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JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction! | |||||||
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The Ebola virus could not be allowed to spread from the maternity ward. We prepared our flamethrowers for the task ahead. |
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Posted On: 07/27/2010 1:54AM | View YiffInHell2's Profile | # | ||||||
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Hitler ran his fingers lovingly through Anne Frank’s dark hair.
Then he tossed it back on the pile to be woven into socks for submariners. |
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Posted On: 07/27/2010 2:03AM | View YiffInHell2's Profile | # | ||||||
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I got The BP from JB and spend all on “Change your color in IDC” before you detect either of them and cheated in this contest The nerd o powa edited this message on 07/27/2010 9:57AM |
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Posted On: 07/27/2010 9:56AM | View The nerd o powa's Profile | # | ||||||
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“Eat **** and die!” she yelled. “But darling,” I replied coquettishly, “Eating **** is the only way I can feel alive.” |
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Posted On: 07/27/2010 11:23AM | View StarkJade's Profile | # | ||||||
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The BP is a lie and the winner is pre-chosen |
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Posted On: 07/27/2010 11:27AM | View The nerd o powa's Profile | # | ||||||
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“Google it? Pshaw. I use Ask.com.” |
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Posted On: 07/27/2010 11:32AM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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hey i have and spent the BP so please don’t bother about continuing the contest The nerd o powa edited this message on 07/27/2010 2:10PM |
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Posted On: 07/27/2010 2:10PM | View The nerd o powa's Profile | # | ||||||
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i met a girl i said hey u hot she said **** off **** i said if your left leg is thanks giving and your right leg is christmas can i visit you between the holidays the i got slapped,drunk and Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 07/27/2010 5:00PM | you ****ing bum ... | # | ||||||
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Her left eye sitting comfortably next to her, in a pool of black blood, she recapped her 16 years of life and shot herself in the head. |
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Posted On: 07/27/2010 5:27PM | View Teh Cezar's Profile | # | ||||||
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Tom wasn’t really a doctor. However, when for some people the cure for cancer is potbumium cyanide, there isn’t much evil left in the world to care about. |
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Posted On: 07/27/2010 5:28PM | View Teh Cezar's Profile | # | ||||||
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Beaten and humiliated, she looked up, spit a mouthful of semen and asked, words flowing through her rare teeth: “Can I go now, Mr President?” |
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Posted On: 07/27/2010 5:30PM | View Teh Cezar's Profile | # | ||||||
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Usually, a job is fun if you get your hands on something cool. For a pathologist, it’s fun if you get your hands in someone cool. |
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Posted On: 07/27/2010 5:31PM | View Teh Cezar's Profile | # | ||||||
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As if he was defusing a bomb, he cut through the plethora of nerve endings. Being a surgeon is so much fun with vodka. |
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Posted On: 07/27/2010 5:32PM | View Teh Cezar's Profile | # | ||||||
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male reproductive organS IN MY bum male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD male reproductive organS IN MY bum |
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Posted On: 07/27/2010 7:22PM | View Johnald The Robo...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Since it seems to only take one to encourage others, I guess I need to make the “warning” public.
This isn’t a trolling contest. Your entries can be trolly, but that doesn’t mean you can **** on other people’s entries or make nonsense or spammy posts.
Anything like that from here out will get the normal ban. |
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Posted On: 07/27/2010 8:07PM | View spacekadt's Profile | # | ||||||
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He was trapped. He had no choice but to dig his way out. Eventually, the baby burst through its mother’s chest. |
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Posted On: 07/27/2010 10:56PM | View Jubbles's Profile | # | ||||||
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“The time has come, my friend,” said Francois soothingly, “to end your suffering.” I started worrying about his method when I heard the zipper. |
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Posted On: 07/27/2010 10:59PM | View Jubbles's Profile | # | ||||||
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“If I can’t have her, no one can!” he screamed as he set fire to the nursing home. |
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Posted On: 07/27/2010 11:00PM | View Jubbles's Profile | # | ||||||
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“So, come here often?” he asked, desire permeating his words. “Moo,” came the reply. |
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Posted On: 07/27/2010 11:01PM | View Jubbles's Profile | # | ||||||
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Timothy shoved the bumerknife down his rectum whilst enjoying his glbum of santorum. |
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Posted On: 07/28/2010 4:44PM | View Karpolo's Profile | # | ||||||