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TV ITT: Vuvuzelas

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

mterek Posted:

Fran could have testified had this topic been made earlier in the past.

She lives in south america not south africa

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

SanDyk Posted:

She lives in south america not south africa

Wikipedia Posted:

A similar instrument (known as corneta in Brazil and other Latin American countries) is used by football fans in South America

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2013-08-07 00:24:18 -0400
115

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

And I thought the PA systems at NBA games were bad . . .

Bashy

Avatar: 97127 Tue Jan 06 09:47:16 -0500 2009
37

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

platypus.

I’d like to take a moment to have a serious academic discussion about the Vuvuzela and its cultural heritage and significance, as it applies to the World Cup.

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Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2013-08-07 00:24:18 -0400
115

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

Wikipedia is your friend:

Vuvuzelas have been controversial. They have been bumociated with permanent noise-induced hearing loss, cited as a possible safety risk when spectators cannot hear evacuation announcements, and potentially spread colds and flu viruses on a greater scale than coughing or shouting. Vuvuzelas have also been blamed for drowning the sound and atmosphere of football games. Commentators have described the sound as “annoying” and “satanic” and compared it with “a stampede of noisy elephants”, “a deafening swarm of locusts”, “a goat on the way to slaughter”, and “a giant hive full of very angry bees”

In 2005, prominent black South African columnist and former sportswriter, Jon Qwelane, described the vuvuzela as “an instrument from hell” that had caused him to abandon watching live games, and urged that it be banned before the 2010 World Cup.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

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Not to mention, vuvuzelas can spread certain viruses!!

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

i am basically the best poster

Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

Inconnu Posted:

They are usually much smaller in Europe than those enormous ****s.

Wait, are we still talking about vuvuzelas?

xsundae

Avatar: 230091 2010-09-03 00:23:09 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 68 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

ouch my ears hurting Log in to see images!

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Sergeant Cid Posted:

Wait, are we still talking about vuvuzelas?

You just love male reproductive organ jokes don’t you?

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2013-05-25 22:35:57 -0400
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

I LOVE POSTING ON FORUMWARZ!

male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

You just love male reproductive organ don’t you?

­Fixed

xsundae

Avatar: 230091 2010-09-03 00:23:09 -0400
4

[WeChall]

Level 68 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Chuck Diesel Posted:

male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

You just love male reproductive organfacepants don’t you?

­Fixed

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xsundae

Avatar: 230091 2010-09-03 00:23:09 -0400
4

[WeChall]

Level 68 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

im thinking of getting a vuvuzela it looks like fun. wonder where i could buy it Log in to see images!

edit: oh wait-

xsundae edited this message on 06/16/2010 4:11PM

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Great job at the 2010 World Cup, South Africa!

...at proving why you’ll NEVER GET THEM AGAIN WITH THOSE ****ING VUVEZELA TRUMPETS. Log in to see images!

BTW, I’m pro vuvezela.

Also, I am not even surprised by Sergeant Cid’s love of male reproductive organ. Not in the least. Log in to see images!

Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

You just love male reproductive organ jokes don’t you?

Actually, I was referring to the change in the ball used in the game. It’s supposed to be bigger and more thickly padded, which is one of the ‘reasons’ that Green flubbed his save.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

no you were talking about male reproductive organs.

Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

Technically, I was asking if the topic of discussion had drifted, and if so, what specifically. Some people like to ‘project’, though, and there is humor in that.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

Sergeant Cid Posted:

’project’

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