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Business Insane Gambling/Bidding Contest (Here On Purpose)

earzo7

Avatar: Server Hacker

Level 13 Hacker

“Ohacku”

This is basicly a way you (and me, but mostly you), to make BP. Don’t know what to do? Send a sum of at least 5 BP to me. I will see who sends in the most by July 12th*. The one who sends in the highest gets 50% plus the BP that they sent in** as a reward, the rest goes into my “Forum Wars Episode 2” funding. If you loose you may have another chance!***

*This date could change, as I am going on vacation soon.

**If a single payment makes up more than 50% the person will get all the BP, so give a ton.

***I may or may not reopen this, as a public service.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

forum wars

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

CrinkzPipe Posted:

forum wars

tee hee forum wars

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

So is this like a “Forum Wars” split the pot or what?

futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
13

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Troll

This user causes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!!!

earzo7 Posted:

If you loose you may have another chance!

Loose in what ways?

Finny

Avatar: 57559 2011-07-31 00:11:12 -0400
7

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

BUMPS EVERYWHERE

Lord of christ the typos

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

I sent in 0Log in to see images!

I’m winning so far

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

actually I will promise to give exatly what is in the pot at the end of this “contest” therefore I get 50% back plus what I give

Therefore if the pot is X at the end I will give X therefore I will win and therefore I will get 50% which is X and then get X back which is mine therefore OP will get nothing and I will get all the bp

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

earzo7 Posted:

This is basicly a way you (and me, but mostly you), to make BP. Don’t know what to do? Send a sum of at least 5 BP to me. I will see who sends in the most by July 12th*. The one who sends in the highest gets 50% plus the BP that they sent in** as a reward, the rest goes into my “Forum Wars Episode 2” funding. If you loose you may have another chance!***

*This date could change, as I am going on vacation soon.

**If a single payment makes up more than 50% the person will get all the BP, so give a ton.

***I may or may not reopen this, as a public service.

I am quoting this before you edit it. I guess this is a Toxx quote or something idk

If we all give exactly 5 then we all win. He owes everyone 5 bp plus half the total.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

SanDyk Posted:

actually I will promise to give exatly what is in the pot at the end of this “contest” therefore I get 50% back plus what I give

Therefore if the pot is X at the end I will give X therefore I will win and therefore I will get 50% which is X and then get X back which is mine therefore OP will get nothing and I will get all the bp

Log in to see images!

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Bacchus Posted:

If we all give exactly 5 then we all win. He owes everyone 5 bp plus half the total.

but I’m not giving exactly 5 I’m giving exatly what’s in the pot which will be a multiple of 5 because people will try to cheat the system by paying the same thing even though the OP clearly stated that there’s ONE winner. It doesn’t matter what you will be paying because I’m just going to pay the ammount that’s in the pot so I win.

In fact lets just skip this contest alltogether and just give the BP to me. I mean you weren’t going to do anything with it if you’re using it to play silly “contests” like this.

Catloaf

Avatar: 183147 2010-04-18 05:32:51 -0400

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 4 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

im maths reterded

Catloaf edited this message on 07/07/2010 2:16PM

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
118

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

Evil Trout should send him 10,000, then he’d have to buy another 5,000.

Edit – I understood what’s going on here about as well as Catloaf did.

Catt although edited this message on 07/07/2010 7:02PM

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

oh man that’s easy 10,000 bp for me then

SanDyk edited this message on 07/07/2010 2:30PM

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
118

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

SanDyk Posted:

oh man that’s easy 10,000 bp for me then

Problem – you actually have to send it to the OP, which means you have to obtain it in some manner first.

Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
15

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

This has been tried a lot. Most recently, by me, and I at least tried to make it look a bit more clbumy and beneficial to the participants.

Openly saying, “I benefit too.” makes it plainly obvious that’s the reason you want people to play.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Catt although Posted:

Problem – you actually have to send it to the OP, which means you have to obtain it in some manner first.

but it’s a hbumle for me to send 10,000 bp just to get it back with more bp isn’t it better for me to just get the bp straight away?

earzo7

Avatar: Server Hacker

Level 13 Hacker

“Ohacku”

I find that this will be easier with this detail-

Really, you are all puting your BP into a magic machine called me. If you put it in, half the suckers who put there money in may, be granting it to you. To simplfy the process, please place in only multiples of 5. If you don’t know what this is just send in

5

10

25

50

100

500

1000

2000

3000

4000

5000

or 10000 BP

In the case of a large tie, discribed above, I will resort to choosing a person by random draw. Smaller ties (2-4 people), will be divided evenly. I will not get a share in the case of small ties, unless there is a remainder after dividing, which I will, keep.

futhermocker Posted:

Loose in what ways?

You give the BP to me and it is not returned to you, due to being out bid.

earzo7 edited this message on 07/07/2010 6:40PM

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

earzo7 Posted:

You give the BP to me and it is not returned to you, due to being out bid.

He asked what would be “loose”. You are explaining what happens if you lose.

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