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HaggisBasher

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 25 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

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Hello,

My brother is missing. Above is a picture of him two weeks before he disappeared. We were playing wiffle ball the day before I noticed him missing. He kept throwing the ball really slowly making me miss it when I would swing. It really ****ed me off. I told him that I hated him and I never wanted him to come back. But he’s been gone for three days now and I feel really bad about it. My parents are on vacation so they don’t know about it yet. But when they find out, I am going to be in serious trouble. I might even be grounded for my whole lifetime!!!! If you know anything about his whereabouts, please post in this thread! I really need him to come home soon before mom and dad get back from their trip. Your help will surely save my brother years before he becomes one of God’s precious angels.

Sincerely with hope and remorse,

Haggy

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

maybe a few days on the streets will help your brother drop a few pounds.


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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

Yeah, your brother is looking a bit chubby.

I hope you aren’t as much of a fatbum as him.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Warpvader

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2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I just saw a fat kid walking across a street 5 minutes ago.

He oddly resembled the kid in the picture too…

Oh well, probably just out to get an ice cream or something.


I can’t think of something creative and imaginative, so I’m just going to have to do with this sentence right here.

HaggisBasher

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6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 25 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

My brother is gluten intolerant and has had trouble in the past with keeping his weight down due to processed wheat being in so many foods. This is serious, please don’t make fun of him. Keep posting in this thread for more tips about his whereabouts!

Verminator

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

how’s about looking IN UR HUGE FOLDS OF WOBBLY ARSE FAT

FAT ****ING woman's genitals


I’M IN UR FORUM

TAKING OVER USING ALL CAPS

CAPTAIN SODA

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[THE BURGER KING BI-
RTHDAY POWAR CLUB
]

Level 12 Re-Re

LEGALLY PATENTED THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK

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HaggisBasher

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 25 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Has anybody found my brother yet! It’s been four days!

MuddyBallzFl-
ap

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[1337 House]

Level 14 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

LOLZ i been usin him on my site!11!1 every1 thought he wuz a very special midget!!!!


mammary glands rule

Nailbomb

Avatar: 136542 Sun Apr 12 01:12:37 -0400 2009
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 69 Troll

the guy that rolled around in **** the most

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