You are currently looking at Flamebate, our community forums. Players can discuss the game here, strategize, and role play as their characters.
You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.
JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!
|
|||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
My mother said don’t run with scissors; I did, yet I’m fine. My mother said to always wear a condom, too…
*****
“We’re getting married!” Billy said. “What job will you do to support kids, you two are only 10!” “Well, so far we’ve been lucky.”
*****
When you party with animals, don’t be surprised if you wake up neutered.
*****
Her bangs tickle when she gives me head, and do a great job of covering the lobotomy scar.
*****
A mug, a candle, homemade leather ties; he uses every part of every woman. Waste not, want not. StarkJade edited this message on 07/29/2010 10:01PM |
||||||
| Posted On: 07/29/2010 9:47PM |
Rate this Post: 0
View StarkJade's Profile
|
#
  |
||||||
|
“Don’t worry,” he said, revving up the chainsaw. “It’s for a good cause.” |
||||||
| Posted On: 07/29/2010 11:57PM |
Rate this Post: 0
View Listen2Reason's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
By far this is the best post in this thread. |
||||||
| Posted On: 07/30/2010 12:53AM |
Rate this Post: 0
View MC Banhammer's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
Om nom nom nom,I can’t get enough of JB’s male reproductive organ. |
||||||
| Posted On: 07/30/2010 8:06AM |
Rate this Post: 2
AIDS woman's genitals
|
#
|
||||||
|
My post two above was an entry into the contest Log in to see images!
(This one’s not.) |
||||||
| Posted On: 07/30/2010 10:24AM |
Rate this Post: 2
View MC Banhammer's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
Any two year old that can blow smoke rings can’t be half bad in the sack…... |
||||||
| Posted On: 07/30/2010 4:09PM |
Rate this Post: 0
bumUglyJeff
|
#
|
||||||
|
I smiled up at my little sister with blood clots between my teeth. Eight seemed so young to begin menstruating. |
||||||
| Posted On: 07/30/2010 7:05PM |
Rate this Post: -1
View YiffInHell2's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
As he photographed me bending over and stretching my bum, I knew that I had to post these pictures online. |
||||||
| Posted On: 07/30/2010 7:13PM |
Rate this Post: 0
View YiffInHell2's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
Glenn Beck sobbed effeminately, but his fans never suspected that it was because both he and Hannity were HIV positive. |
||||||
| Posted On: 07/30/2010 10:07PM |
Rate this Post: 0
View YiffInHell2's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
I never did give Jonbenet Ramsey that lollipop I promised her. YiffInHell2 edited this message on 07/30/2010 10:16PM |
||||||
| Posted On: 07/30/2010 10:08PM |
Rate this Post: 0
View YiffInHell2's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
Helpful tip: Pick YiffInHell2.
He’s slaying everyone else. |
|||||||
| Posted On: 07/30/2010 10:15PM |
Rate this Post: -1
View mterek's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
I guess its actually a good thing that jb is the judge of this contest. |
||||||
| Posted On: 07/30/2010 10:19PM |
Rate this Post: 2
View Adapt's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
mterek Posted:
Thanks! Log in to see images! |
||||||
| Posted On: 07/30/2010 10:22PM |
Rate this Post: -2
View YiffInHell2's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
You should resubmit the corpse/maggots one. It was deleted along with an entire page of your entries during the database downtime. |
|||||||
| Posted On: 07/30/2010 10:24PM |
Rate this Post: -1
View mterek's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
Surprisingly, drowning Vivian and the kids in my stale **** did not solve the debts problem with Greori. |
||||||
| Posted On: 07/31/2010 4:29PM |
Rate this Post: 1
View Aldo_Anything's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
AIDS woman's genitals posted a swastika in CD. |
||||||
| Posted On: 07/31/2010 5:17PM |
Rate this Post: 1
View Bacchus's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
Somehow the pizza always tasted better when delivered by Carlos, and he’s always so happy even though Ronald had never tipped in his life. |
||||||
| Posted On: 07/31/2010 5:32PM |
Rate this Post: 1
View Bacchus's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
Son, dogs squirm when ****ed. But die when skinned. So cut off the labia majora first, then finish while you enjoy. It’s that easy. Log in to see images! |
||||||
| Posted On: 07/31/2010 5:41PM |
Rate this Post: 0
View Bacchus's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
The mistake most parents make is not shaking the baby early enough so it never gets used to it. |
||||||
| Posted On: 07/31/2010 5:42PM |
Rate this Post: 2
View Bacchus's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
He hesitated for a moment knowing he’d be hated, humiliated and hunted. Then crossed the border into Arizona. |
||||||
| Posted On: 07/31/2010 6:07PM |
Rate this Post: 1
View Bacchus's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
