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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[Forumwarz One Act -
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Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Are the deaf allowed to drive?

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[Forumwarz One Act -
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Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Can you masturbate with a phantom limb?

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
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Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

was Posted:

Can you masturbate with a phantom limb?

Ghost handjob

woo woo woo

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Master_Troll Posted:

Ghost handjob

woo woo woo

why do you keep saying that?

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
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Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

was Posted:

Can you masturbate with a phantom limb?

Which limb is the phantom limb?

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

was Posted:

Can you masturbate with a phantom limb?

That’s caused by the neurons in the part of the brain that used to be there to receive input from the limb being rebumigned to other things. If they’ve not de-linked from their old connections then it creates the sensation of the limb being there when they’re activated as part of whatever job they were put to.

So… short answer, no. The phantom limb is an artefact created by the brain’s incomplete rewiring.

More interesting question. Does this illusion (link) mean you could get off by having someone give a handjob to a dildo?

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

AIDS woman's genitals Posted:

Which limb is the phantom limb?

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scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Good old FWZ. I’ll cover the other. Yes.

As a side note, you shouldn’t have chopped off your foot when it itched if you knew you would need it again to masturbate. Log in to see images!

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

scully Posted:

IMPORTANT QUESTION:

I’ve missed you, scully. Where’ve you been?

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

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I’m trying to become a speed runner on KoL without reading other people’s ascension logs. I can’t figure out where the bonus stats are coming from on day two. They have to be happening on day two. Log in to see images!

Will Forumwarz Orange be renamed to Forumwarz Oranje if we win tomorrow?

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Why do the Dutch think they have a chance against spain?

Phantom Limb

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[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
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Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

was Posted:

Can you masturbate with a phantom limb?

I’ll handle this. According to ‘The Trial of The Monarch’, yes:

.

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Dr. Girlfriend: (examining her old outfit) What are these hard chunks?

Phantom Limb: (momentarily panicked, then smoothly recovering) My… tears.

The Monarch: Tears?? You have to be kidding me! You know that sick deformed slob was… (shudders) You know he was pounding his invisible meat all over…

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[Forumwarz One Act -
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Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

man-man Posted:

More interesting question. Does this illusion (link) mean you could get off by having someone give a handjob to a dildo?

As your question is worded, No.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[Forumwarz One Act -
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Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Phantom Limb Posted:

I’ll handle this. According to ‘The Trial of The Monarch’, yes:

.

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Dr. Girlfriend: (examining her old outfit) What are these hard chunks?

Phantom Limb: (momentarily panicked, then smoothly recovering) My… tears.

The Monarch: Tears?? You have to be kidding me! You know that sick deformed slob was… (shudders) You know he was pounding his invisible meat all over…

Your limbs are merely invisible. Or they are out of phase of our visible spectrum or something, I don’t know.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Why do first person shooters have to have a zombie DLC?

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

was Posted:

Why do first person shooters have to have a zombie DLC?

Because zombies are fictional and thus you don’t need an explanation to how hoardes of them showed up. Other things commonly shot in FPS such as Nazis and Arabs are real and thus it would raise questions if billions of them keep coming at you.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

was Posted:

As your question is worded, No.

Hmm, you’re right… to induce the illusory feeling the rubber male reproductive organ was your own male reproductive organ, you’d have to get someone to simultaneously stimulate both of them.

Although, maybe once the illusion’s set up you could switch to just giving the dildo a handjob, and because your brain was fooled into thinking it was your own male reproductive organ it’d respond to that.

Unlikely though, the illusion would probably break down if someone started rubbing on only the rubber one, and you weren’t getting any feedback from the real thing.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Skyman747 Posted:

Why do the Dutch think they have a chance against spain?

Because a parrot said so Log in to see images!

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
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Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

swine Posted:

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