twinArmageddons Posted:

moral my a22. carciino ii2 the mo2t iimmoral per2on ii know

­Of course it is not that what the person does is actually good, it is simply that they are more responsible for their actions. Regardless of whether the actions are moral or immoral.

King Krimson Posted:

Oh, so just because I speak English on the internet I’m American?

You ****ing racist.

I’m no racist It’s just that most of the ppl that teases the Swedish people is american, and you say I’M racist?!

I FAKKIN’ HATE RACISTS!

I don’t think you know what it’s like to have a hard life. With a brain the size of a planet, my true horror is knowing that nothing I am asked to do will ever occupy even the tiniest amount of my intellect. And what with this pain in all the diodes on my left side.

But I don’t expect you to understand. No one ever understands me.

Marvin the Paranoid Android Posted:

And what with this pain in all the diodes on my left side.

Anybody else read that as “all the dildoes on my left side”?

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

­as someone who actually knows what a diode is, no

You might be the closest anyone’s ever come to being able to understand me. But you’re still a very, very long way away from even beginning to understand me. You’re just the closest.

sigh

It would be nice if, just once, I could meet someone that understands how under-appreciated I am. Spending all of my time with this two-headed idiot and his crew makes me want to sit here in this corner and just shut myself off.