Nicco Posted:

rustin peace

006ruler Posted:

so…

is that what we’re supposed to post?

no

006ruler is desperate for BP and has nothing to contribute to this thread.

EDITED, my post is down.

ive literally been nailing down doors and windows and **** and idk trying not to drown what else do other people do in storms

How can we make storms in this thread is there’s no sun, or water, or a sky to start it? You said you want a storm, but the only thing we can do is posting. For the posting to become a storm, we’d need to post water, then sun to turn it into vapour, and then a sky so the storm could come from somewhere. But then, we’d have to figure out what posts are each one of them. We could use man-man’s science method, but it would take a long time to work, since we would need to test lots of posts to see what posts are sky, sun and water. And you would’t tell us, since then goal is to make a full storm, not sky, sun or water. So we’d have to test different combinations of posts, until we managed to make a full storm.

And it doesn’t end here. If we wanted to make a storm of the size we wanted, we’d need to combine the other 3 elements in exact ammounts. And since you’re not telling us how to do it, we’d have to test the post combinations in different sizes. That, of course, bumuming the ammount of water/sun/sky is proportional to the size of the post, which we cannot be sure. Now, based in the math laws of combination, that would take one hell of a long time. Months, or maybe years. Forumwarz might as well cease to exist before we end it. This huge ammount of time would be better used by going to the streets and begging for money, to buy the bp we want.

Of couse, we could develop a program that would write random posts for us, and make the science process way, way faster. But then, you would have to read all the posts, and since you already have both contests e-peens, I doubt you’d want to go through such a big effort just to please some forumwarz users. You would probably give the bp to some random person, like you did to 006ruler, since the criteria of this contest is totally subjective. Besides, by writing such a huge ammounts of posts, we would risk being banned for trolling. Or for creating multiple accounts, since the only way to post faster and avoid the posting time rule would be to make multiple accounts and have all of them work the program.

So, for this reason, I must conclude that this contest is not worth wasting time on it. Neither for you, nor for us. It would be if you raised the bp award, which would act as a good incentive for us to devise a better method to figure out this contest’s riddle. Or maybe, you could just tell us what the hell we have to do. But then, that would ruin the point of it, which is to figure out what we have to do.

Therefore, this contest comes to a halt, since we still want the bp (I’m desperate for it), but can’t think of a way to get it. Further thinking is needed to find a solution to this problem.

wow shut the **** up im not sure why youre having such a problem with either of these concepts ok first of all hes offering bp to people who post up a storm it says so in the first post with a ranking system ok next if you cant figure out how else to get bp you could just buy them and stop being poor or something

Me too, my despair for episode 3 is equal of the combined despair of every person who posted or is gonna post in this thread, + 1. And if my previous post wasn’t enough of a storm, I have nothing else of value to contribute to this thread.

u gotta fite 4ur righte 2 BPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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You only need three things to start a storm. A funk storm. And those three things are Earth, Wind, and Fire.

Oh yeah.