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The greatest game ever made (sorta NSFW)
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New Fantasia: porno arcade game circa 1995 (rom).
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1. No other game in the world offers a character selection screen that features Robocop, Saddam Hussein, Uncle Fester, the Terminator, Yasir Arafat, and of course, Robin Williams from the movie Toys. It’s just that awesome.
2. Mind blowing soundtrack featuring 5-6 second long continuously looped MIDI’s from “Pretty Woman” and “(I saw) The Sign”. Trust me, your ears will thank you.
3. Motivating text such as “I will must be a winner” and “Enjoy with me” keeps you pumped when the going gets tough.
4. Gameplay consists of cutting out low resolution pictures of naked women while avoiding monsters and male reproductive organroaches. I contest this is nothing less than a profound metaphor for life itself, and is done intentionally to make us philosophically question our humanity. New Fantasia packs much more under it’s surface than just pixelated boobies.
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| Posted On: 06/28/2010 4:37PM |
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Those games with pixel porn girls were quite common in Italian arcades during the late 80’s/early 90’s. Haven’t seen this one with an indeed phantastic character selection though I wish I had Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/28/2010 4:47PM |
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Ha..ha..ha.. That made me chuckle Log in to see images! “I WILL MUST BE A WINNER” ..... Any BROtRRers in here ?? YOU’RE WINNER ! ========================== We are few We are happy few We are a Band of BROtRRers ==========================
(see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Rigs:_Over_the_Road_Racing if you’re confused) |
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| Posted On: 07/13/2010 11:16PM |
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Testudo Posted:i wasn’t confused. just not the slightest bit interested |
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| Posted On: 07/14/2010 12:17AM |
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Celerysteve Posted:This is symbolism! Really deep, intense, thought-provoking symbolism. Really modern, Harry. I mean Steve. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/14/2010 1:34AM |
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Professor Commie PhD Posted:
that’s fine… only a BROtRRer will understand my previous post Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/14/2010 2:48AM |
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well thank goodness for that then, as it seems all you did was posted a meme localized in that internet cul-de-sac over here just to prove that you are part of a community and bring up whatever brotrr means |
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| Posted On: 07/14/2010 12:36PM |
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Professor Commie PhD Posted: —-> nah, I’m not a part of any brotrr-related community. In fact, I doubt if there’s any community at all. —-> brotrr is a game with grammar stupidity on par with New Fantasia. Needless to say, that screenshot quickly reminded me of brottr. —-> my post was a joke shout-out for any brottr’s followers (you know…so bad it’s good…Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/15/2010 12:50AM |
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Testudo Posted:Ok. |
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| Posted On: 07/15/2010 12:52AM |
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can we just agree Testudo trolled himself. |
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| Posted On: 07/15/2010 3:06AM |
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Celerysteve Posted:
But why Robocop? Clearly the other five are history’s greatest monsters, but Robocop was nice.
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| Posted On: 07/15/2010 5:06AM |
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CrinkzPipe Posted:
it was unintentional, but yeah, I could agree with that.. |
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| Posted On: 07/15/2010 9:04AM |
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