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Wheels Are Vampires Lame? The answer might surprise you.
Poll: Are Vampires Lame?
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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

With Twilight and True Blood and all their knockoffs, are vampires lame?


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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

They used to be pretty awesome but yeah this crap ruined it. Ever since vampires started sparkling instead of burning when they saw sun.


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****tard

Avatar: 164527 2010-01-24 16:15:19 -0500
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[The Scrotal Safety-
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Level 37 Camwhore

moo

i always thought they were lame. ever read the ann rice novels? those vampires are totally homo.

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Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

It all started with the ‘Kindred: The Embraced’ TV series. Vampires could survive for a short time in sunlight if they’d recently fed. After that, it all went downhill from there.


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 69 Troll

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Yeah. Even Angel got pretty lame after awhile.


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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

****tard Posted:

i always thought they were lame. ever read the ann rice novels? those vampires are totally homo.

I have similar thoughts.


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Avatar: 25677 Tue Mar 31 17:59:16 -0400 2009

Level 35 Emo Kid

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was Posted:

I have similar thoughts.

YOU HAVE VAMPIRIC HOMO THOUGHTS?

NO WONDER YOU CANT BE GOVERNOR NO MORE.


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Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
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[The Scrotal Safety-
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Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Albeit I might agree with the topic itself, but how could you compare something as awesome as True Blood with something as pathetic as Twilight?


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****tard

Avatar: 164527 2010-01-24 16:15:19 -0500
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[The Scrotal Safety-
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Level 37 Camwhore

moo

sorry but true blood is terrible. the dialogue is awkward and the acting is p bad as well.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

I’ve never seen true blood cause it’s on rich people cable but from what I’ve heard it’s bad.


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

****tard

Avatar: 164527 2010-01-24 16:15:19 -0500
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[The Scrotal Safety-
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Level 37 Camwhore

moo

my bf downloads it every week and i call him a fabulous person for it.

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Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

The only time vampires were not lame was in Bram Stoker’s and Interview with a Vampire.

Everything else is downright awful (what I’ve seen anyway).


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Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
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[love is a dog from-
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Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Skyman747 Posted:

They used to be pretty awesome but yeah this crap ruined it. Ever since vampires started sparkling instead of burning when they saw sun.

this


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im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

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­This is probably one of the few that isn’t lame imo. Log in to see images!

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Yeah, anime vampires are totally awesome

Log in to see images! Skyman747 edited this message on 07/16/2010 12:40AM


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Ger-Man

Avatar: 75072 2010-07-15 14:18:11 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Permanoob

WeChall sucks

VAMPIRES ARE NOT LAME
WHAT KIDS MAKE OUT OF
IT IS LAME THOUGH. JUST
ASK MOSQUITOR, HE IS
A BLOODSUCKER HIMSELF
BUT DO YOU HEAR HIM
COMPLAINING ABOUT THE
RECENT HYPE? NO. HE IS
COOL WITH IT.

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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
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Level 35 Troll

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god ****ing damn it aldo shut up


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Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

Havana Banana Posted:

god ****ing damn it aldo shut up

AGREEING WITH HABORT ITP


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Orifice

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[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

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Vampires aren’t dead yet.

(Hilarious pun, fully intended)

scullyangel

Avatar: 44656 Mon Aug 17 23:47:33 -0400 2009
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[Good Omens]

Level 39 Camwhore

If I was a gila monster you could be my devil ray.

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