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Shock JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

The Ebola virus could not be allowed to spread from the maternity ward. We prepared our flamethrowers for the task ahead.

YiffInHell2

Avatar: 189845 2010-04-21 19:44:38 -0400
10

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Hitler ran his fingers lovingly through Anne Frank’s dark hair.

Then he tossed it back on the pile to be woven into socks for submariners.

I got The BP from JB and spend all on “Change your color in IDC” before you detect either of them and cheated in this contest

The nerd o powa edited this message on 07/27/2010 9:57AM

StarkJade

Avatar: 27559 2010-03-31 16:35:19 -0400
108

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Better Living Through Chemicals

“Eat **** and die!” she yelled.

“But darling,” I replied coquettishly, “Eating **** is the only way I can feel alive.

The BP is a lie and the winner is pre-chosen

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

“Google it? Pshaw. I use Ask.com.”

hey i have and spent the BP so please don’t bother about continuing the contest

The nerd o powa edited this message on 07/27/2010 2:10PM

you ****ing -
bum bastard

Avatar: Code (Green)

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 9 Hacker

“Script Kiddie”

i met a girl

i said hey u hot

she said **** off ****

i said if your left leg is thanks giving and your right leg is christmas can i visit you between the holidays

the i got slapped,drunk and Log in to see images!

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Her left eye sitting comfortably next to her, in a pool of black blood, she recapped her 16 years of life and shot herself in the head.

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Tom wasn’t really a doctor. However, when for some people the cure for cancer is potbumium cyanide, there isn’t much evil left in the world to care about.

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Beaten and humiliated, she looked up, spit a mouthful of semen and asked, words flowing through her rare teeth: “Can I go now, Mr President?”

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Usually, a job is fun if you get your hands on something cool. For a pathologist, it’s fun if you get your hands in someone cool.

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

As if he was defusing a bomb, he cut through the plethora of nerve endings. Being a surgeon is so much fun with vodka.

Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

male reproductive organS IN MY bum male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD male reproductive organS IN MY bum

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Since it seems to only take one to encourage others, I guess I need to make the “warning” public.

This isn’t a trolling contest. Your entries can be trolly, but that doesn’t mean you can **** on other people’s entries or make nonsense or spammy posts.

Anything like that from here out will get the normal ban.

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
106

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

He was trapped. He had no choice but to dig his way out. Eventually, the baby burst through its mother’s chest.

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
106

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

“The time has come, my friend,” said Francois soothingly, “to end your suffering.” I started worrying about his method when I heard the zipper.

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
106

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

“If I can’t have her, no one can!” he screamed as he set fire to the nursing home.

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
106

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

“So, come here often?” he asked, desire permeating his words. “Moo,” came the reply.

Karpolo

Avatar: 168545 2011-01-26 23:03:08 -0500
7

[Club Penguin HQ]

Level 28 Hacker

“1337”

Timothy shoved the bumerknife down his rectum whilst enjoying his glbum of santorum.

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