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Sup I'm off down to the shop, guys. Can I get you anything?

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

No thanks man, I’ll just have a go at your mom while your out of the house.

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

I’ll take some cugreat timesbers, condoms, and a copy of Rocky III please.

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

I’ll take some cugreat timesbers, condoms, and a copy of Rocky III please.

Sounds like you have an exciting evening planned, sir. My hat’s off to you.

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

I’ll take some cugreat timesbers, condoms, and a copy of Rocky III please.

My sexual preferences are more inclined to want a pineapple some barbed wire and a copy of Hannah Montana.

Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
15

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

I’m back guys, and I hope you appreciate my efforts!

Nobody Owens, I don’t think they actually sold those, sorry. Instead, I got you a blank headstone that you can fill in yourself!

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Chuck Diesel, got you covered, my man.

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duca, one Diet Coke, coming right up.

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AIDS woman's genitals, good luck.

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MCB, it’s your lucky day.

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sdgrbbum09, less concerned about your health then duca, I see. Good, good.

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dobnits, my friend. Brainfreeze scoops, coming right up.

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Sarcasm, sorry man, but it looks like swine didn’t actually order anything. =[

ERECTILE_DEATH, tall order, but I think I can manage that.

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Whew, that lot was a handful.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Thanks, man! You’re the best!

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

fingerling potatoes in 3 colors

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

hey skyman **** you for being interesting while I’m not paying attention.

P.S. I’ll take some hot babes. Several. At the same time.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Fortunato Posted:

hey skyman **** you for being interesting while I’m not paying attention.

P.S. I’ll take some hot babes. Several. At the same time.

what did I do?

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Drakodan Posted:

sdgrbbum09, less concerned about your health then duca, I see. Good, good.

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Marr965

Avatar: Code (Blue)
3

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

Packet of mint imperials, a whole bunch of chcolate bars and a small piece of cheese.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

­marylong

Too bad I can’t ask for BP or Antifreeze scoops from the corner store let alone buy those things.

Yet I might want a recipe for “some onions, veggie bacon, mints in my strawberry ice cream on top of a big can of Mountain Dew/Powerthirst in a liquid-proof ice cream cone” and the materials to make “some onions, veggie bacon, mints in my strawberry ice cream on top of a big can of Mountain Dew/Powerthirst in a liquid-proof ice cream cone”

The nerd o powa edited this message on 05/31/2010 1:58PM

Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
15

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

Hello again guys, just got back from a second trip. Thought I’d treat myself to a nice Chinese meal whilst I was at it, but here’s the goody bag for you guys.

Odalisque, a pretty easy request, I must say. My local is pretty comprehensive.

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Fortunato, jumping on MCB’s bandwagon, are we? Reasonable request, mind.

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Marr965, I’d actually be happy to have them myself. It’s just as well I prioritise a friend’s request.

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PCP, I do hope this is what you meant. I wouldn’t want to disappoint you.

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nerd o powa, since the shop doesn’t actually do recipes, you can work your own out. I shall, of course, provide the materials.

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Oh, look, you got some ice-cream with your cone. Aren’t you lucky.

My wallet’s starting to thin out. I may have to save up a bit before I can run another trip.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Here, take these. It should make your next trip go more smoothly.

I got them from the ATM around the corner. Don’t ask where I got the card, from though.

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On a completely coincidental and unrelated note, there’s this guy in that alley over there who might need some medical attention.

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