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JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!
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Shotgun wedding; chainsaw divorce. |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 11:32PM |
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Getting the baby formula into the daycare was a LOT harder than getting the LSD into the baby formula. |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 11:34PM |
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I wouldn’t blame his parents entirely, it’s more like someone sneezed into his IVF tube while he was gestating. |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 11:38PM |
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The speed limit is an UPPER limit, not a lower one. I’m going to keep going 15 mph in the left lane. |
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| Posted On: 07/26/2010 12:53PM |
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this post is actually a shock pic <==== |
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| Posted On: 07/26/2010 1:07PM |
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Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/26/2010 1:14PM |
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The nosey Pirate looked at the Ninja, “Prepare for the love!” he said before smashing his 20 inch male reproductive organ into the heart of life. |
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| Posted On: 07/26/2010 1:43PM |
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Having read all the entries in this thread, I now must masturbate.
(*Note: The above is indeed my entry. The truth behind it is merely coincidental.) |
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| Posted On: 07/26/2010 2:44PM |
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Joey continued to strangle himself as he anally raped a baby Kangaroo who was presently ****ting itself. His hermaphrodite sister continued sodomizing his ear. |
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| Posted On: 07/26/2010 2:55PM |
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I **** baby dolphins. |
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| Posted On: 07/26/2010 3:53PM |
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AIDS woman's genitals
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Her fingers tapped on the keys. When does he take his male reproductive organ out of my mouth? He tightened the straps and checked the IV. “Out?” |
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| Posted On: 07/26/2010 4:42PM |
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“Wait!” He licked his lips and scowled. “That’s not horse great times—it’s dog great times!” |
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| Posted On: 07/26/2010 4:58PM |
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It’s only enjoy if you get caught! |
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| Posted On: 07/26/2010 5:04PM |
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AIDS woman's genitals
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She holds the world record for simultaneous gangbang partners. It’s amazing what they can do with surgery nowadays. |
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| Posted On: 07/26/2010 5:12PM |
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“Gah!” He shook his foot. “There’s something in my shoe!” “Oh, don’t worry,” she laughed. “I just had to take a ****.” |
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| Posted On: 07/26/2010 5:17PM |
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I know it takes a lot of preparation, but there’s just nothing like drinking a gallon of your own great times. |
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| Posted On: 07/26/2010 5:24PM |
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Then they realized: Adoption takes much longer, and costs much more, than abduction. |
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| Posted On: 07/26/2010 5:28PM |
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Some people wonder what the sound of two tons of human excrement hitting the pavement after falling twelve stories is. It’s actually “SPLURB”. |
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| Posted On: 07/26/2010 6:24PM |
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Blood and semen leaked from the little slave girl’s ravaged virginity, and she sobbed pitifully as her master left to finish the Declaration of Independence. |
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| Posted On: 07/27/2010 1:40AM |
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Not only had Pam Anderson successfully ****ed the Eiffel Tower, she had somehow given it gonorrhea. Paris was now completely submerged in infectious green pus. |
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| Posted On: 07/27/2010 1:51AM |
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