sobbed effeminately, but his fans never suspected that it was because both he and Hannity were HIV positive.

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I never did give Jonbenet Ramsey that lollipop I promised her.

YiffInHell2 edited this message on 07/30/2010 10:16PM

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Great stuff so far, peeps. Gonna be tough to pick the winners here!

Helpful tip: Pick YiffInHell2.

He’s slaying everyone else.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

I guess its actually a good thing that jb is the judge of this contest.

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

mterek Posted:

Helpful tip: Pick YiffInHell2.

He’s slaying everyone else.

Thanks! Log in to see images!

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

You should resubmit the corpse/maggots one. It was deleted along with an entire page of your entries during the database downtime.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Surprisingly, drowning Vivian and the kids in my stale **** did not solve the debts problem with Greori.

AIDS woman's genitals posted a swastika in CD.

Somehow the pizza always tasted better when delivered by Carlos, and he’s always so happy even though Ronald had never tipped in his life.

Son, dogs squirm when ****ed. But die when skinned. So cut off the labia majora first, then finish while you enjoy. It’s that easy. Log in to see images!

The mistake most parents make is not shaking the baby early enough so it never gets used to it.

He hesitated for a moment knowing he’d be hated, humiliated and hunted. Then crossed the border into Arizona.

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