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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

I’ve wasted 283 precious hours of my life on that site and I want them back. Will pay.

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006ruler

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1

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 22 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

>.>

but..

bum…

...

yah, ur right.

but im not gunna.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

i was working on it but i gave up

and if i did i would have no bumociation with you because you’re a ****ing idiot fabulous person gay baby


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

offwo200

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles

Level 11 Hacker

“Ohacku”

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AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

Posting in a care thread.


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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

if i did i would have no bumociation with you because you’re a ****ing idiot fabulous person gay baby

AIDS woman's genitals Posted:

Posting in a care thread.


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Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2013-05-25 22:35:57 -0400
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

I LOVE POSTING ON FORUMWARZ!

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

****ing idiot fabulous person gay baby


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blue text some sort of insult or offensive comment

Inspector Ch-
elmey

Avatar: 165179 2010-08-17 18:02:22 -0400
2

[Unban or Friend Th-
e nerd o powa comm-
ittee
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Level 63 Troll

87 percent more effective than Mandrax

I would love to,

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That Reactio-
n Face Guy

Avatar: 223807 2009-12-29 01:30:17 -0500
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Level 69 Troll

THIS IS MY CONFUSED FACE

quangntenemy Posted:

I need someone to hack the Gibson

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Hacking the site isn’t the only way to destroy the site

you can hack someone’s mind also using social engineering or something else

so you need lots of BP and

Either:

  1. buy lots of bp
  2. make a contest about staying away from forumwarz (this will affect forumwarz by
    1. the ads will not be seen by anyone by the days without any one on other than the mods and admins
    2. the advertising agency will take back the ads
    3. forumwarz will loose money
    4. due to the lack of resources forumwarz will be shut down and sold to somebody else and possibly making this site unrelated to the one we see here
    )
  3. give the prize 2 weeks before it shuts down

or

  1. find a way to force the mods and admins to implement all of the suggestions like a BP contest for who can get the mod and/or admins to implement all of the suggestions (any spam or trolling that comes from this contest will not be blamed on the contest starter because the contest starter did not say anything about spamming or trolling)
  2. the result would be more destruction of Forumwarz and very legal
    1. it is not sent by illegal alt
    2. when sent by many
    and it will annoy the target by
    1. mail overflow
    2. thread overflow
    3. resource overflow

optionally you can add “make a auction” to plan 2

because

5) Contests which require a user to look at, or bid on, any particular Kyoubai auction are not permitted.

they did not say anything about contest telling forumwarriorz making auctions

yet there is one flaw: the mods or admins will try to make a bigger contest

yet there is a flaw to the flaw: the mod and admin contest must last a limited amount of time.

so you fix the flaw

The nerd o powa edited this message on 07/27/2010 9:40AM

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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

or you can find a botnet of a million computers and ddos forumwarz into oblivion.

or find the security holes ET has left and hijack stuff various things.

or just let it die naturally. forumwarz is literally a decrepit monkey skeleton of a website. its about to collapse in on its own ribcage


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

honestly i was working on this sort of thing but it quickly became that doing nothing was more productive and entertaining than messing around here


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

quangntenemy Posted:

I’ve wasted 283 precious hours of my life on that site

Am I the only one who thinks quang is grossly under-reporting here?


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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

Am I the only one who thinks quang is grossly under-reporting here?

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295 now btw Log in to see images! quangntenemy edited this message on 07/27/2010 2:54AM


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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bad mods should be include with your reason to hate forumwarz (i am not a bad mod)


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Try this

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/9164-how-to-stop-a-web-server-by-evil-trout

1) Take a database table with over a million rows

2) Add 9 new columns to it with default values and make them all NOT NULL

3) Do this while many users are playing

4) Panic when it takes over 10 minutes to add one column

5) Take down the web server to leave the database migration to run by itself6) Be embarbumed.The end!


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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

The nerd o powa Posted:

Try this

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/9164-how-to-stop-a-web-server-by-evil-trout

1) Take a database table with over a million rows

2) Add 9 new columns to it with default values and make them all NOT NULL

3) Do this while many users are playing

4) Panic when it takes over 10 minutes to add one column

5) Take down the web server to leave the database migration to run by itself6) Be embarbumed.The end!

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quangntenemy Posted:

Yet another proof that Trout is a fabulous person Log in to see images!

If you dig deep enough you might find bones in someone’s closet


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Anonamus

Avatar: Keyboard Keys
1

Level 21 Hacker

Doing the mods' jobs for them.

quangntenemy Posted:

I’ve wasted 283 precious hours of my life on that site and I want them back. Will pay.

Defacement is encouraged.

PS. Bonus payment if the admins kill themselves Log in to see images!

Is murder. I am alive here. You shall see your President Bush. How much Log in to see images! Anonamus edited this message on 10/06/2010 8:55AM


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