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Shock JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!

Joe Torpedo

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
4

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

One glorious day, Russia nuked America. The explosions and resulting radiation killed all the Americans, many slowly and horribly. Everyone else celebrated. The End.

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Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

Bacchus Posted:

PICTURE STORY!

But see, that’s over 3000 words.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Jubbles Posted:

But see, that’s over 3000 words.

Actually its over 30,000 words.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

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(This is the entirety of my entry, which does not include this explanation).

Man from Nantucket male reproductive organ so long he sucked it, “if my hand were a woman's genitals I’d **** it”

Bashy

Avatar: 97127 Tue Jan 06 09:47:16 -0500 2009
37

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

platypus.

The dog finished the remaining semen on his male reproductive organ. “You don’t love me,” said the man, as he grabbed the pup and snapped its neck.

Bashy

Avatar: 97127 Tue Jan 06 09:47:16 -0500 2009
37

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

platypus.

Buried to its neck, the dog yelped in a frenzied panic over the roar of the lawnmower. As the blades dug in, the yelping ceased.

Bashy

Avatar: 97127 Tue Jan 06 09:47:16 -0500 2009
37

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

platypus.

“****in lil woman's genitals,” he said to the girl, slapping her for crying. “Soon as you grow mammary glands an’ have a baby, I’ma **** it too.”

The contest ended, but they would not quit submitting.

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

As I raped her, I sensed movement and feared that she might be waking up. Fortunately, it was just maggots crawling in her rotting flesh.

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I love being a minister, and not just because Christian Marriage Retreats are a great place to meet women that are dissatisfied with their marriage.

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

If slavery were legal, I would buy Halle Berry and Beyonce then make them pick cotton naked.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Alright, folks! Thanks for all the great entries. Forgive me, as it’s going to take some time to pick out winners.

But, it yielded some great results: I’ve managed to adapt (yes, I said Adapt) a dozen of them into depraved haiku, which was what this was all about…because I’m headed to Saint Paul, Minnesota to check out the National Poetry Slam, where I’ll attempt to enter the annual Haiku Death Match!

If anyone’s in the area and wants to watch me crash and burn (provided my name is picked, and there’ll be a lot of entrants), it’s this Wednesday afternoon.

Thanks again to everyone who participated! I’ll let you know how it goes!

Listen2Reason

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
7

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Hey, I would have put my entries in the forum of haiku if you’d asked.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Listen2Reason Posted:

Hey, I would have put my entries in the forum of haiku if you’d asked.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Listen2Reason Posted:

Hey, I would have put my entries in the forum of haiku if you’d asked.

No…that would’ve been wrong. There needed to be at least some craftsmanship on my part. Thanks for the offer, though!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

No…that would’ve been wrong. There needed to be at least some craftsmanship on my part. Thanks for the offer, though!

Purchasing Ideas

Jalapeno goes to troll

The Haiku Death Match

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

Adapt Posted:

Actually its over 30,000 words.

You say that like 30,000 isn’t over 3000.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

He who was a mod

But quit to report more posts

MC Banhammer

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