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JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!
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One glorious day, Russia nuked America. The explosions and resulting radiation killed all the Americans, many slowly and horribly. Everyone else celebrated. The End. |
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| Posted On: 07/31/2010 6:09PM |
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| Posted On: 07/31/2010 6:14PM |
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Bacchus Posted:
But see, that’s over 3000 words. |
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| Posted On: 07/31/2010 8:11PM |
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Jubbles Posted:Actually its over 30,000 words. |
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| Posted On: 07/31/2010 9:30PM |
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卐 (This is the entirety of my entry, which does not include this explanation). |
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| Posted On: 07/31/2010 9:31PM |
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Man from Nantucket male reproductive organ so long he sucked it, “if my hand were a woman's genitals I’d **** it” |
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| Posted On: 07/31/2010 9:41PM |
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The dog finished the remaining semen on his male reproductive organ. “You don’t love me,” said the man, as he grabbed the pup and snapped its neck. |
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| Posted On: 07/31/2010 11:50PM |
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Buried to its neck, the dog yelped in a frenzied panic over the roar of the lawnmower. As the blades dug in, the yelping ceased. |
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| Posted On: 07/31/2010 11:58PM |
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“****in lil woman's genitals,” he said to the girl, slapping her for crying. “Soon as you grow mammary glands an’ have a baby, I’ma **** it too.” |
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| Posted On: 08/01/2010 12:02AM |
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The contest ended, but they would not quit submitting. |
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| Posted On: 08/01/2010 2:14AM |
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As I raped her, I sensed movement and feared that she might be waking up. Fortunately, it was just maggots crawling in her rotting flesh. |
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| Posted On: 08/01/2010 10:03PM |
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I love being a minister, and not just because Christian Marriage Retreats are a great place to meet women that are dissatisfied with their marriage. |
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| Posted On: 08/01/2010 10:06PM |
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If slavery were legal, I would buy Halle Berry and Beyonce then make them pick cotton naked. |
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| Posted On: 08/01/2010 10:11PM |
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Alright, folks! Thanks for all the great entries. Forgive me, as it’s going to take some time to pick out winners.
But, it yielded some great results: I’ve managed to adapt (yes, I said Adapt) a dozen of them into depraved haiku, which was what this was all about…because I’m headed to Saint Paul, Minnesota to check out the National Poetry Slam, where I’ll attempt to enter the annual Haiku Death Match!
If anyone’s in the area and wants to watch me crash and burn (provided my name is picked, and there’ll be a lot of entrants), it’s this Wednesday afternoon.
Thanks again to everyone who participated! I’ll let you know how it goes! |
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| Posted On: 08/02/2010 5:20PM |
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Hey, I would have put my entries in the forum of haiku if you’d asked. |
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| Posted On: 08/02/2010 5:58PM |
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| Posted On: 08/02/2010 6:00PM |
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Listen2Reason Posted:
No…that would’ve been wrong. There needed to be at least some craftsmanship on my part. Thanks for the offer, though! |
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| Posted On: 08/02/2010 6:08PM |
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
Purchasing Ideas Jalapeno goes to troll The Haiku Death Match |
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| Posted On: 08/02/2010 6:16PM |
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Adapt Posted:
You say that like 30,000 isn’t over 3000. |
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| Posted On: 08/02/2010 6:20PM |
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He who was a mod But quit to report more posts MC Banhammer |
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| Posted On: 08/02/2010 6:23PM |
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