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Shock JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

resubmitting because i think it got lost:

You can lead a horse to Water but you can’t make her drink it.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I like to wait at green lights to be sure no cars are running the red. As soon as they turn yellow, I go.

Inspector Ch-
elmey

Avatar: 165179 2010-08-17 18:02:22 -0400
2

[Unban or Friend Th-
e nerd o powa comm-
ittee
]

Level 63 Troll

87 percent more effective than Mandrax

Thr proper way to die is to enjoy as many grandmas

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

“No, momma not here no more; She wiff Jebus now,” Cheryl contorted in her wheelchair visibly upset.

I smiled, “Jesus loves both of you very much.” Cheryl’s snot-encrusted face beamed with a goofy grin. “I know because Jesus told me.” She laughed as I spoke, then quickly fell into doe-eyed awe as I so sincerely continued, “Jesus told me a lot of things about you Cheryl, because I pray to him every night.”

“Whats him say? What Jebus want me to do?” Too easy, I thought. I could feel the blood rushing to my male reproductive organ.

“Jesus wants to test you; he wants you to do some things I say so he knows you believe his words,” she nodded in anticipation, mouth agape. “If you pbum the test, you get to see Mommy in heaven… but if you fail… or you tell ANYONE EVER… well, he has to send you and your mommy down to Hell…”

puss mcquack

Avatar: 138241 2011-07-31 00:43:38 -0400
3

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 25 Hacker

Rangers F.C

how was I to know she was underaged? That **** said she was 13!

puss mcquack

Avatar: 138241 2011-07-31 00:43:38 -0400
3

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 25 Hacker

Rangers F.C

It’s never too late… the soft spot is like an abortion bumon

JalapeƱo Bootyhole made a contest. I read the rules.

Fridule

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
11

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

My first coloscopy has gone well. Like a surgery. An open-heart one. With rusty tools. Without anesthesia. SM dungeons are always so much fun.

Fridule

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
11

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Don’t leave me. For our daughter. I swear I won’t enjoy her again. Everyone can make mistakes. Can’t you forgive your own mother ?

Fridule edited this message on 07/29/2010 9:42AM

puss mcquack

Avatar: 138241 2011-07-31 00:43:38 -0400
3

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 25 Hacker

Rangers F.C

“Look mummy, there’s an airplane up in the sky,” he said on his first, and last, vist to the WTC.

puss mcquack

Avatar: 138241 2011-07-31 00:43:38 -0400
3

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 25 Hacker

Rangers F.C

“I’ve always wanted to start a nursery,” thought Timothy McVeigh.

puss mcquack

Avatar: 138241 2011-07-31 00:43:38 -0400
3

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 25 Hacker

Rangers F.C

“I found a clown for the party,” Cindy related, “Make the check out to John W. Gacy.”

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

“May I have some more?” said dobnits. “Of course!” said his mother “Here’s some more poop for you to eat”

CAPTAIN-CAPS-
LOCK

Avatar: 238068 2010-09-12 14:00:49 -0400
1

[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH
]

Level 40 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

Jane pried the clotheshanger out. The bloodied fetus hang at it from one its semi-formed nostrils. As she ate the delicious, dead abomination, she smiled hungrily.

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PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
8

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

I’m bored.

——————

He cut through her engorged belly to the child underneath. A cut to the child’s stomach reveals another child within. And so on for hours.

———————

Each nail was removed with a screwdriver, each tooth with a hammer. They were all put back by hand.

———————

The frog dissection was canceled. Instead, it was vivisection on frogs genetically altered to scream, even for hours after death.

———————

He cut off his male reproductive organ and crammed it inside her woman's genitals. He sewed it closed with needle and thread. “I’ll always be with you.”

———————-

Bones cracked and broke, the body deformed. It was tight, but with one foot reaching her stomach he knew he’d crawl in and reach her heart.

———————-

It was the first mbum murder in space. It was the first time man floated as cloud in a surrounding sky of blood.

———————-

Dead animals couldn’t run away, she knew. The same must apply to dead lovers.

———————-

Jones worked at the morgue. It’s where he learned to be an excellent kisser.

———————

He cried after he killed her. He had only meant to shoot the gestating child, but the bullet kept traveling up and up.

——————-

Byron was a tit man. They used to belong to Jessica, Annie and Claire, but a sharp knife and expert stitching made them his now.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I’m voting Tea Party in the next election.

Listen2Reason

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
7

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I think I’ll miss my legs…

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Great stuff so far, peeps. Gonna be tough to pick the winners here!

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

I love you so much I want to cut off your head, stick my male reproductive organ down your throat and **** your heart.

Sure, lighting his bunny on fire was cruel, but he put it out before it was dead EVERY time.

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