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Sup I'm off down to the shop, guys. Can I get you anything?

Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
15

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

Anything you want from the corner shop?

Nobody Owens

Avatar: 234154 2010-04-08 03:40:01 -0400

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 6 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

I want a headstone with the letters E.H. on it.

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

Cornetto.

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

How about a coke? Errr no, make it diet coke.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Chuck Diesel Posted:

Cornetto.

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BRAINFREEZE!

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

Get me a lotto ticket please.

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

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BRAINFREEZE!

OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THE ODDS

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Any hookers on the corner? Bring me back two if there are.

Redfish12X

Avatar: Middle Finger
11

Level 69 Troll

I'm an annoying thief, and i wont **** with grattojs again.

Probably not. You could get me various things from the corner shop, but ANYTHING? No way.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Chuck Diesel Posted:

OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THE ODDS

LOOK OUT CHUCK! PCP let the cops in! They might find all that weed on you. You’d better run. I’ll distract them.

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

swine Posted:

LOOK OUT CHUCK! PCP let the cops in! They might find all that weed on you. You’d better run. I’ll distract them.

Man, like, I totally, like, don’t have any weed on me, or something. Oh man I want some, like, cookies or whatever.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Redfish12X Posted:

Probably not. You could get me various things from the corner shop, but ANYTHING? No way.

You’ll find me next to the import beer.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

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BRAINFREEZE!

Oh god I literally just watched that movie before I came here. Literally just before.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

duca Posted:

How about a coke? Errr no, make it diet coke.

I’ll take that Coke, thanks Drakodan

Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
15

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

Wow guys, sure thing, but make sure you give me some cash before I go down.

Anyone else fancy a little something?

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Here’s some money.

Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
15

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

A monetary gift of such proportions is indeed appreciated! Log in to see images!

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Just pick up some Ice Cream as well. You know what flavor I like.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

dobnits Posted:

Just pick up some Ice Cream as well. You know what flavor I like.

Sorry, bro. They don’t make “poop” or “semen” flavors.

Edit – added a flavor.

swine edited this message on 05/28/2010 8:51PM

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

I’ll have whatever swine’s having.

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