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Religion 70 REASONS WHY WOMEN ARE USEFUL!!!!

Jeebbus

Avatar: Ron Paul

[The Super Adventur-
e Club
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

COOKING AND 69!!1!!!!1


1. IM ALWAIS RITE.

2. IF IM RONG, SEE 1.

demyztikx

Avatar: Chugging Beer
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Sure women can serve you edible food, but they always screw it up somehow. That’s why I do my own cooking, I put effort into it. Pretty much all women are good for is cleaning and sex- Preferably something degrading to them. If women were meant to be pleasured they’d have been born men.

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

woman's genitals, bum, Get me a beer, make me a smmich. That’s only 4? Log in to see images!

RAVENPUPPY

Avatar: Ashtray

[SFEF]

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

male reproductive organING? THATS NICE BUT I USE MEN FOR THOSE REASON AND male reproductive organING TOO LOL

Dog_and_Curt-
ain

Avatar: Ashtray

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Women are the only reason to be neither gay nor a furfabulous person

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

girls are soft and pretty


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arbitrayer

Avatar: arbitrayer's Avatar

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

BirdofPrey Posted:

girls are soft and pretty

*cough* fabulous person *cough*


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General Roma-
nov

Avatar: General Romanov's Avatar
4

Level 10 Camwhore

I am but a slave of the Sovjet Union

arbitrayer Posted:

*cough* fabulous person *cough*

He’s gay and proud, let him be, team shortbus made him gay….Log in to see images!


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pOOpey

Avatar: pOOpey's Avatar
4

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Jeebbus Posted:

COOKING AND 69!!1!!!!1

Yes, I’m quite useful at being pleasured with your cooking & your tongue!

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I’m in Log in to see images! (And she’s tight!)

arbitrayer

Avatar: arbitrayer's Avatar

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

pOOpey Posted:

Yes, I’m quite useful at being pleasured with your cooking & your tongue!

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UNDERSTANDINGNESS FTW!!!!


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

arbitrayer Posted:

*cough* fabulous person *cough*

I HAVE HAD SEX WITH A GIRL

YOU WILL DIE ALONE

WHO IS THE fabulous person HERE


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General Roma-
nov

Avatar: General Romanov's Avatar
4

Level 10 Camwhore

I am but a slave of the Sovjet Union

BirdofPrey Posted:

I HAVE HAD SEX WITH A GIRL

YOU WILL DIE ALONE

WHO IS THE fabulous person HERE

uhm… the fact that you’re saying I had sex with a girl means you only had sex one time…. so you’re a fabulous person or a complete loser, choose yourself

General Romanov edited this message on 04/02/2008 7:18PM

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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

General Romanov Posted:

uhm… the fact that you’re saying I had sex with a girl means you only had sex one time…. so you’re a fabulous person or a complete loser, choose yourself

LEARN THE PAST TENSE DUMBbum. ALSO, DON’T JUDGE ME MISTER I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX BECAUSE I HAVE INFANTILE GENITELIA


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CAPTAIN SODA

Avatar: CAPTAIN SODA's Avatar

[THE BURGER KING BI-
RTHDAY POWAR CLUB
]

Level 12 Re-Re

LEGALLY PATENTED THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK

REASON 17 GET ME ICE CREAM


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RAVENPUPPY

Avatar: Ashtray

[SFEF]

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

I HAD ONE TEIM THE SEX WITH A GIRL BUT THE woman's genitals THING WAS A LITTLE BIT DIRTY

BLACKPECKER

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 10 Troll

Serial Lincoln-Rapist

They know how to make sammiches.

Warpvader

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

You people are forgetting the one most important reason!

DONKEY PUNCH!


I can’t think of something creative and imaginative, so I’m just going to have to do with this sentence right here.

BLACKPECKER

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 10 Troll

Serial Lincoln-Rapist

Warpvader Posted:

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

You people are forgetting the one most important reason!

DONKEY PUNCH!

A donkey punch lasts but a moment, but a sammich is good for about 10 minutes.

oops, coulda been modded for that. Log in to see images! BLACKPECKER edited this message on 04/03/2008 12:02AM

General Roma-
nov

Avatar: General Romanov's Avatar
4

Level 10 Camwhore

I am but a slave of the Sovjet Union

BirdofPrey Posted:

LEARN THE PAST TENSE DUMBbum. ALSO, DON’T JUDGE ME MISTER I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX BECAUSE I HAVE INFANTILE GENITELIA

I’m not a native speaker, at least I try to learn another language, I can speak 4 languages almost fluently, so shut the **** up dumb ****


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Arktor

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
24

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

So what r the 69?


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