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Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

­And my unemployment check came in. how can i be a useless piece of **** all day and spend my moneys on? inb4 ‘i warned you about GAMES bro’

male reproductive organmelon

Avatar: 216996 2010-03-21 17:29:33 -0400
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Level 69 Troll

Jew Hunter

Chuck Diesel Posted:

how can i be a useless piece of **** all day and spend my moneys on?

Excuse me, this is not a sentence.


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Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

male reproductive organmelon Posted:

Excuse me, this is not a sentence.

­itt: male reproductive organmelon (once again) doesn’t get the joke.

Buy a blender. I find it amazing how many homes anymore don’t have blenders.


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Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

Bacchus Posted:

Buy a blender. I find it amazing how many homes anymore don’t have blenders.

­I’m pretty sure we have a blender here, if not two.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Bacchus Posted:

Buy a blender. I find it amazing how many homes anymore don’t have blenders.

You should get a stand mixer too. They’re expensive as hell but they last forever and they’re super useful.


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Martguerita mix, rum and scratch tickets then.


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male reproductive organmelon

Avatar: 216996 2010-03-21 17:29:33 -0400
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Jew Hunter

Chuck Diesel Posted:

­itt: male reproductive organmelon (once again) doesn’t get the joke.

If that is a joke you fail at being funny.


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Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

male reproductive organmelon Posted:

If that is a joke you fail at being funny.

­I want you to LOOK. WATCH ME CARE. Seriously.

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
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Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

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You go downstairs to check the mail for the END OF ACT. In spite of the fact that the red arm-swingy-dealy thing is flipped up, the mailbox is empty! You are going to have to conclude that the position of the red flippy-lever thing is an unreliable gauge for the presence of mail. You really don’t know what the point of it is.

The parcel you are waiting for is obviously going to be late. You will have to keep checking the mail over the next several days. Hopefully it will not arrive too late, or it may start to become a sore subject with you.


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
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[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Chuck Diesel Posted:

­I’m pretty sure we have a blender here, if not two.

dude im not putting food in that ****nig thing after whats been in there. dude my bro creeps me out sometimes. puppets are still cool tho. yeah, cool


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
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Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

sO I JUST CHECKED THE MAIL AGAIN,

APPARENTLY YOUR END OF ACT ARRIVED, iT WAS PRETTY COOL, i’M NOT GONNA LIE,


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
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[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

im still embarrbumed about how my bro bailed my bum out. John and rose didnt need to have their pastry-lovin, boozin guardians step in


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

­i mean it could just be the fact that you were losing ironically

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

dont you have a scene from con air to re-enact or something?


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

­considering i got this from your bro and he has seen your socks around somewear

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