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revrent

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41

Level 69 Troll

**** ART LETS KILL

So i recently decided to look at the web site http://www.americaspeakingout.com/.

It is run by some part of the republican party, and you can post any ideas you want and people can comment on them. Any way, so far some of my favorite comments are

“I would like to see a river of fire built between the US and Mexico. I would also like level 12 mages to guard the border just in case. ”

“I think all americans should bathe in Nuclear Waste. This has been shown to be an effective tactic in the past of transforming the human body into something more powerful and superhuman. With a nation of powerful mutants, not only would we prevent ourselves from being invaded, we would have a wildly powerful offense with millions able to fly, shoot lasers from their eyes and take bullets. Ninja Cats would still prove to be a problem. ”

“Stop “teaching” our children the atheist doctrine of heliocentrism. It contradicts the Bible. ”

Enjoy

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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

” we should make english the official language of the US and stop spending tax dollars on translations for mexicans! if english is good enough for baby jesus, its good enough for americans. “

xsundae

Avatar: 230091 2010-09-03 00:23:09 -0400
2

[WeChall]

Level 66 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

“I think all americans should bathe in Nuclear Waste. This has been shown to be an effective tactic in the past of transforming the human body into something more powerful and superhuman. With a nation of powerful mutants, not only would we prevent ourselves from being invaded, we would have a wildly powerful offense with millions able to fly, shoot lasers from their eyes and take bullets. Ninja Cats would still prove to be a problem.”

nice found Log in to see images!

xsundae

Avatar: 230091 2010-09-03 00:23:09 -0400
2

[WeChall]

Level 66 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

“Americans die in hurricanes and tornadoes. It’s time to declare a War on Weather.”

“Build the Star Wars missile defense system. Who cares if it works or not? It sounds super badbum.”

its a mad world out there..Log in to see images!

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Poe’s law in action – it’s hard to pick the more subtle trolls apart from the genuine wingnuts.

revrent

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41

Level 69 Troll

**** ART LETS KILL

“Ban Twilight. Jesus knows vampires have fangs and don’t sparkle. You can’t lie to Jesus. “

UnlimitedTyy-
ppi

Avatar: 217173 2009-11-18 08:46:15 -0500
9

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

“we need to employ some of those invincible black knights from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.”

“Build a wall along our borders. Not a wimpy fence. China did it and the toursim dollars the wall brings in will more than pay for the cost. I’m thinking a 1000 feet high and a 100 feet or more thick. A man made mountain range. That’ll keep people out! P.S. Canadians are a bigger threat to our security than we realize. Did you realize the late Peter Jennings’ Canadian, yet hosted an American news program? They can blend in unnoticed into our society and our border with them is totally demilitarized!!! They can just sneak across and pretend to be Americans, with their stinkin’ European-wannabe socialism. P.P.S. Maybe anchor some mines along our coastal waterways so no one sneaks in on boats.”

“eliminating minimum wage laws will allow companies to hire many more Americans for just a fraction of the price. If Mexicans can work for 2$ an hour, so can we.”

SuperSonic

Avatar: 148701 2010-01-03 11:24:25 -0500
21

[WeChall]

Level 43 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

“We need to decriminalize marijuana, which currently wastes taxpayer money.”

(Unfunnily amusing)

“Stop listening to so-called “scientists” with their “facts” and “knowledge”. Jesus didnt need science and neither do we!”

” Americans need equal access to unicorns and rainbows to overcome barriers in the pursuit of sparkly happiness. Traditionally, unicorns have been too rare to truly impact the world and rainbows are too tied to occurrences in nature. Recent technological advances however make these limitations part of our dark past. The democratization of unicorns and rainbows is crucial for the US to be a major player as a world happiness leader in the future. Let the US be a shining light for the world, and let the shining light come from a the horn of a unicorn and sparkle in all colors of the rainbow. “

SuperSonic

Avatar: 148701 2010-01-03 11:24:25 -0500
21

[WeChall]

Level 43 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

“There are not nearly enough funny hats in the government. Please institute a hat policy similar to that of the vatican where the hilarity of the hat scales with the importance of the government official.”

“In order for Americans to prosper, unicorns MUST be available to all. Oh, race cars too.”

“Git red of publik edukacion. It doosent werk.”

SuperSonic

Avatar: 148701 2010-01-03 11:24:25 -0500
21

[WeChall]

Level 43 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

Edit: Accidental double-post, please disregard.

SuperSonic edited this message on 05/29/2010 12:35PM
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