Forumwarz is the first "Massively Single-Player" online RPG completely built around Internet culture.

You are currently looking at Flamebate, our community forums. Players can discuss the game here, strategize, and role play as their characters.

You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.

Log in or Learn about Forumwarz

Civil Discussion
Switch to Role-Playing Civil Discussion
Shock JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!

Kittysan

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re
82

Level 40 Re-Re

I'm a fabulous person who goes back on Dom ties

She doesn’t understand those outrages. Mere drawings of naked boys aren’t hurting anyone. At least not her little brother, who always enjoys being her model…

Kittysan edited this message on 07/25/2010 12:29AM

Kittysan

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re
82

Level 40 Re-Re

I'm a fabulous person who goes back on Dom ties

“Father, I wonder…” says young beautiful Adam. ”...Is there really heaven?”

“Yes, my son.” Father Michael smiles kindly. “Take off your clothes, I’ll show you.”

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

And then kittysan, after making the bold accusation of plagarism, ****ING DARED the man to go grocery shopping naked.

Kittysan

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re
82

Level 40 Re-Re

I'm a fabulous person who goes back on Dom ties

Old lady Felicia loved her cats so much. When her money finally ran out, she slit her wrist, leaving her corpse for them to eat.

Kittysan

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re
82

Level 40 Re-Re

I'm a fabulous person who goes back on Dom ties

Having killed his father and bedded his mother, Oedipus went insane, gouged his eyes out, and died.

His two sons found him and skull-****ed him.

Kittysan edited this message on 07/25/2010 1:25AM

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Kittysan Posted:

What?

It’s called Transgressive Nanofiction, you know, the point of the contest?

Kittysan

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re
82

Level 40 Re-Re

I'm a fabulous person who goes back on Dom ties

Skyman747 Posted:

And then kittysan, after making the bold accusation of plagarism, ****ING DARED the man to go grocery shopping naked.

The plagiarist and his friends knew, if they used enough ad hominem, name-calling and mockery, they could divert readers’ attentions from the crime. And they did!

Kittysan edited this message on 07/25/2010 1:34AM

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

Kittysan Posted:

The plagiarist and his friends knew, if they used enough ad hominem, name-calling and mockery, they could divert readers’ attention from the crime. And they did!

Number of words: 26

Kittysan

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re
82

Level 40 Re-Re

I'm a fabulous person who goes back on Dom ties

Guess “ad hominem” count as two words. In that case…

The plagiarist and friends knew, if they used enough ad hominem, name-calling and mockery, they could divert readers’ attentions from the crime. And they did!

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

Its weird how letters with spaces between them are not one word.

I spammed this thread

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

name-calling is debatable too; an automated word count would call it one word because there’s no space, but should it be “name-calling” or “name calling”.

Adapt Posted:

Dude I was just saying, it didn’t matter to me how long it was but i thought i would tell you.

Tone never comes through properly in text. Maybe if I had covered that liberally in Log in to see images!s… except that would have looked fabulous persongy and lame.

There was also going to be more nanofiction here but then I couldn’t think of anything. Log in to see images!

i keep trying to be the last poster for that thread

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Why the **** does everyone make it about forumwarz

Teh Cezar Posted:

Why the **** does everyone make it about forumwarz

i lied about the “avoid being banned part”

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2013-05-25 22:35:57 -0400
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

I LOVE POSTING ON FORUMWARZ!

­She wiped her mouth and smiled. I slipped a twenty to her kindergarten teacher after I dropped her off for the cocaine.

b-d

Avatar: Code (Green)
8

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

The screaming at my bedroom closet door keeps my ogres horny all night long.

StarkJade

Avatar: 27559 2010-03-31 16:35:19 -0400
106

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Better Living Through Chemicals

Grandma was uptight; but then, anyone who wakes up naked and chained to a wall usually is.

*****

I couldn’t believe he was going to tell his mother! “Who did this to you?” she asked, “Pop,” went that weasel.

*****

Our path was fraught with peril. And methamphetamine.

*****

He told me once, “You can’t un-sharpen a pencil.” Turns out it’s the same deal for fingers.

*****

A bowling ball? You’re not psychopathic, you’re just plain weird.

*****

It was huge, despite his handicap.

StarkJade edited this message on 07/27/2010 11:24AM

StarkJade

Avatar: 27559 2010-03-31 16:35:19 -0400
106

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Better Living Through Chemicals

Also, for meta-types:

They wrote my biography as trangressive nanofiction.

Also, I think I know the point of this game; they’re replacing INCIT with a different game, where they give you a sentence, and you have to draw a picture for it in MS Paint.

StarkJade edited this message on 07/25/2010 10:08PM

StarkJade

Avatar: 27559 2010-03-31 16:35:19 -0400
106

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Better Living Through Chemicals

A worthwhile weekend, even as I **** razor blades.

*****

“Sudden Death” is a pretty dark sports metaphor, but not as dark as “Face Off” has come to mean to me.

*****

I said, “Bottoms up,” and then the glbum was, but she was already. I got the glbum to do it without ropes, though.

*****

“I used to skin rabbits,” I said, licking the knifeblade, “But I doubt I’ll be able to sell your skinny bum in a Chinatown storefront.”

*****

“Okay, I’ll eat it,” she sighed, taking a mouthful, “But do you know how much trans-fat is in these kids today?”

Internet Delay Chat
Have fun playing!
To chat with other players, you must Join Forumwarz or Log In now!